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Today in history:
1945 – A German newsreader officially announces that Adolf Hitler has "fallen at his command post in the Reich Chancellery fighting to the last breath."

By 23 April, Göring sent a telegram from Berchtesgaden, arguing that since Hitler was isolated in Berlin, Göring should assume leadership of Germany. Hitler responded by having Göring arrested. On 28 April Hitler discovered that Himmler was trying to negotiate a surrender to the Western Allies. He ordered Himmler's arrest.

After midnight on 29 April, Hitler married Eva Braun in a small civil ceremony in the Führerbunker. Later that afternoon, Hitler was informed of the execution of Mussolini.

During the last days in the Führerbunker, there were reportedly mass sexual orgies by SS guards and German nurses. When it got too loud, Hitler would tell them to keep it down. Hitler spent his last days playing with miniature models of his architectural projects.

On 30 April, Hitler shot himself in the head and Braun bit into a cyanide capsule.

Joseph Goebbels stated that he would disobey Hitler's order to flee Berlin: "For reasons of humanity and personal loyalty." Magda and Joseph Goebbels gave their six children and dogs cyanide. Magda appears to have contemplated and talked about killing her children at least a month in advance, saying, " I would rather have my children die, than live in disgrace, jeered at. My children stand no chance in Germany after the war". The children seemed unaware of the impending danger. Goebbels then shot his wife and then himself.

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Feeling a massive poo coming on

yes

Yhivi

bye bye badman

you arrive in germany

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imagine it every day

INGERLAND

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just want sex robots already

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the man has kicked the ball

Post that webm, you know the one.

beta soy cucks

>Adolf Hitler has "fallen at his command post in the Reich Chancellery fighting to the last breath."

youtube.com/watch?v=SISScwnCeQU

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this

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He kicked it so hard it actually went into the net unchallenged. He deserves millions a year for this.

Why does this Yank shitskin get so anal fissured at the sight of the English flag?

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any g*ngers here?

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YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD AND GIVE
BUT DO IT AT THE RIGHT TIME

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*enters the thread*

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gaming in 2018 is gay as fuck as it is, but being a PC gamer is on a whole other level
i can't even remember the last time a game worth playing came out, witcher 3 maybe?
i don't know if i've just outgrown gaming or if the industry has become unbearably shit over the last fews years
what's all this mongy shit with crates and spending £100 on knife skins i always hear autists talking out? the state of the modern game industry. truly shocking.
i thought we'd have lifelike graphics by now. how wrong i was.

can't you get arrested for making a post like this in your country haha

Literally ALL girls posted in these threads are fucking dogs, stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=zxwfDlhJIpw&feature=youtu.be
essential viewing

embarrassing that i post the england flag and all anyone thinks about it football

england is a nation and culture, proud and true

mine

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BND too busy chasing people for not paying their TV tax.

yes

3 minutes left for red team to SCORE a GOAL!!!

because he's a disgusting mutt who's descended from thousands of years of peasants and slaves who accomplished nothing and he can will only follow in their footsteps

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youtube.com/watch?v=2NTcndxuwOA

My left ear has never met a nice south african

might buy an xbox to replay rdr

haha i love football
oh my days when the man kicked the ball i nearly shit lmao i was screaming at my telly "kick the ball to the other man so he can kick it"
its all very exciting

DS3 was pretty good

The WHITE team player is FEIGNING injury to waste TIME!

so this ... is the power of censorship

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Those posts weren't by me
I honestly love England and the British people

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scary

did the ball get the smash

Why is she so perfect lads?

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*passes this to you*
here you go lad, looks like you needed it...

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I play Factorio

can't decide what to do next in Morrowind

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whoa absolutely mental
i made a posting asking if terry a davis was a nonce and then he uploads this video where he immediately addresses it
apparently his dad was a pedo and the police thought he was a pedo too lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=XFJhWhfPISk

mikl truc beep beep

>very small brain
man kicks ball
>extremely large brain
Aussie crashes car

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ah my favourite roman poster

oh I love you too then

Holy shit I'm dying, lads

twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/991403300485558274

strip naked and battle cliff racers until you can jump on top of Barr Dau

Vettel will win this year thank god.

i love watching movies and snuggling :)

small brain: imperial
normal brain: metric
BIG brain: pretending to use metric, but still using various bits of imperial for things

*passes this to you*
here you go lad, looks like you needed it...

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Yeah you had the wrong man there
I would never post anything malicious to England or the UK
Maybe a cheeky banter post but that's all in jest

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sue

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small brain : cuckolding
normal brain: Vore
BIG brain: male lactation

hold still m8, let me get that one for you

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just poured myself a perfect pint

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Ah yes well done Vettel well done Vettel
HOWEVER *pits you at the completely wrong time*

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big fan of this haircut desu

you must be handsome. do you use sunscreen everyday?

thoughts?

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>milky tea
delet this

mentioned

goalkeeping howler cost them

Sunday Sport headlines are something else, truly fucking amazing

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*pushes it back toward you*
err no thanks pal ive already got a pick-me-upper
*slowly pulls up a starbucks caffellatte with foam from under the table*
couldn't go a day without one of these babies

it look like a nazi haircut. was it popular in 1910 in birmingham?

pengton suspengtion bridge

nice bridge there... would be a shame if... something... happened to it.........
*rubs hands together*
muahahahHAHAHAHA.......
*scurries off*

based white man

Today in history:
1945 – 2,500 people die in a mass suicide in Demmin

The suicide was part of a mass suicide wave in Germany. In Berlin alone more than 7,000 suicides were reported, but it is thought that many suicides went unreported due to the chaos

The suicides were influenced the tenets of the Nazi Party. For example, Hitler's promotion of Paulus to Generalfeldmarschall during the Battle of Stalingrad came with a reminder that there was no known record of a Prussian field marshal ever having surrendered. Hitler implied that Paulus should kill himself if things got too bad.

On 12 April 1945, members of the Hitler Youth distributed cyanide pills to audience members during the last concert of the Berlin Philharmonic.

A mother and her repeatedly raped daughter, for instance, died by hanging themselves in an attic, after repeatedly failing to drown themselves in the Peene river. In another case, a grandfather forcibly took away a razor blade from a mother who was about to kill her children and herself after being raped by Soviet soldiers and hearing of the death of her husband. After Soviet soldiers had raped a girl to death and shot her father, an aunt cut her daughter's and son's wrists as well as her own.

shall be wanking at least twice this evening maybe 3 times

will also be shaving testicl bal and pes

yeah it's great
impressive, very nice

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why does Black Mirror have 7 interracial couples per episode

we're all in here lads

Ferrari have had good tactics this year they've sorted it out, I always new Baku was gonna be decided by safety car. A meme race that's all.

absolutely despise Britain
i can understand why Nick Land, Christopher Hitchens and so many others left this insane miserable country

pics of your unshaved testic bal and pes

Anyone got the pictture/photoshop of nicola sturgeon having sex

Imagine the smell that must emanate from it every time she has gas.

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