Which Balkan country is the best and which is the worst?
/balk/ - Bulgarian Hubris Edition
Adrian Lewis
Carter Thompson
Hail Kosovo!
>Why?
Judo
Thomas Rogers
>whoever is in the middle, gets fucked
Adam Gray
Ferdinand did nothing wrong
It's Serbia, Greece and Romania's fault
John Morales
So I had this dream tonight:
>go to cafe
>order drink
>waitress serves me and says "nobody wants to fuck these days"
>sits at my table and stares at me for a good 10-20 seconds
>don't know what to do cos autistic
>"w-write your number down on my hand"
>mfw she does
why can't women IRL be this direct when they wanna fugg
Jose Bell
they are, but like you said, you're autistic and wouldn't notice
Ayden Jenkins
>you wouldn't notice the subtle signs
i'm talking about them being obnoxiously open about it
Lucas Wright
You need to get laid, son.
Alexander Foster
>why can't women IRL be this direct when they wanna fugg
agreed
males cant be direct because women are picky, men are nor picky so women should just be open when they wanna fuc
problem is, they want you to lead, they just act flirty and wait for you to do all the thinking of how this will escalate, they dont even want to lift a finger
Brayden Smith
hmmm
Camden Hill
they are but that only happens when youre not a 2/10 turbo autist
Oliver Evans
you're telling me random girls come to you and say "ei mom4e are da sa 4ukame"?
Joseph Lewis
no because i am a 2/10 turbo autist
that last post was from experience
Evan Foster
Macedonians, what's happening with the name issue?
We gonna solve it or what
Nathan Harris
>best
CROATIA
>worst
s*rbia
hahaha s*rbshits BTFO
Samuel Rodriguez
>"w-write your number down on my hand"
did you tried calling her?
Tyler Diaz
Is wanting your rightfully promised clay considered hubris?
Charles Young
im 99% sure yes
NATOfags are in charge here now
hehehe
Asher Gonzalez
>did you tried calling her?
It was a dream user
The number probably didnt make sense
Jayden Kelly
Good, I want Makedonija to be our best friend ever
Jack Green
me too hellas
Juan Price
What about all the protests? There was a shit ton in the past months especially from diasporafags
Liam Long
depends
human brain usually try to make sense even in dreams, and numbers might not be a hot chick's phone but it could be a valid number
i solved not one clutch code situation in my dreams, then when applying the code i dream about in the morning it solves the problem
Dylan Baker
take your pills
Asher Perry
XPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZED
Oliver Hernandez
Wait Makedonia is okay with name change to FRYOM?
Jason Martin
officially it will be "FYROM of Macedonia"
Cameron Flores
i forgot them on your momma's night stand
LMAOOO, KID
Lincoln Reyes
>Former Yugoslavic Rupublic Of Macedonia of Macedonia
Lincoln Brown
it was Nicholas II fault, but this faggot got exactly what he deserved
Ethan Hernandez
she doesnt have a night stand
HAHAHAHA suck it
thank you
John King
cool horse get
Ayden Sanders
>she doesnt have a night stand
i guess in the dark, i left them on her square head then
LMAOOO REKT
Jayden Flores
why not just be Fyromia or maybe Fyromistan
it sounds better
Isaac Ortiz
caјyз нepyшимиј
Brayden Roberts
jokes on you, you've never even met my mom, HA!
Logan Murphy
...
Joshua Hernandez
i didnt met her, i MEAT her
LAMO
Levi Hernandez
nice numbers
Andrew James
dafuq is that flaggg????
Camden Ortiz
you're confusing my mom with your fat wife
Nicholas Gomez
Lamooo
Isaiah Bell
>Best
Croatia
>Worst
Bosnia
At least the serbs are Christian
Nolan Nguyen
cтигнeтe дo хeликoптepa!
