/brit/

is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

watching this virgin anime because it's about an autistic shut-in virgin like me, except he gets a qt 3.14 manic pixie dream girl to help him come out of his shell while i stew in self pity

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have I mentioned how much I love xanax because boy I fucking love xanax

>video games are soy
This

shame about the face

can't believe they're still doing this

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Fuck off you literal spaz

delete this entry of the thread right now

It works on a subconscious level

Fucking state of this new Windows 10 update. Only positive is that it's fixed the volume issues.

Gates is a cunt.

you should see him shill for israel

Bikin', I'm bikin', I'm bikin' slow-mo
Maybe the four wheel excitin' us mo'
I'm cold when the temperatures dip below 70s
How can I be burr around L.A. coast?
The diamonds is plural, the Tiffany broach
On my lapel, at the table, I'm givin' a toast
The first wedding that I've been in my twenties
Thinkin' maybe someone is not somethin' to own
Maybe the government got nothin' to do with it
Thinkin' maybe the feeling just comes and it goes
Think I want me a lil' one that look like my clone
Me and my baby can't do on our own
I landed a trick, got my impossibles
I'm fuckin' with Addy, I'm watchin' my dose
24 hours like they never close
I'm bikin', I'm bikin', I'm bikin' these blocks, yeah
Since Ben Baller sold all his ice up at Slauson, ooh
I'm bikin' uphill and it's burnin' my quads (obstacles)
I'm bikin' downhill and it sound like a fishin' rod

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Man shall not live by bread alone
But by every word
That proceeds from the mouth of God

what are they trying to say with this stance?

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Need to see twenty hollow points slice through you like butter ASAP

shame about the body

Come pour some liquor in my Cup
Hope you got that Hennessy, damn girls that's wassup

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No it doesn't. Everyone thinks they're fucking deranged.

did they write that on their own? it's actually pretty funny

>fack off yew litrill spiz

I might hate myself tomorrow but I'm on my way tonight

Let's be lonely together

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Ah yes drunk on a Monday night. Supreme.

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whats with the jew paddy

Hey cut it out

everyone..... shut up!!

obese hotpocket munching cunt just deleted a good thread on spee

Pay up pig

whatcha drinking?

hate retarded NEETs who watch this and end up with a superficial understanding of it that boils down to "i want a misaki too!" or whatever such bollocks

look at those disgustingly thin chicken legs

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the US is truly absurd

ive been dreaming of a time when
the english are sick to death of labour and tories
and spit upon the name oliver cromwell
and denounce the royal line that still salutes him
and will salute him forevahhhh

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Polished off the Paderborner, moved onto the vodka.

would honestly have eaten out thatcher's fanny while she was alive

>The New Mexico State Penitentiary riot, which took place on February 2 and 3, 1980, in the state's maximum security prison south of Santa Fe, was one of the most violent prison riots in the history of the American correctional system: 33 inmates died and more than 200 inmates were treated for injuries.[1] None of the 12 officers taken hostage were killed, but seven suffered serious injuries caused by beatings and rapes.[2]:192 This was the third major riot at the NM State Penitentiary, the first occurring on 19 July 1922[3] and the second on 15 June 1953.[4]

>During an edition of BBC's Timewatch program, an eyewitness described the carnage in cell block 4. They saw an inmate held up in front of a window; he was being tortured by using a blow torch on his face. They then started using the torch on his eyes, and then the inmate's head exploded.

>By mid-morning events had spiraled out of control within the cellblocks. Murder and violence had erupted. Gangs were fighting gangs, and a group of rioters led by some of the most dangerous inmates (who by this time had been released from solitary confinement) decided to break into cell block 4, which housed the protective-custody unit. This held the snitches and those labeled as informers. But it also housed inmates who were vulnerable, mentally ill or convicted of sex crimes. Initially, the plan was to take revenge on the snitches, but the violence soon became indiscriminate.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP

woah the tories have been doing this for a while

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like my foreskin haha

consider myself quite informed on the jewish question

Lads!

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>Spotify admits the average "per stream" payout to rights holders lands somewhere between $0.006 and $0.0084

That's barely anything desu

How long would it take to grow hair this length?

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She was just getting ready to squat over the north and shit all over it

literally just read this on /tv/

can I have some?

this can't be happening

Let me update you on my mood...
I feel tired

need a powerstanced kev image

When the FUCK is gookmoot going to fix Clover not being able to post images

Oh yeah? Then what's the answer?

10 years and 7 days if you do it correctly.

Assad is the good guy

I've been smoking weed since 10:30 this morning my life's a joke haha

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Tastes like fucking petrol so yeah help yourself

Don’t lie nigga

the update came out yesterday gotta use f-droid v3. 0.0

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me too but I worked as well haha

Install clover dev

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He has a long midface according to lookism he should be an “incel” despite being handsome.

this is it lads
i've sunken to a new low
i've been emailing those foreign lads that leave comments under random porn videos asking for "cute and sex girls with nice bobs". i've saved loads of pictures of random girls i know on facebook, i was originally going to cat fish them for money, but i'm having second thoughts.
on one hand, they don't need their money as much as i need it, but on the other hand, i don't want to hurt my fellow incels.

Boring.

Genuinely grim

YOOOO DIS NIGGA FYNNA BOUT GONE GET DABBED ON

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fuck are you on about

a set of khazar milkers for every man

just update it you mong

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From what starting length? Hair grows at about 3mm every 10 days

Making enemies is never good.

by the way i do drugs tee hee

im thinking about catfishing random indian men. the goal is to get them to send me money.

Good post

GOOD lad

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what in god's name

Rate

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Southern rap sounds the grittiest lads

For example, 3-6 Mafia had a very distinctive southern gothic sound, whereas modern rappers such as Gucci Mane have a pleasant southern twang

how much money have you extracted so far

That’s crap, how do I make my hair look smart whilst growing it longer?

rock out with your cock out

wind your neck in mate

more of a west coast g funk kinda bloke

meant for

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sue

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Defend assad from the great Satan of Israel and its lap dog USA

big "nigga" bird

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fuck off kraut namibian immigrant to south africa

Dutch accent

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