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It's all downstream from here edition

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*CUMS*

thanks for your valuable input

*abstinence increases*

I WANT A TANK GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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2D women are NOT important.

Hmmm...

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good I wish that was me

Incel uprising when?

dumb kikes

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I've heard feral house cats in Australia grow very large already. Perhaps they'll evolve into lion-like creatures in a few centuries :3

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>no gf to ride a panzer with
WHY
MOIN BRUDI

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>tfw work for the Jews
Strange...

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*CLONG*
let me in!

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I didnt get everything i needed to do done today
i kept falling asleep again and again
it was bad enough that the flatmate grabbed me pillows and blankets to use on the couch and such
ok that terrifies me a little.. actually a lot

Where'd you find that pic of me?!

Had a small nap and I woke up sweating like a mad man.
I still feel like death.

Kill me please.

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Never...Just gotta find the write gal or guy.
Well....I agree

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Hey buddy
I love you

>Just gotta find the write gal or guy.
I thought you said white and was very concerned

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>tfw want tank gf but don't think I'm even good enough to have one

If I am though then Erwin would be my gf, followed by Mako, and finally Saki.

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psst. Dont tell anyone, but chch likes bondage

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Is that you cutie? the signs say not to open it :

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Don't die on us westy
l00d

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Okay, if I must

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Rise and shine kiddo

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Forgive me...I'm a bit gone.

I AM A PURE ANGEL
dont drink so much you silly!

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>but chch likes bondage
hmm
me too

Cute Alice!

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>subs

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>Hey buddy
>I love you
This isn't helping putting me out of my misery right now.

But I love you too buddy.
>Don't die on us westy
I must go, my tummy is upset and I feel a little groggy.
Obviously death is the only answer.
You're a true friend.
Quick and easy thanks.
>Rise and shine kiddo
Don't WANNNT to!
>dont drink so much you silly!
I can't help it, once I get going there are no brakes on this train.

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My god desu just let her have her way with me.
EXPLAIN PIC RELATED NOOOOOOW

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I mean, if you are offering
whats that hmm about?
thats a cute outfit, but whats that pink cable in the lower righthand corner?

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Should I watch Girls und Panzer, do they have lots of german tanks?

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God I want to move to NZ so badly lads

What do you mean, it's a water sammy.
You've never had one?

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wondering if the german itt too is a disgusting pervert.
heard germans are the kinkiest people on this planet.
HEY
When you are part of my harem then you need to be sovber!
cant use a drunk pervert

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god why
you realize it's poor here right?

>He hasn't watched GuP and is a German anime fan

You should absolutely watch it. And yes, it does.
Enjoy not being able to live in any city.

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There are som germ tanks, but they loose (as always)

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>whats that hmm about?
You being a pervert

>heard germans are the kinkiest people on this planet.
didnt know you were secretly a German then ;^)
its just bants

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>When you are part of my harem then you need to be sovber!
Fiiine...
But I'm not happy about it.
>cant use a drunk pervert
I'm sure you could find a use if you tried.

>they lose
Guess I won't watch it then

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>I am too cute looking to be a pervert
that's not how that works

Beautiful nature, a nice culture, least fucked of the Anglosphere countries (I always catch flak for that last one)

Yeah, that's the idea.

NONONONONONONONO

They're one of the most powerful schools in the show! Please watch it!
Heh.

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>I am too cute looking to be a pervert
I wonder if I could use this excuse

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wondering if there is a movie where germans actually win in some way

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>that's not how that works
??? it isnt ???
im so confused
yes, you could

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The Empire in Youjo Senki is based on Germany, I count that.
Okay I'll try the first few episodes now.

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You'll enjoy it user!

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>Beautiful nature
hehe
Kiwi tourist propaganda is working as well as ever.
Just don't try get in the water desu

>a nice culture
I guess if you like a mince pie and beating the missus

>least fucked of the Anglosphere countries
That's true

I should go to sleep now but I don't think I can

Dumb sleep cycle, why can't I just tell my body to sleep when I want to

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speaking of culture
some leaf asked how the maori are in nu Zealand

That's what we get for getting out bed at 1pm I guess
I might pull and all-nighter because of that

Good cunts except for the poor cunts who cook meth and rob dairies for a pack of smokes.
But they are probably the best treated natives out of any countries in the world, unlike abos which are literally sniffing glue under bridges and ripping copper cables from houses.

ngai tahu are alright, no exp with North island iwi tho
Other than that it depends on socioeconomic status tbqh

Iwi are a bunch of money-grabbing cunts tbqh
Local Maori are good cunts though, but they don't get shit. The iwis get the big payouts because they can afford the lawyers.

Might go sleep now
Ttyl boys

When you say a mince pie you mean lamb/beef mince, not (christmas) mince pie right? I like both of those things though.
What's wrong with the water??

Night night kiwibro

>When you say a mince pie you mean lamb/beef mince, not (christmas) mince pie right?
Why the fuck would I mean a Christmas mince pie? I would have said Christmas pie if I meant that.

