/brit/

Yeah alri Melbourne/Brisbane aka 'the other cities'

no i have standards

me talking across the harbour bridge up the top and shitting my panties

I'd gladly toil away in the neomines if it could provide me with a house and a somewhat okay life

But no, thanks to the rich speculating on property prices, now I can't even BEGIN to afford a shack in a shit area

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Melbourne will be larger and more well known than Sydney in under 10 years. It's already in the news far more often and much more popular with younger folks.

When I was a teen drinking frosty Jack's in a local park I used to find the local chav girls too confrontational to easily chat up

Managed to finger one at 15 after she said 'you gonna finger us then' after I gave her some booze

T. VIRGIN

Just put all your money into a plane ticket to Peru, then you can live off the grid

Literally the only girls I’ve shagged but I’m a chav type myself.

Are they really that easy?

Just wait for your grandma to die and use the inheritance for a deposit like everyone else

That there's Admiralty House (right next to Kirribilli House).

Probably worth about $50mil

t. munterhunter

>are stupid woman easy to manipulate
Yes

>6.8 mong killed himself

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looks like Blackpool in the summer

I heard they're filthy in bed is that true?

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Don't try and shag the teenagers now you fucking nonce but in 2006 yes they were that easy

Exceptionally aggressive as well

Ah yes the....Smellbumian younger folks...

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Man how do I get the Queen to appoint me Governor General of Ausgaylia

governor general lives there lad it's not for sale

lol yeah.. i understand this post x]

mum borrowed my iPad weekend just gone to watch TV on in bed in the morning because the TV was playing up and she wanted to play on her own iPad, well she saw all the recommended links for ASMR videos that I watch, I am very embarrassed.

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sydnoids and melboids are two sides of the same coin

turned 33 today lads now offically a 33 year old kissless dateless virgin

Well you should be

Yeah because Sydney is a walk in the park totally not full of Asians and Muslims shitting up the place

Yes but I have nothing to compare it too as have only shagged chavs as I am probably too much of a runt to chat to tarquineses

just renewed the ol' breitbart subscription and got a free super male vitality drink from alex jones

what was 1994 like

this
Perthoids are the true alphas

I meant ones of legal age you silly cunt.

to be honest around the mid 90s is when my life started going down hill

perth is little south africa
black men are afraid to walk the streets in case they trigger apartheid 2.0

'ce

losing your virginity to a girl under a 8/10 doesnt count

I want to live in Denmark, Australia

not an incel myself but I stand with them

Ah yes all those Chinese terror attacks

the globalists are quaking lad

anybody living in a big city needs to be culled

going to move to the city of the australian aristocracy soon
perth

THEN NO THEY'RE NOT

good that's how it should be

That'd be Alice Springs mate

What is your definition of a big city

going to buy a plot of land in western Australia and start a new city called New Wakefield

Don’t believe you no way white people outside Eastern Europe aren’t scared of offending blacks

is there anything more vapid and idiotic than having to compile all the sources at the end of an essay

just wrote some mong-tier 2k one on the world trade organisation and I need at least 20 sources so I'm just looking up rando journal articles and making up the page numbers I supposedly read

Kapil dev retired

is this where missalice lives

>government officials live in multi-million dollar mansions with stunning views
ah yes democracy
"""rule of the people"""

happy birthday lad

There's more terror attacks listed for Sydney than Melbourne and they have basically the same population but you keep on defending it there Chang

Bigger than Norwich which is my closest city.

>New Zealand only has 1 professional football team
lol

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Governor General isn't a democratic position you imbecile

Just write the names of 20 search engines. Altavista had 20 search engines

>Don’t believe you no way white people outside Eastern Europe aren’t scared of offending blacks

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GG isn't elected lad it's hardly democracy in the first place

in a perfect world australia would be anarcho-communist

*comes in to your house and steals your almonds*

top 3 cities of each country

thank you

girls above 6/10 are already super picky

numale is such a boring meme

didn't pay attention in school this one

*comes to your house and steals your sky dish*

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never said he was elected
his house is just typical of government officials estates

Decided not to have kids, gonna try to earn £1000/month from some shitty online business and then move to some third world shithole like bulgaria to spend the rest of my days

Thoughts?

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I spent the whole day activating them

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I hope you have a nice day lad. treat yourself

wut absolute state of australian education system, in britain you have to reference/quote it to include it as a footnote you can't just put random bibliography at the end. You can include an extended bibliography that includes texts you read but did not include and think might be relevant for others but that's not same thing as sources.

lad I am about to blow your mind with this one: the new zealand air force's aircraft roundel is a fucking FLIGHTLESS BIRD lmao

you CANNOT make this shit up

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There's a list of terror attacks for every city in the world?

the soy manifesto

foreign claws

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Some guy I don't even know offed himself. I don't know why but it's messing with me. I guess, I keep thinking how shit the parents are feeling right now.

hello Melbourne, nice of you to join us

*business idea : bombs that explode when you take a sip of tea*

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fucking kiwis

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just playing video games all day and maybe order a takeaway for dinner, what i expected tho

Toylent

>WOW why are people letting islam take over the west?!

yes

yeah that's what I do lad
obviously not with direct quotations but I just write out the essay first and then say I got the information from a journal article even though I never even looked at it, it's like reverse plagiarism

they never check either lol

I’m half black myself you idiot and I know that’s true.

business idea, snipers that shoot Indians when they poo in the streets