Why are americans so soft?

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>I watch Superhero movies

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He based

black panther gets ashed not shot.

also rocket and thanos's cyborg daughter survives so not all of the guardians are dead.

no one cried or felt emotional at my theatre. i feel like this is just a retarded exaggeration.

you aight white boi

i was joking about black panther lol, and I didn't know the girl counted as a guardian
I haven't watched age of ultron or most of the movies since then so I'm clueless as fuck

>thanos is about to win
>dramatic music swells
>black widow appears behind him
>hit the balls
>thanos crosses his legs and says "OOOOH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY BALLS" in a silly high pitched voice
>all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain
>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers

I thought Thanos was this epic guy but then my sister pointed out that he was a cuck since he has adopted daughters
its the little posts like these that make me laugh

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OOOOH THAT'S GOTTA HURT

>things like Game of Thrones or Marvel movies.

This is so cringe, i mean it's cool that people are having fun together but c'mon no need to act like this..

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oh fug didn't notice.
don't really bother watching age of ultron. or honestly any superhero movie at the time, most of them feel bland. infinity war actually was interesting and upped the game.

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>ywn beat the living shit out of that soya fag

high chance the faggot is just overreacting to get more views like a slut and not being genuine.

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Why are you getting so defensive? Is he your brother...boyfriend or something? He clearly is trying way too hard. ALL "Reaction" Youtubers are. "Sorry" your butt blasted about that.

wow you are very intelligent i never thought about that
great job deducing that

The fuck is your problem, Mexi-bro?
He is telling the truth - is it that time of month again for you?

hey man my physics MS degree ain't there for nothing.

it's literally not you stupid fucker

>live in an apartment building right next to the theater
>bought the yearly pass + I get a huge discount on all the food
>watch 2 new movies every weekend
>get to re-watch any film I really liked
get on my soylevel. I won't tell anyone I know irl this because its fucking embarrassing but I've watched almost every film since late 2015 including the fast and furious, marvel, dc, star wars, and lord of the rings franchises + all those old 1920 -1970's flicks the cinema always replays, where I'm the only one in there.
half the time I don't even know what the fuck is going on but it fills the lonely evenings

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yes it is dumb soyboy

well maybe it is just me but lately there's been this one mexican who's always hostile, like back when turks were being called non-white all day except this guy can't come up with his own kara boga meme

what? i'm genuinely impressed by his deductive skills

This would now be a Spider-Man thread, but Spider-Man no longer exists in this universe

>ell maybe it is just me but lately there's been this one mexican who's always hostile
This, and it's always been that way. There's also almost always another Mexican that chimes in and calls out the hostile Mexican, so it's balanced

i don't know what you're talking about, i haven't seen any mexican that's above avarage hostile
if you're are referring to my threads about gonociding wh*Tes, then yeah that's me

honestly, I have only tried soy once in my life, and it tasted like shit,
but
you're still retarded

I still haven't seen black panther..

can't understand how people can drink that shit, when I was a kid my older brother tricked me by making a chocolate milk with soy milk instead, the taste scarred me for life
it's one of those films that gets your attention with the story and entertains you but unless you're a nigga it really won't stick with you
I can't even remember most of the movie

>Loki dies

Why would they kill the most cool character of their movies now

He's the sort of character that can always be resurrected with magic.

yeah it's fucking nasty

he wasn't greek

>plz don't hurt my feefees qq
Don't be soft cunts

they are right though.
there is no reason we can't be nice to each other

this webm is painful to watch

Sounds comfy af

>Why yes, I love Infinity Wars

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>soy is linked to estrogen
This meme has to die.

It wont
Virgin betas here need something to make themselves feel better

literally one google search away. now consuming something that has "soy" isn't gonna make you a woman, but you're gonna tell me drinking something like "soylent" isn't gonna do anything to you? get outta here

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That had been debunked many times, you mongoloid. Does that look like reliable source?

god I hate capeshit so much
guardians of the galaxy was okay I guess

Why do people still watch capeshit?
Every movie looks the same yet my friends get excited when any shitty capeshit movie is released.