Grayson Cooper
lel
it's funny because 1/3 of fyromians are albanians and albanians have rectangular skulls
Logan Peterson
>Which Balkan country is the best and which is the worst?
can't think of the best one(probably Albania) but the worst one is BURGLARIA
>turks in denial who roleplay as christian slavs
yikes
Austin Watson
you hurt my feelings, Blyadimir Blyadimirovich
Benjamin Stewart
remove the fez and the gross armpit sweat and it's perfect
Hunter Turner
>t. main investor in AJVAR 3000
Caleb Young
shqip absolutely and permanently OBLITERATED
the sequence of zeroes shows how WORTHLESS his life is
Easton Stewart
PECПУБЛИК CBAБOДHЪЙХ
>be soviet anthem
>have 2 lies in the first line of the anthem
CANNOT FABRICATE
Cameron Cooper
SO FUCKING WASTED
Kayden Robinson
Just the best flag ever
Kevin Russell
but burglars are sweaty and they all wear turkish hats
Colton Allen
the second line is also a lie
Oliver Murphy
kek
Lucas Collins
well at least they didn't steal the anthem melody from anybody
or did they?
Bentley Rodriguez
>sovietski sayuz
>naming your country union of councils
Elijah Hall
But rasha still uses the soviet anthem.
they literally are too retarded to make their own anthem
can't make this shit up
Michael Wright
dumb argument
shumi marica was wehn die soldaten
Leo Wilson
>Between 1886 and 1944, the Bulgarian national anthem was Shumi Maritsa ("Шyми Mapицa")
Oh wow, reflecting the period of German influence. Ya don't say. So I guess that pretty much proves that rashans are still stuck with their soviet mentality.
William Sanchez
bultimes.com
what did he mean by this
Jordan Ross
As long as serves and russki hate us, we are doing something right. However, I am slightly concerned that nkreeks have been acting somewhat friendly lately, I am afraid they are trying to set us up.
Adrian Stewart
Lmao mirin
Nicholas Howard
mom4eta ebe mi se db4
Noah Diaz
have a wank lad
Angel Cook
ebi si maikata
Angel Morales
salty
Jace Perry
By Ferdinand I thought they meant Ferdinand I of Romania.
Easton Phillips
why do the articles on this site always look like obituaries
Aaron Williams
>tfw work
>tfw can't browse the fun NSFW boards
>stuck on boring /balk/ and /tv/
Nicholas Long
Because istenskite patreoti are grimdarksour people who hate the country and all bulgarians.
Juan Gomez
Like Ivo Hristov?
Evan Cooper
>born in USSR
>hasn't worked a single day in his life
>thinks Bulgaria should look east
>wants socialism back
>joins BSP
Nai-istenskia.
Jaxon Richardson
It's beach season already
Connor Baker
HA HA, TIME TO STAY INSIDE AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY :D:D:D:D
Bentley Phillips
What games do u suggest
David Baker
Seeing how you are a white man born east of Berlin, I'd imagine Counter Strike and DOTA.
Brandon Rivera
>slavi praises him
is slavi also a commie? i know he's a 4algajiq
Gavin Gutierrez
>is slavi also a commie?
his audience and potential voters are rural poor people. yes, he is commie.
Jeremiah Barnes
Only educated city people voted for Hillary
Grayson Adams
The rural retard meme was even more striking in Turkey. Literally 100% of people who live within a walking distance of the coast voted against him, and 100% of people who don't voted for him.
Carson Perez
I play pubg for the moment, I hope it counts
Ayden Nguyen
oh gosh, what a footslut
Michael Sullivan
christian server /bkXHBgq
Caleb Phillips
rural retard
Aiden Young
Caleb Phillips
AZ 6TE SE VRNA
Ian Perez
i'm secretly in love with Marina La Torraca
what do, /balk/ ?
youtube.com
Adrian Lewis
i need a gf, what do?
Christopher Parker
ask me how i know that you're also into trannies
Dominic Phillips
CulturePals
Nolan Diaz
who /₽джия/ here
Brandon Nguyen
ask me how i know you have no taste
Easton Foster
.
Lincoln Hill
taste is subjective
and your mom was the subject of my sexual conquests last night
Elijah Edwards
DJAM JOHN GLEI KAK SA PRAI
Jackson Rogers
Joshua Lee
>implying it doesnt sound fucking awesome
Luis Wood
he literally put that in to make it memorable, it's in no way related to the rest of the song which is 100% mediocre