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i don't believe it

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hug a hoody

the english phenotype

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NEED state endorsed death squads with the sole purpose of culling gypsies in the most horrific ways possible.

GOOD post

anime

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Remember when hoodies where seen as socially unacceptable by old cunts.

What don't you believe?

What a massive dump your country has become.

I visited England with my dad last month - nothing but pakis, arabs and negroes.

Enjoy living in the United Chaliphate of Great Britain and Northern Ireland homo.

lads I have a jewfro but to my knowledge I'm pure anglo stock
what do i do

Preferred Joe Chamberlain to be honest

wanking to rita ora with the lads

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Unnecessarily aggressive post

film list is back up to 94 ffs haha
was 123 back in january ooo

makes me proud to be english when we make johnny foreigner seeth to this degree

Israel is a quarter Arab you mong a lot more than here.

just woke up
did a pooed myself
now pooing into the toilet

semite

Nazi cunt

Jewish soyboy

midge-arm.

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habeeb it!

Direland.

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makes no sense

Gender is a spectrum

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>going to london
>not going to rural england
you're doing it wrong

[urgent] any female soyjacks?

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>88% more likely to be unemployed

literally howling

me after a long day at the office!

they have to be using absolute numbers for that right? that's fucking retarded why would you directly compare the workforce

forgot to say that it was in the mid 80s just last week

>be me an absolute unit
>walk down the street
>people cross the road

haha

hello nigger

Don't know la. Probably some kind of jewjitsu
No but i saw one on discovery channel eho got scared of the swastika symbol on every door in some south indian town

Ex GF gave me this and invited me to repent from my sinning

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post hair

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wow 11 years, she'll be out in five and a half.

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Don't like redditspacing but my best friend on the internet had similar experience in london

all the girls you meet are crazy cult nuts alan, like attracts like I guess

Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright....

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Party people in the house lets go
It's your boy "Jayski" a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...
Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time
Hey DJ, TURN IT UP
QCD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

you mean in Londonistan capital of the paki people.

its per capita mongo

whats does the uk usually do about psychopaths?

used to watch that film every time i saw my gran

Shaq Fu and Duck Tales were the best licenced videogames ever made (and among the best videogames period)

pop em in the wheely bin x

Remember that Oxford student who got off any jail time for stabbing and assaulting her boyfriend. She didn't even attend her own trials she was in italy on holiday at the time and the judge still gave her leniency.

So this is when a yank tries to lyricpost

1 in four Israelis are Arab which is a lot higher than the U.K.

Broadmoor for men in the south is the famous place they get kept, there are a few more hospitals like that not sure about a female one.

Spiderman 2 was pretty good too

>pop em in the wheely bin x

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oh ye forgot about that...

>not the ps2 spongebob one

>tfw shaved off my pubes and chest hair

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>pop em in the wheely bin x

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>as women have become more self-assured about their own personal safety they feel more secure in provoking physical altercations. I understand that women love to say that they feel threatened by men all the time, or they have to always think about their personal safety no matter where they are, but I really don’t see this in real life – certainly not at my own promos. In fact it’s quite the opposite. I have seen women on many occasions (both drunk and sober) deliberately instigate confrontations that never needed to be started. All of them did so from a feeling of invulnerability because they know that no man would dare to actually assault her while she could wail on him with impunity. I think this is a new social trend with women today. They understand that if the guy she was hitting actually hit back there would be half a dozen men in the room who would beat his ass for raising a fist, much less his voice, to her. Women know the power that an opportunity to defend a woman has over men; it’s a confirmation of the old social contract that women still expect men to adhere to.
No hat, please. It's true.

>be me
>14 years ago
>at a party
>first time getting drunk
>drink 7 beers
>pass out in the bathroom whilst doing a wee
>wake up butt naked in the bathtub with my clothes all over the place

was i raped lads

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The left is absolutely fuming about Trump ending the Korean war and exposing Mueller

yeah and it's probably on the internet somewhere

No they're not lol

trumpoid

Why shave off chest hair?

>tfw you're looking at a group photo on tinder and you realise you matched the ugly one

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>The oneitis did that thing where you send two questions/remarks and she only answers the first one, ignoring the second

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I don't know. I don't like my snail trail so I shaved that off and then just didn't stop.

>7 beers

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Ah Alan the 'master womaniser'

>The judge, Ian Pringle QC, sitting at Oxford crown court, sentenced Woodward to 10 months in prison suspended for 18 months.
>he reportedly told Lavinia Woodward that a jail term could damage her prospects of a medical career and would be too severe as a result.

I want a gf who stabs me

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any transplants man in

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i was 15

>Ian Pringle

Women love a snail trail

I prefer the moniker 'intrrnational Playboy's if you don't mind. Joke's on her, I am already talking to another girl and won't message her ever again, unless she does first.

love trump me

>She tearfully mouthed “thank you” to Judge Ian Pringle as he let her off with a suspended sentence — then walked out of court with a huge smile.
How many people did she shag for this /brit/

Reckon she'll grow up to be as beautiful as her mother, or will the Windsor genes kick in?

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how many "proto-gfs" has alan been dumped by now? 10? 20?

Woosh!

hehe chivalry ain't dead

weird because she still gets a criminal record even with a suspended sentence

Any other Ashkenazi man in?

Olivia Munn looks terrible now

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Friend made an offhand comment that it was unhealthy for me to be swapping between so many women over the years

I'm just unlucky is all

hopefully she gets shot dead with her entire family in a basement once the corbynistas take power

for me it's socialism with british characteristics

daddy probably was on first name terms with the judge

hobbies: fifa, smashing through drugs, talking to girls

literally nothing else lmao

When I went to Israel on birthright I was annoyed about how many Jews are so much darker than me wtf.