I need to get 1 million dollars before the end of the year

I need to get 1 million dollars before the end of the year

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Buy kneepads.
Suck 1 million dicks for 1 dollar each.

Buy kneepads.
Suck half a million dicks for 2 dollars each.

(my plan is superior to the previous one)

There's about 240 days left. You need to make $4167 every day. That's a lot of cocks. Or very expensive blow jobs.

So, this is the best idea you could come up with.

Bank robbery, you will only need a revolver and a car

Crypto

I have a revolver but no car. :(

Shill me your best.

Marry a man with $2 million, have his kid, then divorce him.
If you're a guy you're fucked

stop borrowing money you piece of shit, you deserve it for trusting kikes.

1. Not a fag
2. Divorce doesn't work like that in Sweden. You get to keep whatever assets you had prior to the marriage as your own.

I haven't borrowed any money.

In that case I think I'll move to Sweden. Any city recommendations?

Borrow 1 million dollars under your parent's name and default on it.

then you don't need 1 million

But I do need it.

Become a Mexican drug cartel leader, you're most likely white and white people are more likely to succeed in Mexico.

It's a bulletproof plan.

Convert to Judaism

Get a Uber.

Never setting foot in Mexico again.

Uber is outlawed in Sweden.

Only thing you need is food and water, you entitled piece of shit. now stop baiting and say what the issue is.

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Even if you got that the Swedistan state will take you 80% to pay for refugees.
The sad life of a cuck....

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I need it to be free.

what do you need for?

Freedom.

Just become a NEET then

>NEETdom

Self-imposed imprisonment.

become a professional poker player

I can smell you from here, Cletus.

Sports betting. I Make an extra $25k a year doing it. It’s not a million but it sure is easy money

good for you mate, good for you

Buy kneepads.
Suck 1 million Dicks for free then die

Does the government pay you to suck refugee cocks?

You’ll have to make 2,739 every single day

Stay home. Sweden already has enough non-white mutts

>244 x 2,739 = 668,316
Only 332k short

>again

how are you so good at it? do you just copy what vegas does?

Get into credit card fraud on the deep web. You can buy credit card numbers on the deep web, convert all the money on them into bitcoin and then back into cash at a bitcoin atm, or just into Kronor in the bank. Clean untraceable money.

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>dollars

Too late friendo I've got the flight booked