>What's wrong with the water??
if you like algal blooms and e-coli nothing I guess

Well that's alright for you but I want to sleep.
Dumb baka who ruined my sleep cycle
Nighty night

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>Dumb baka who ruined my sleep cycle
You could have gotten out of bed early if you wanted and made me some breakfast but you didn't like a lazybones

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Goodnight.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mince_pie
That's what we call a mince pie

I guess you would call them a "steak pie"
We don't really eat fruit pies except at Christmas so it's not really specified.

Baka
and there was fuck all food around, if we did get breakfast it probably would have been takeaways.
Gross

You live 30 seconds from a supermarket
We could have just bought some eggs or something

Exactly
Why didn't you go and cook the man some fucking eggs

>the man
hardly

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Girl already has the thousand-yard stare, pretty heavy man.

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Rude
She's seen some shit

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>er schaut animu mit deutschen Untertiteln

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Netflix only has it with german subtitles, normally I always get the english subs.
inb4 >Netflix

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I'm fucking bored

Same desu.

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I wanna chat

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>I wanna chat
Anything you want to chat about?
Got anything on ya mind?

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Donnu
Nothing is really coming to mind

>Nothing is really coming to mind
How have you been keeping?
Are the yanks still causing you grief in the household?

I read in the earlier thread you might have to move or some shit.

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>How have you been keeping?
Alright I guess
>Are the yanks still causing you grief in the household?
Not recently, they've been relatively well behaved.

>I read in the earlier thread you might have to move or some shit.
yea I'm moving into a new flat next semester due to some bureaucracy stuff
but it's literally on campus and closer to the supermarket so I don't mind, it's it's only one story and has two bathrooms and only 4 people in it.
If the water pressure is good then it's gonna be perfect.
Just my luck I get some new yanks next semester as well though.

hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Is the exchange rate that amusing?

you may like japan now for being docile but just give it a few decades and you'll be singing a different tune

youtube.com/watch?v=IasOkulcDQk

>Not recently, they've been relatively well behaved.
I'm actually surprised.
>I'm moving into a new flat next semester due to some bureaucracy stuff
God sake, hopefully you don't have too much shit to move, moving places sucks dick.
But it sounds pretty good with the location and all.
>If the water pressure is good then it's gonna be perfect.
Have you checked if you can fit into the shower?
>Just my luck I get some new yanks next semester as well though.
Why do you have to live with foreigners?

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I'd rather have a Japanese hegemony than Chinese anyday

>hopefully you don't have too much shit to move, moving places sucks dick.
It's only like 500m, it's literally on the same road that I'm on right now.
Funnily enough it's literally across the road from the flat last year.

Luckily they'll let me use their truck to move my shit, if not for that I would never have let them do it.

>Have you checked if you can fit into the shower?
I haven't actually been inside it. Don't think I'll get a chance either

>Why do you have to live with foreigners?
because I wanted to save money on rent, stupid international students
worst idea of my life though, it was not worth the money to damage my sanity

>It's only like 500m
Oh well thats not too bad then and good that they'll let you use the truck.
>because I wanted to save money on rent, stupid international students
Jew.

How do you save money?
Why is it cheaper to live with international students?
Does the Uni own the accommodation or something?
>it was not worth the money to damage my sanity
It really wasn't, sounds like this has not been an enjoyable experience.

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>87 replies
>16 posters
>anime shit
this is the worst general of them all, pure cancer

>anime website

>Jew.
Shut up
You could play games with me if you weren't so damn flippant with your dole with beer

>How do you save money?
I get unlimited electricity and internet (well a small fee at the start of the year) and I only pay during the semester time.
So I only pay like 7months rent instead of 12 with a normal flat because I'll be graduating.

>Does the Uni own the accommodation or something?
Yep

>sounds like this has not been an enjoyable experience
I guess, but it's not like I would be immune from random kiwi flatmates and a solo flat is a bit out of my price range.

>You could play games with me if you weren't so damn flippant with your dole with beer
I know...
I would love to dick around on games with ya, but my silly little laptop doesn't agree with a lot of the games.
I should try and save my pennies.
>I get unlimited electricity and internet
Fucking hell thats a deal.
I'd love not having to pay electricity and internet bills.
>I only pay during the semester time.
Even better!
>but it's not like I would be immune from random kiwi flatmates
Weren't ya flat mates from before quite good and left you to your own devices more or less?

>Weren't ya flat mates from before quite good and left you to your own devices more or less?
Yep, in a whole year I only saw them a half-dozen times.
Was a god send

*slap*

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DON'T slap.

*SLAP*

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>tfw no fren who travels the depressing wastes with you

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Now it's my turn to wake up from a nap

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I said DON'T!
Well first we have to make the world a waste first, then we can make that dream come true.

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*doesn't slap*

>Well first we have to make the world a waste first
Not long now

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Hello sleepyhead.
Good nap?

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