Estonian bulli thread

eestlased saavad rohkem lapsi kui tiblad ja nussivad tibla naisi nagu ropsu xDDD

sa animepiider käi õige vittu oma sitapostitamisega

Do you have any statistics that show Estonian women gave more kids than Russian ones

Do you have any statistics that show Estonian women have more kids than Russian ones

Samefag

yes. the estoninan statistics database that is available online for everyone, in estonian, russian, finnish, and english. go search.

tldr: their birthrate is like two times lower than ours. BUT! the thing is: estonian men seminate ruski chicks so the statistics is kind of bullshit

>shitstonian """""men"""""""
Lmfao

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your bitches are child making machines for our men and you """"**""""" post? wtf are you like retarded or something?

>estonian men seminate ruski chicks so the statistics is kind of bullshit
Are they trying to get AIDS?

the thing is... ruski women are the most socially insecure part of our community while eesti men are the most secured. now... ruski chicks are willing to give birth to a lot of children while eesti chicks are all about getting their PhD so when they hit 30 all their friends already have 3 children etc. you get the pic?

(and we have 500 people with aids here fyi)

what do you mean by "most socially insecure"?

ühiskondlikult kõige vähem kindlustatud

elik kohalikel vene päritolu naistel on kõige raskem tööturul hakkama saada jne.

kas sa user oled mitte just päris eestlane? huvi pärast küsin

na i aint my dude

mis sa siis oled? kohalik venkar või mingi muu?

and i havnt gone to uni to learn Estonian yet either , so if you could type in english that would be much appreciated

mida vittu? immigrandi pask raisk kasi koju tagasi
why did you come here and when are you leaving. i hope soon unless you're a qt girl. in the former case let's meet up

Na, its actually a really long story, (welp time to post my life story for context) I was born here both parents where Russian, but after my father died (before i was born) i went into a lot of debt, my mother went to work on a cruise ship and met an Australian guy, i didnt see her till i was 6 and then all of a sudden i was dragged to australia, BIG MISTAKE anyways that place is a hell hole, that guy ended up walking out on me and my mother and then we went back into dept, there was a rich guy who got us out of dept but he was abusive as all hell, we ended up having to leave him and went back into dept nearing homelessness, anyway we managed to scape up enough cash to move back here because living in australia is much more expensive and we already had a дaчa and a apt that my grandma still lived in. I moved back here a month ago, sadly i forgot russian so im re-learning that at the moment and am going to learn estonian at uni at some point too.

I'm just shitposting here cause im bored and wanted to take a break from homework.

your father died before you were born and you went into a lot of debt... ok... this story is a bunch of shit user

lolwat
i aint lyin kek

>went into a lot of debt
Essentially he's Greek.

Why haven't the Balts formed a single country?

Different languages, different histories, different religion.

no sa valetad nii, et suu suitseb ja perse suitseb ja suitsud on kõik kustutatud. türa animehomo mine mõtle mingi lahedam lugu välja, sest su oma on täis loogikavigasid mida isegi kaheaastane paneks pahaks. vittu küll

Ok so what part doesn't make sense? I'm not lying i can give you more detail on parts that dont add up for you.

Eesti bois are so cute we can't bully them ~

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I found the part where you didn't see your mother strange.

kas me võiks kõik nüüd teesklemise järgi jätta??

my mother went to work on a cruise ship, so i stayed with my grandma until i was 6 once every couple years she would visit for about a week but for the majority of the time i didnt see her

ära siis teeskle lol

Estonians are always welcome in Finland :3

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pole nagu teeselnd või nii.. siin mingi ajuhälvik ajab paska lissald

>Eesti...

