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Denmark is not nordic

Neither is Sweden, since we don't border the arctic. Only Finland, Russia and Norway are Nordic countries.

Yes you are

4/10

med brapper

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bow down you shits

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bump

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Portuguese + finn

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>still not including Finland

if you keep disrespecting our great nation (the best of the nordics) we will raid all your generals and bully you into submission

and she got FINN'D

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>Not even Arabs want anything to do with you, you are truly a Slavic Uralic shithole filled with attention seeking sub-humans.

because we are more cold and distant than meds

Why call this Portuguese-Norwegian an Arab?

And we are not Slavic!

Norwegian father + Spanish mother

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>brown eyes

The best

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Their kid will be nordic so it's fine

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hol up..... grill?

>Snow niggers
>Actual niggers
Lmfao

dog eyes

N-no, boy

We're not, we are too different from actual nordic countries like sweden, finland and norway.

not really, what makes you say that?

autist

completely different landscape, culture, language, cuisine, etc.
we are neither nordic nor scandinavian.

what a load of crap. are you some dividing shitskin or what? dra til helvete

Are you this convinced they’re the same as us? They’re closer related to the lowlands. The only reason they’re called scandinavian is because they used to have land on the penincula.
They dont even share a similar culture.

It's true though, you're one of the few norwegians who doesn't realize this it seems.

This

we have nothing in common with lowlanders or germany lol
we share culture, cuisine, history, language with norway and sweden

stop posting

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I spent my childhood and teenage years in Denmark. You're the first "dane" I've heard say this.

Tell me something we have common culturally except for ”we wuz”

>traditional danish house building style is based on middle german stone houses as opposed to wooden houses from sweden and norway
>traditional danish food all come from low german farmer foods and most of it isn't found in either sweden or norway
>danish language is heavily influenced by low german dialects and danish has approximately 3 times as many german loan words as opposed to swedish and norwegian
>danish culture has a lot of concepts originating from the dutch, frisians and germans, many more than both sweden and norway together

deny it all you want, it's the truth.

I'm sorry but you're both nordic and scandinavian no matter how much you want to be a special snowflake

>you Nordic cuz flog and spek!

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>telling the truth makes me a "special snowflake"
are you scanian by any chance? swedes tend to be eager to distance themselves from danes.

stop being autistic

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i'd be easier to tell what we don't have in common. foreigners can't even tell us a part

i have absolute nothing in common with a german or dutch person, i can't even understand their languages unlike swedish and norwegian.

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>tfw this all comes down to a meme i made about us being lowlanders cause swedes and norwegians were spamming anti-denmark threads

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you happy you piece of shit?

Is it just me or does Jow Forums seem slow today?

hello fellow white people

To be honest I honestly hate swedes and norwegians, but I don't feel any ill will towards lowlanders cause they've been our allies throughout history. Would rather be a lowlander than scandinavian if I was forced to subscribe to a blanket term.

I have suspicions that you might not be white

post selfie

bf and me

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Tell me what we have in common culturally.
The only reason they can’t tell us apart is because they don’t know who we are to begin with.

me to the left

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I want a danish head on my plate for lunch

Det är exakt samma land från social interaktion till politisk model. Sluta vara så mobbad nu mann1

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You keep saing we’re the same without posting proof

Denmark > Swedes and Norwegians

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>Det är exakt samma land från social interaktion till politisk model.
haha aa

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Aren't they much more anti immigration?

Yes, and they're also more friendly and happier for some reason. It pissing me off.

I didn't say the political climate was the same, I said the political model was.

Because they get more sun than us

Just be happy
portugalvineyards.com/en/

we recently got our first official wine region here

I'm Portuguese pure- bred but I've been told I look more Turkish because of my green eyes and black hair and beard. However, my skin is light, but not aryan white.

>I've been told I look more Turkish because of my green eyes and black hair and beard. However, my skin is light, but not aryan white.

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america boat should have sank

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reminder that Sicily is norman and greek

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reminder that danes are pigs

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>but not aryan white
So...brown?

Portugal is not med.
It's 100% ATLANTEAN and SUEBI and LUSITANII.

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Then Denmark isnt nordic

true, we're not.

yes you are

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>have land border with central europe
>don't have land border with any of the nordic countries

but somehow we're nordic right? lmao

Norway is an iberian country

"Nordic" isn't about location. It is about being superior to other countries, and yes, Denmark is superior to other countries and is only on par with other Nordics.

The only Nordic that isn't good enough to be a Nordic would be Sweden, as they have been becoming shittier and shittier over the years.

We can see this from the world happiness report of 2018.
Finland was ranked #1.
Norway #2.
Denmark #3.
Iceland #4.
Sweden #9.

Sweden really is becoming an embarrassment to the rest of us, maybe we should ditch them and let Australia or Canada join the Nordics?

being happy and living in finland is just a cause of concern

It's just because you can't into definite articles

"nordic" refers to a cultural zone, which denmark is NOT part of.

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great argument, still waiting for actual proof.

It isn't really about happiness, its about the quality of life.

No, it really doesn't. Finland has a different language and is completely different from Nordics culturally. If Finland is allowed, Estonia should be too.
If Denmark isn't allowed, neither is Iceland.

But no, it is about being superior. These are the best countries in the world. Estonia isn't allowed because it is too poor.

We don't allow shitholes in our group. We only allow the best. Sweden is falling out, we need to do something about that.

>completely different from Nordics culturally

Denmark doesnt touch the scandinavian Peninsula and arent above the arctic circle. But they’re nååååårdick

>danish snowflake
>finnish snowflake
what's next

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Nordic has nothing to do with location. Australia is a good candidate for the Nordics for example. So are Switzerland and Canada.

>muh snowflaaaake!!!
post proof of us being nordic/scandinavian or fuck off

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries

south italian with blue eyes that makes me Norman and therefore Nordic

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This is an old definition from when Denmark used to have land on the peninsula and Finland used to be Sweden.

>geographical and cultural region
literally the first sentence in incorrect, denmark is culturally and geographically different from nordic countries.