KEK!

Keep drinking it, I love my cute finnish bois

Literally because it's mediocre. It's something everyone can agree on atleast being meh so they can go together. You don't get the issue of "jessica doesn't likebl horror" or "ehhh I dunno if I wanna see that it doesn't seem like my kind of movie. It's appeal is groups of friends can go in for something easy to digest, pretty and they can discuss plotgoles or how it links to the others. Alone I would never watch a marvel movie but everytime they come out I go with my friends and we have a legit good time.

This bugs me so much.

He cute

Hahaha soyboys btfo

I know but after watching 20 of this shitty movies I got tired, last one I watched was black panther just to see what the hype was about and it still was as mediocre as the others.
I simply do not got to the cinema anymore to watch this crap, I just meet them to have a few beers after they are done with the movie.
Most of them are already 24 and one has a kid and they still watch children's movies.

I don’t even go anymore because the volumes they have in the cinema can fuck up your ears.

This is the most soyboy shit i have ever heard...

Who cares , I'm not watching that trash anyway. The movie industry has gone down a downward spiral with no signs of recovery

unironically patrician taste

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Ever heard of the "volume wars?" It's just as soy, but aurally.

I have to wonder if this is how all those reports of people vomiting in the theatre back when the exorcist was shown came about.

And that one myth about the first film of that train scaring the audience because they thought it would hit them.

>infinity wars deaths
about time. these super hero movies have been so predictable

i rewatched some scenes on Youtube captured by potato cams. Do Amerimutts really shriek like that in theaters? Can't imagine how you guys find that tolerable.

>all of those Galaxy guys die
not rocket

that's utterly based

why would this upset anyone?

Youtube/Streamer culture created a bunch of overreacting idiots because they live off overreacting to games and movie trailers and the kids that watch it think that's cool or acceptable in society so expect a way worse generation of idiots in the next couple of years

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Beer is more powerful than soy in regards to estrogen but you nerds always seem to ignore that bit

The superhero films trend is the lamest shit that has ever stained the theatres these last 10 years.
And they keep pouring millions into this overrated crap. I'm not saying French cinema is better (it's boring as fuck), but I get the feeling Hollywood only tends to manchildren whose sole expectations are "I want terrible CGI fights against ayyliens or robots with the most uninspired tropes troughout the whole fucking film, as well as poorly-planned drama and over-the-top badassery with a sprinkle of cheeky one-liners".

Last superhero film i saw was the first Avengers, think i watched it a couple years after it's release. CHRIST did it suck. I thought at 21 years of age I wouldn't be too old for this shit but I remember my astonishment when I realized not only was it acclaimed by murrican critics, but Marvel invested 220 Millions in this overblown shitfest of an action movie, and MADE 1.5 BILLION $ AT BOX OFFICE.

What the fuck. Raise your standards for god's sake.

My theory: Its a marketing trick.

probably a turk living in germany

It's too cringy even if it's staged in order to get more views

Capeshit is probably the most boring genre of movie next to drama flicks, how can anyone let alone capefags get so worked up about them?

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>Why are americans so soft?
I doubt this shit happened unless we are talking about 6 year olds.

>Beer is more powerful than soy in regards to estrogen but you nerds always seem to ignore that bit
Soy has a phytoestrogen most associated with moobs that beer doesn't.

i dont give a shit about gaming so it may look cringy but then how are they different from sports fans celebrating a goal.

Faggot, you can find these cringy types in any country. Your own country is full of them.

>What attracts low-t men to superhero films anyhow?
They provide role models which many people lack in their early lives.

For example, imagine how many thousands of families have been affected with the father having to constantly travel out of country due to work these past few decades.

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>capeshit threads outside of /tv/
everything is according to plan, check my OC

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Who did Putin sacrifice to get the soul gem?

Russian hax0r?!?

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