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Well now you have a datcha, that's cool.

yeah its pretty neat here's a pic

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.. kuna siin mingi kari eesti postreid siis, kes teist see nunnu tibu tartust on? ma nägin täna, et sa olid nelikanalis sinisel lehel aga ma olin veits pussy, et läheneda xD

söö seda

10/10, as an Estonian though the neighbors are too close.

ta sõigi ära selle pasa

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kule nagu palun.. see on ilmselgelt sauna maja ja see tagumine on elumaja

kes paneb sauna ja maja vahele aia?

they arnt really noisy and i dont see them too much, if i want to be alone then i just walk into the Forrest for an hour or so. and no that is the living house i dont have a sauna... YET!

mina seal küll mingit aeda ei näe. user, äkki silmaarsti külastus lähimas tulevikus? või lihtsalt ei ajaks paska?

Come live with me I have a sauna (wooden)

The finnic gay cuckshed

vittu küll, seal pole mingit aeda ju. paremal on mingi sitane hekk ja vasakul on kaks posti mille vahel pole mitte munnigi
>aed
õpi nägema

Finnics aren't actually gay we just larp as gay for fun

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Is Estonia as anti-religious as they say?

Why does that matter? fuck off atheist m*tt you are not welcome in my bestonia

>implying I'm atheist

i recently spoke with the most religious guy in our country (in a bar called "hell") and he said there is at most 3000 people who regularly attend church here. mind you.. those are protestants he was speaking about. we have some russians here who are orthodox, but we do not know about their behaviour. all i can say from subjective observance is that no one. literally no one goes to church or is affiliated with religion in any way

Degenerate

I'm catholic, I'm gonna start going to church every week this sunday hopefully.

How is the gay scene in Estonia asking for a friend also they have to be traps

degeneracy in my mind is drifting away from natural values and substituting them with bullshit ideology like religion so you're really the fucking disgusting degenerate here user
if it helps you deal with your shit life and become a better part of the world around you then by all means: go for it
EDU!!!

>Estonians are always welcome in Finland :3
Can they bring mushrooms?

yes but then we will send 10 cops to arrest them

Vaata kus BMW on, seal on aialipid püsti nagu minu riist.

keep it hush-hush
idgaf about sexual deviants, but i advise you to keep it under cover while in public because in general we are not tolerant at all so you might get roughed up
lipid on.. aeda nihhujaa.. türa sa mölised debiilik? postitad mingi sitase pildi millest sa ise munnigi aru ei saa ja siis hakkad kuzjaitama? idioot

I want us to conquer Estonia again so we can be frenz

They have clubs where they have orgies.

20 minutit, et alksi osta...

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juba käisin ära

videns küll ma alles lähen :DD

käi kiiresti ainult 20 minutit jäänud

>eesti """"men""""
Lol
Cute funny boii

Are you saying it is not a fact Russian women prefer Eesti men?

Yes. Thats what Im saying.
There are far more Russians dating Eesti girls than there are Eestis dating Russian girls.

(x)

l.o.l

naera puruks. aint vaata seda ruski vittu keda ma nussisin kuu aega tagasi

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why would anyone want an Eesti girl?

He's right though.

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They are cute, not as cute as Eesti boys though.
Im dating an Eesti girl right now. Thinking of a way to get her brother involved too :3

back from shop

0.5L vodka supporting ukraina bros, got mõrnaja
three packs of different cured sausages for zakuski
1L tomatnõi sok for drinking after vodka shot
blue cheese
white cheese

all in all 18 euro. nice. i think

Which cheeses?

Sounds like a good catch

blue cheese from estonian mass production (estover).. (the local farmers produce better quality but i hate the price)
white cheese is brie from lithuania (same reason as last)

*and 200 grams of paprika and chilli salo

vot vam suki zakuson normalno

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whoa checked

duublid kontrollitud!

ärge te viina jooge

a sa perse ei taha?

nu i vot vam situatsija takaja. shizhu domoi po-odnom bez druzei, bez zhenoi, võplju vodochku i gavnopostit na chetvortom kanale.
gavarite bratanõ: eto zhisn shtoli?

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