Amerifats

>Amerifats
explain this right now!

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>mfw skinny Frenchboi that can join the military whenever he wants to

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USA has a population of over ~100 million (likely much higher, Global firepower has it at 145 million) fit for service soldiers.

But we don't have money to be able to expand that heavily (it'd cost 1.5 quadrillion) at 15k per soldier.

But for the 20-30 or so million that can't join military, it's mainly for mental health issues, obesity is barely an issue. As it's easy to lose weight to fit military guide-lines, assuming they're not say 400+

I watch a TEDx talk about the subject. You need to be morbid obese to not be accepted, obese people are put i extensive training and strict diet to became fit.

But yeah, obesity is a serious joke. I have meet one retard guy who get to 200Kg just to get the free stomach reduction from the government. Now he can only eat a spoon of food every 5 min or he throw up.

I literally don't understand why people don't workout and have diet to lose weight. I mean, with 1,5 meters of rope, you can jump until you lose all the weight you want, without expensive equipment and gymnasium. You have access to knowledge to have a decent and cheap diet (cook is way more cheap than eat fast food, stop crying lardlord).

what is there to explain? stereotypes exist for a reason
I don't even like going to the grocery store because I'm going to get stuck in the aisle behind some landwhale on their electric cart
god I hate the south

>Now he can only eat a spoon of food every 5 min or he throw up.
What the fuck??????
Are you serious????
I'm not an expert on Liposection, but I did have esophagus shrinking surgery.

If he's having that symptom he needs to go back to the hospital ASAP, I almost died because I had similar issues

Tfw skinny American liable to get drafted

But how will they now defend Israel?

If you're too skinny they won't let you in, that was my problem. I had to slouch at meps to pass.

The medics cut his stomach and reduce the size so he only physically can consume small amounts of food. This is the free health care of way to save people from obesity.

That is fucking absurd.

According to Jow Forums American recruiting logic is like this:
>Bipolar tranny who wants to chop his dick off
>Accepted into military
>Athletic young man but sneezed once in middle school
>Denied

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Yes, this is the last hope for people who literally can't stop eating. You only can get this medical procedure if your life is in risk (aka 200Kg or more).

I don't know why the other guy is freaking out, that's common for morbidly obese people here too.

>tfw TDEE so high I lose weight on 2800 calories a day

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They're too picky.
I was DQ'd for taking accutane.

Is this true

The fit for service numbers are usually total war scenario digits and inflated as fuck. As in take all men aged 18-65, give them 6 hours of training and a rifle and tell them to go inawoods cause shit is going down WW3 style scenario

>I watch a TEDx talk about the subject

>TED talks
Into the trash it goes.

Obvious hyperbole but yeah there's a lot of minor stuff that they'll deny you for, just lie about it though who cares they won't find out unless you need TS and one of your references snitches.
Yes = Your Enlistment Stops
No = New Opportunity

I’m borderline obease. If the military forced me to lose weight i probably would. Atm i have too much freedom.

600lbs life, look it up

Is rope jumping that effective to get a toned body ?

I honestly don't know how people can get to that point. I mean, it's not a brain tumor, it's relative easy to fix height gain and actually improve doing so (as long you don't over do).

And before someone tell me that it's hard to quit eating like an animal, I QUIT SMOKE 55 DAYS AGO, AFTER SMOKE A PACK A DAY FOR MORE THAN HALF A DECADE. Do you get anxiety that make your chest hurt for not eat ice cream? do you get panic attacks because no chocolate? you can't think straight for a entire week because you did not drink soda? You cough out years of brows shit for weeks if you don't eat your sugar ceral in the morning?

It's one of the most effective cardio exercises out there, not sure how better it is on intensity than swimming or jogging, but it's definitely good. The point was also that you need nothing more than a rope and a 2 square meter space to do it.

Lose some weight m8. Start your summer more health.
Yeah, you use almost all your muscles at once. Just don't over due. Do some jumps, stop, relax, drink plenty of water, and go again when you feel ready.
I really don't know why people stop jumping rope for meme things like pilates and shit that only disabled people should do.

Based.
Guess I'm gonna buy a cute climbing rope

How much jumps would you do per session or how long would they have to be ? How much sessions per week ?

I completely forgot about rope jumping actually. But yeah it makes sense. Based latinobros

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Diet is equally as important as exercise btw

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If you are obese, you would do some 5 jumps and lose your breath. Do as much you fell like, there is no rush.
I have talked to a Brazilian user who did a 5 min session after every LOL match. After some days he did not even lost his breath anymore and after some weeks his mom told him that he stopped snore during sleep.

I'm on a low carbohydrates and vegetable/white meat diet

I'm just slightly skinny fat and want to get a toned body

They dq at meps you over shit like weed asthma and depression. Just lie about that shit. >>Jow Forumsmeg/