DID YOU KNO DAT IN BRIDIN U CANT BUY SPOONS N EVERBODY IS A MUSLIM XDDDD!!!??

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IT'S OVER LADS
THEY'VE RAIDED MY ILLEGAL PANCAKE RACKET
I'M GOING DOWN FOR LIFE

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Paler than you, Mr. Islam

>U.K Police Account

Imagine being gullible enough to think this is real

I don't even care if he's actually butthurt or if he's trying to get us to post, I just haven't posted my webms in a while
no h8 towards uk haha I just like posting these

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Britain genuinely seems like a horrible place to live.

B-but her kid is right there
what the fuck?

I think this one is fake (hopefully haha)

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is it bad i got a erection from this

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>Mutts who save videos of white women being raped
I think Jow Forums might be just the right place for you, guys

It is, please don't come here.

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vocaroo.com/i/s11qzaTqFBnG

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ummm what?

nah I just save everything, in every thread
my april 2018 folder is almost a gigabyte in size and I made that in the middle of the month

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sorry am I supposed to be impressed?

stop bumping pommie threads

unironically but literally it happened irl

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/28/sheffield-police-officer-assaulted-during-arrest-attempted-suspect

Wouldn't it be simpler to just ban money from minors at this point?

The problem with brits is that they need a massive nanny state to keep their vicious nature under control.

No, of course not, I'm only supporting his point. Any sane person would much prefer the heavenly suburban sprawl of glorious North America rather than the hellish, gritty life of a Pennine village.

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>old man had to cross the street because of the smell
I M A G I N E
M
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Long live the Confederate States of America

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>bartleby, fetch me the eggs and flour from the store so we can bake your sister a cake
>walk out of the local paki shop
>bobbies come bursting in from all sides with 3 squad cars closing in

>HOLD IT RIGHT THERE SON, LETS SEE SOME ID

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>tiny VSS
muh DICK

britain is unironically a shithole though

t. objectively better country

Americans do this because:
>it's the only European country most Americans know enough about to attempt banter towards
>deep-rooted inferiority complex stemming from the adoration our media has towards you and the fact that American women overwhelmingly want to fuck you

also this

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sometime it really do be like dat

Find that very difficult to believe to be frank.

la creatura de albion

>country
>europe
every time

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>wider than you
no doubt

i don't even bother reading those posts any more they're so boring
le spoons le license zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yea fuck you

Brits are good shooters.

We used to just spread culture when we weren't busy kicking continental ass but now the energy has nowhere to go

These guys are better at kiting than Korean LOL players

it's because of how the numbers are accounted
Like when the UK started counting prostitution and got a bigger GDP than France

wait a second
>armed robbery
>police caught the robber right inside the store
>no one got injured
did i miss something?

Oi thare mateii duh ya hav ur shitposting loicense

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>muhamad takes a break from raping little white girls ato shitpost on Jow Forums
i like the fact that you keep quality of this board on such a high levels

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Is that a male or a female?

yes

QUINTESSENSIAL british lady

I haven't counted, is it still less than our rape numbers?
I mean it doesn't even matter, its not a contest.

it's a youtube prank video

Oi bruv your existence licence only covers two dimensions
I'm gonna have to take two thirds of you into custody

WOAH LADS BRITIN IN A SHARIA LAW STATE TOMMY ROBINSON IS A HERO!!!!

gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
>It is illegal to bring into the UK, sell, hire, lend or give anyone the following:
>swords, including samurai swords - a curved blade over 50cm (with some exceptions, such as antiques and swords made to traditional methods before 1954)

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ALL POLICE OFFICERS IN BRIDIN ARE TRANSGENDER AND BLACK AND FEMALE AND THEY CANT ARREST ANYBODY BY LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the only police officer in the video is the one in the yellow jacket at the end

le licence

That's actually really fucking neat.

BIG BRITISH HANDS
how can babyhanded ameriblobs compete?

>we
Brits are by nature a servile and violent people, a slavering race of simpletons who will defend their governing oligarchy to their dying breath. Only the Russian and East Asian races are more collectivist and insectoid in nature.

Thank GOD Canada is an ocean away from Britain and we had the prevailing influence of freedom from America to lead us away from the imprisoned, slavelike mentality of the British. Thank you, Amerifriends.

>Shoot man with small british firearm
>guy dies a small death
I don't see the problem, friend?

The mutt is right though

SEETHING, the thread