Ask Latin Americans anything Thread #2

Can I love your women?

That's what I'm into

do whatever you want man

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How do I get a Maltese gf

No,most Latinos that think that they are actually are slightly tan,and our niggers are olive skinned

Actual black people as in Africans and African-Americans are Bros,they sell watches and jewelry on the streets but they don't pressure you,don't say shit like " I need you to buy it so I can stop robbing",don't stop you in the streets to sell you shit instead they wait for you to stop, are actually well informed about what they're selling,and are pretty chill even if you don't buy anything

Makes me want to buy something just to help them out

Kek

Thank you. I love them already tho.

I'll sell you one.

>fatties
myth, just in USA

Why are you latinos so violent?

hmm, are you violent?

is this song well known in all Latin American countries?
youtu.be/SLKy6IPtE-0

Fucking hell i NEEEEEEED a brown gf

mommy

quien es esta putita?

instagram.com/micalecumberryyy/

Are there big booty latinas that still wear crop tops and tight jeans? where do I find thicc latinas

I have several questions
1. Do your countries have distinct cultures or are you all just a blend of existence?
2. Why do you all feel entitled to come to the united states and become citizens?
3. Is there anywhere a white person can go and not get murdered?
4. How's costa rica?

>Do your countries have distinct cultures or are you all just a blend of existence?
different cultures, there are some similarities between us
>Why do you all feel entitled to come to the united states and become citizens?
>all
probably less than 5% of Latam
>Is there anywhere a white person can go and not get murdered?
it depends how many Hollywood movies you see about narcos
>How's costa rica?
pretty good according to statistics

1. Yes. Latino culture is as stupid as White culture. Dumb terms created by the cultureless country known as jewsa
2. We don't?
3. Yes, the same places where the rest of the population would feel safe.

>1. Do your countries have distinct cultures?
yes
2. because that's what the american dream promises. wanna get accused of false publicity?
3. yeah, your basement
4. it's nice, a little too hot but yeah cute beaches

>Are there big booty latinas that still wear crop tops and tight jeans?
yes
>where do I find thicc latinas
on instagram and facebook

first time i hear it, where you got it from?

100% if you give her citizenship

yes, remember Jow Forums is full of autistic people

who would be willing to live in depresion land tho?

por plata hay mujeres que comen mierda y todo

oh so the song comes from you?
or how else you know it?

Which Spic country do you hate the most

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS
seriously, it's very hateful

who dat hottie

cherry picked

Hola, ¿dónde puedo devolver el oro?

Are you the same Uruguay that I threatened yesterday?

?
i don't think so

envialo por correo a Iturbe 936 c/ Manuel Domínguez, Asunción PY
URGENTE

Wrong guy then my bad.

1. We share an ancestral background, but there are remarkable differences, specially if you account the huge distances between countries
2. That's a misconception, people that go illegally to the US are usually in a low economic condition. They have few options and therefore they don't care about laws. That's why you don't see a lot of illegal uruguayans or chileans in your country.
3. Obviously yes
4. I like it here, we are still underdeveloped but our natural scenery is good

Le puedo cambiar un par de piecitas por unos cuantos espejos

a mi no me engañas maricon culiao, muestra tu verdadera banderita

>We share an ancestral background
same absent father, very different single mothers

Devuelve la plata y nosotros te devolveremos a las españolas cautivas

Decimos que vas a un pais como Colombia o Mexico. Si eres un Estadounidense con el piel negro, todavia vas a ser considerado como un gringo? Y si eres un Argentino con el piel blanco, vas a ser considerado como un gringo también?

Normalmente, son solo hablar inglés ya la persona la van a considerar gringa. En costa rica y otros paises, podria confundirse con los negros del país, pero el acento es diferente. En cuanto a los latinos blancos, nadie les va a decir gringos, se nota facilmente que son de aca

Good for you... Our niggers are all Colombian criminals and Haitian trash.

Were you the one who complained about streetsellers in Colombia being annoying as fuck and litteral beggers?

Tienen el mismo acento en Uruguay que en Argentina? Con los sonidos ''ll'' pronunciados como un ''sh''?

Ademas, se puede ser un Latinoamericano si habla el francés, como en Guyana, Haïti o Canada?

