/brit/

control me /brit/. do i milk my cummies out tonight or not?

Want to stick my willy in the roommate's arse, she's extremely drunk rn.

no

don't you have to wipe pensioner's arses?

P I C S
I
C
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so when's tezza resigning?

>tfw no Changpa nomad gf

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yeah unfortunately so
after the first few times you become dead to it

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oh-woo, what's this?

fuck's sake mate
sounds pretty grim

tell her I said hi, she's a qt :3

blatant tranny

fo' da grove

any papist man in?

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Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Carl Johnson: Hey, sorry, bro, you know I gotta know about Moms.

Sweet: I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just trying not to think about it, is all. I mean, I didn't even know she was hit until it was all over...

Big Smoke: Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Let's eat.

Ryder: Hey, don't we got beef around here? We been getting into it with these fools.

Big Smoke: I can't stand cold food. unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can.

Carl Johnson: Oh, shit - trash can bitch!

Sweet: Pass me my food.

Ryder: Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping us out!

papists out

appreciate this gimmick

>belize
>food

sheeeeeiit

just had a realisation
the welsh and finnish accents are quite similar even though the two countries have nothing to do with each other apart from being on the same continent
end of realisation

why do candias speak french

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sitting in a dead silent empty classroom right now and i cant stop giggling because i just remembered the IMG_1142 saga

touching myself in the naughty zone

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wilsonianism is the solution to many of the world's problems

I'm welsh

>the new reddit css

what the FUCK were they thinking

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it's genuinely one of the most cancerous ideologies to hit the world stage

do you know Gareth Bale?

*peeps the rebbit*
>stupidity is pretty much a default human trait at this point
*closes the tab*

revisionist

reddit is based and white

pity

how do people even sign up for isis?

canadians are a race of thieves and liars

fuck off you welsh cunt
i hate you and i hate fucking france

no one is owed anything and the US shouldn't be the police of whether ping-pong the rice farmer can vote or has a toilet

good lad

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they don't
ISIS doesn't exist

gonna go shower and stare at my beautiful circumcised willy for 20 minutes

haha yea, I've always wondered this too haha

haha

yeah
and tom jones

do you know rob brydon

am monitoring this posters activity.

neat

yeah
and ian watkins

>and ian watkins
'

do you know prince madoc

>and ian watkins

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alri lads

not a fan of scullyposting

Donde esta Beto?

yeah
and cerys matthews

>get a job

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just found out there is another person at my university with the exact same name as me
would it be weird to send him a whats up email

might be addicted to pool lads

yeh

why not?

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genuinely frightening

>Is that a parlimentary procedure or are you just happy to see me?

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would you lads ever consider bombing a mosque?

I am a white supremacist first, a god-fearing christian second, and an australian nationalist third

reported

alri friends I'll go do a naptoil

Was asked by a girl if I wanted to see a play
Agreed to it

would you lads ever consider shagging me silly?

take your proxy off GCHQ

gives me the gear to be honest

nice try NIA

No Muslims do it themselves

tommy robinson is based but he would be more based if he bombed a mosque what a cuck lmao

yeh
femboi aussies belong to my cock

im gonna do it anyway

I know that if I actually posted this the FBI would be banging on my door but since you're a Jew in a country where the utilities don't even work you're absolute safe

why don't you tell jokes anymore?

the french were here first

any lunch break man in
love 'babs me

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just donated blood

are you melvin?

my name is bruce

Tim

I've A-, what've you got lad?

western sydney lebbo

No Barry, for the last time, we aren't going to bomb a mosque