/brit/

The problem with wank breaks is all of the sudden wanking laying down becomes very dangerous

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this scares the tarquin

Tory cuts are to blame for London's knife crime

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Dislike spunking on my face aswell.

>The RAF today has admitted one of their airstrikes killed a civilian as if it some kind of anomaly. Britain has dropped thousands of bombs on the 'Middle East' and Africa over the past decade.

>No one can seriously believe thousands of people have not been killed and injured.

wait why didn't eragorn just become the king in the first movie so they'd have an army the whole time?

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exceptional

really want to post my face here to see how ugly I really am

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>the workers
>what is automation

The ABSOLUTE state of Western civilization

IS THIS WHAT WE'VE COME TO

youtube.com/watch?v=W86CyDBrDjE

HAHAHAHA

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i can smell the fatty sweat from those who would gladly consume that

Absolutely dire

Asher's Bakery going back to court to get these fucking queer hounds off their backs. NEED Asher's to win. Partly to shit all over the gays but mostly for a win for freedom of speech and freedom of religion.

Only acceptable to eat something like this if you are drunk.

*eats a slice of raw fish with a tiny bowl of raw sticky rice*
ahhh yes, japanese 'meals' are truly superior

Need a chebs gf

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not racist just suffer from negrophobia, simple as

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>we've

don't think so Heikki

*laughs at northeners*

owl in a towel haha

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nice dubs

despise you identity politics posters though

watching a 1950's educational film about homosexuals. It correctly identifies them as violent, perverted nonces who hang around playgrounds and public toilets.

*places it under wheel of car*
woops haha

*cracks open a raw egg onto my small bowl of rice and mixes it in*
ahh dericious

What if the SNP sets a minimum price on munchy boxes?

Wogs like bum though

>Watching this Chinese game show where parents decide who their sons can date (as you do)
>This girl comes on. Gets rejected for being TOO OLD

How old do you think she is /brot/?

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wahoo

chebs are the white mans choice ya thicko

please stop hacking my webcam

homosexuals are violent, perverted nonces who hang around playgrounds and public toilets.

should prostitution be nationalised?

would desu

delicious!

wouldnt mind listening to a good exotic tune

listening to a VERY obscure french band

feeling cultured~

making grotesque facial expressions

the aussie who stays up all night is an awful poster

nyet

Who /Goku/ here?

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what an awful thread lmao

finally fixed the unpalatable small bin situation in my room

ok so lads

i know an 8/10 girl likes me that's fine, might start talking to her purely for the shag, might even gf her

HOWEVER.

A 9/10 is the treasure of my eye and while I know she used to like me (not sure if she still does) I might just gf the 8/10 for a while for easy shags and also get the 9/10 jealous, then break up with the 8/10 after a month and try again with the 9

opinions?

dad owes me £300 which hes went very quiet about and he keeps buying random collectable shite off ebay and when I brought it up to him he got angry

What'd you do? hang a bag on the back of your chair?

doing a read in spoons

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Obliterate his jaw.

everyone that sees you thinks you are a freak

NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AAAAHHHHHHH

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He's your dad. He gave life to you. He should never owe you money.

When he gets old and sick, it's your job to take care of him.

Get the beers in.

im in scotland, im in good company

I really wish brits would put more effort into making good onion rings, the ones they make have been such a letdown so far.

Pray God you can cope.
I stand outside this woman's work,
This woman's world.
Ooh, it's hard on the man,
Now his part is over.

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the technological Great Leap Forward that will liberate the common labourer from their wage slavery

People that read in pubs obviously do it to try and creep on people.

>thinking anyone cares what finland thinks

LOL

so should you

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those are quads you braindead potatonigger

Love watching adult men kick a ball for 90 minutes

oh dear...

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>Yank
>Bong
>4
>4
>1 a
>1 o

love watching adult men bum each other for 90 minutes

Whilst they act like little girls.

Other than myself, Kanye West is the only honourary white on the planet that I am aware of

Are there any more of us out there?

How come pajeeta girls are so peng?

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Finook

very nice

Life pro-tip: a lot of women don't know how attractive they are. Take advantage of this by giving them the impression they're not attractive every chance you get. If they have low self-esteem, they'll let you treat them however you like.

me
I'm a yank but I'm an honourary white

lads opinions

youtube.com/watch?v=Ay4v7mhEh54

ah yes, I'm sure the ladies love going over to your place to see garbage hanging at head height

charli xcx

you're just as insecure as them
sad!

not going to bother with the 6.8
she probably sees me as a gay friend

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seriously thinking of copying everything kierkegaard describes in the seducer's diary, without getting engaged/tricking a girl into breaking the engagement bit

caucasian facial features
conservative morals

simple as

How is Kanye an honorary white?

What HW attributes do you posses?

Half bloods cannot be HW, they're an abomination and make a mockery of whiteness

You used to be talking about jihad and now you are a cuck for whites, you used to be a man and now you are a woman.

The only consistent thing about you is being a nonce.

Honest time
Anyone else here not white?

can't quite figure out what kanye's endgame is

>see perfect job, good salary etc
>it's in L*ndon

I want it, but I don't want the massive lifestyle downgrade that comes with living in that shithole

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>ah yes, I'm sure the ladies love going over to your place to see garbage hanging at head height

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what the fuck did I do to deserve to be blessed with such a weak chin