Decimos que te vas de vacaciones a Canada cuando vas en 'cana' (slang for carcel/policia)

Kek. Aqui seria sorprendido si la gente sabia dondé esta Uruguay :(

Gringo= United Statian. Doesn't matter if he is white, black, blue, yellow, red, etc... I believe down south gringo means blueye blond though, but that's not the case here. Argentinians are never considered gringos, for starters, 90% of them pass as local here anyway and the remaining 10% stop being seen as gringos once people notice they aren't americans

why do i hear the meme that latinas throw themselves at white guys on Jow Forums? latinas don't seem to date outside their race in real life

mmm... those are some delicious milkers, dear
would you mind if I had just.. a taste?
*caresses cleavage*
hmmm... so plump, so juicy
*grasps heaving breasts with both hands*
ahh yes... almost too much milky milky bags to hold. now just a quick taste, my sweetums
*puts mouth on nipples, begins milking the cow*
AH
SUCH DELICIOUS
SWEET
MILKIES
My sweet, sweet fat little plumpums
thank you
thank you

It's very diverse

shieet

How does it feel to know that your countries are only known for being the toilet of America?

feels better than living in a country known for a bald Napoleon-wannabe manlet that is afraid people will realize not a single nuke is working and he's just bluffing his way around

life is good outside cities, mostly

It's wh*Toids that have never talked to a girl, trying to pat each other on the back that say that

All latinas I know go for white dudes, or the whitest looking latino dudes

I don't know, tell me how it feels to be the toilet of europe?

Most people consider myself white here, but I pretty sure I would look like a levantine arab to you, pale skin, hairy, thin nose, brown eyes etc
My gf says I look portuguese/italian, I heard some guy saying I look like a pale pakistani. Truth is, my mother is of portuguese descent and looks european, very pale, light eyes etc, but my father isn't that pale and has dark brown eyes and a surname common to poor people, aka blacks/mestizos, so probably some black/mullato in my lineage.

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Devolvelo aca galle. Que se jodan los mejicanos

pinche puta malinche...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

Not the same guy but I've heard it before
The singer is from Chile

How your Rating former president Mujica?

Which country in Latin America should I move to? Panama seems nice but I imagine the heat is unbearable for someone who lives in the northern US.

how was your day?

Jolines, Jean-Pierre. Puedes ser LATINOamericano si eres del continente americano y eres descendiente de un país LATINO (Portugal, España, Francia, Italia, Rumanía)

I'd consider myself light skinned
It's up to you if I'm white

turn the proxy off you disgusting otaku

>1. Do your countries have distinct cultures or are you all just a blend of existence?
Different cultures, there are differences even within the same country (at least here)
>2. Why do you all feel entitled to come to the united states and become citizens?
>implying I'd ever go to your cunt
>3. Is there anywhere a white person can go and not get murdered?
Yes,as long as you stay out of low income areas and dodgy streets you'll be fine, I don't know why everyone thinks whites are "exotic" here
>4. How's costa rica?
Never been there but seems pretty nice

DEBOLBE LORO

say i were to plan a longer trip in SA (requiring quite a lot of money for the trip only so i need a temp job), about 3-6 months or so, what are the opportunities to get a temporary/intern job there if i can only do computer/software engineering and cook like a motherfucker while not speaking a word of your languages?

Problem is her height. I bet she isn't taller than like 155 cm and that's just unattractive, it feels like I'm dating a high schooler.

IMO a girl should be at least 175 cm tall.

Job opportunities here are really low unless you are willing to work witout any benefits and get under the table, try coming here around our summer since there will be more demand for temp jobs specially in touristic places

ok. so i better save up some cash. get it.

>it feels like I'm dating a high schooler.
What’s the problem :DDD

No, I believe I’m mostly Amerindian

she's 19 and yes, she's short

What do Latinas think of Pajeets? Do Pajeets have a chance with Latinas, asking for a friend.

>witout any benefits and get under the table
do you mean "gray money"? because i'm alright with that.
>our summer
what is that exactly? i would like to come during october and ending in january to april

Southern Chile. Wine producing climate, like in California or Italy. And they have one of the best quality of life in LatAm.

Ive been day dreaming about traveling to either Spain itself or relatively safe Latin American country and learning the lingo. Do people do this even?

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pretty nice

>do you mean "gray money"? because i'm alright with that.
we call it "trabajar en negro" and the pey is not regulated by anyone and you are not in any contract
>what is that exactly? i would like to come during october and ending in january to april
that's pretty much it, spring last for september 21 until december 20 and summer from december 21 until march 20

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE SIMPSONS PLEASE

ay caranva dijo el barsinson

ok, so if i could make an "under the table" deal with some employer who doesn't want to pay taxes on me and i'd be willing to work on such terms i could get a job with the money in cash?

how do you know that?

Yes, they pay either in cash or a direct bank deposit
I don't know if you can get a job as a software engineer and that but some restaurant or grill would probably hire you in summer although you'll definitely need to know some spanish and the name for the vegetables and that

do the people in restaurants know english? i'm not aiming for a high tier job, just something to keep me alive to pay for food and rent.

Of course. I even saw an Australian last time I was there. He was on vacation in Colombia, but had a job in nearby Guyana. You should do this Spanish is easy if you are English speaker.