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If you keep rating ugly males like Alan at an 8 the value will lose all meaning. This is an 8. Loses a point for being 5’8 and another point for the face not being perfect. Alan is between a 4-5

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>killing yourself
retard

Waiting till you're so old that your heart gives out

looks like a bit of taffy

>a point for 5'8
>tattoos
>utterly gay fashion

ah yes ah yes ah yes

Thats a 7.4 deano lmao

who tf is this nigga

I have finally realised... that a life lived in ignorance and prejudice.. is worse.. than death...

Ps nayone need a bf

>190cm
what is that in real unit?

>lose a point for not being rated higher

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Don’t out yourself as a spacker mate, this is how normal good looking people look and dress

quintessential 7.4

are you a female girl

I go on a website called Jow Forums
Most of the content is spam
My contribution is very bland
But I still post on the Chan

I have nothing to say
But still I post away
Until my dying day
For that is the way

I never cared for cum
But I would really love some
Rub it in my gums
Let it crust up in the sun

5 japs

How am I supposed to study? It drives me suicidal. Most boring inane thing possible sitting at a desk and fucking writing for hours

ten and a half of the emperor's concubine's bound feet

>ripped jeans and those gay shoes
nah, normal people don't dress like that

>lose a point for being 5'8
you lose a point for every foot under 6'0

infowars.com/watch-alex-jones-show/

Kanye will be on InfoWars later

Be poison if you can't become medicine, or you would just keep being water.

>This is an 8. Loses a point for being 5’8 and another point for the face not being perfect
Again you're thinking like a girl. I am two or three leagues more manly than this kid. What his tattoos and torn clothes try to emulate is something I embody.

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boy (female)

like 6'2 or 6'3

did I take it too far?

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caffeine + music + gum while in a public place in which you aren't tempted to browse here

it's like anything else you kind of get into a rhythm of it

youtube.com/watch?v=Cd5M2Z9q1-4

Kanye will be on InfoWars later

>What his tattoos and torn clothes try to emulate is something I embody.
penis in anus?

i think you left out "no boys and no drinking"

nigga I see 20 different versions of him every day lmao literal definition of average

youtube.com/watch?v=AFUN2jjktSU

No, life experience.

based alan

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your bf won't like it

Anytime I see Amerimutt degeneracy on tv or the internet, this is the face I make.

tried that. I get bored after an hour and procrastinate the rest of the day
I tried modafinil but the side effects are horrible

Is this the brit version of the mutt?

thesun.co.uk/living/1628188/paranoid-boyfriend-sends-girlfriend-list-of-rules-to-survive-college/
rly mks u think huh...

I do not understand torn clothes either.

Don’t kid yourself

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christ

alan is 100% berber

>alan14.jpg

>paranoid
he's right and we all fucking know it

Gained mass and definition since that picture was taken too

Literally been in Newcastle for the last 4 hours and apart from my trip to McDonalds, I've spent all my time in my hotel room

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What happens to sixth form couples after they each go to a different uni?

do you account for breaks? reading a book you like or something for a bit? and having days off which you clearly earmark as being no-work days?

Please take a closer look
I have never read a book
I am a stupid man
Without a decent plan

I like really cute boys
I want to play with them like toys
They are so sexy to me
We should be engaged coitally

Never said I was the straightest stick
I really like me some dick
Even the tiny pricks
My middle name is Eric

Alri lads rate the haul

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lol that slag dressing like she's a celebrity or something, absolute state of council estate trash

>expecting /brit/ to come up with original gimmicks/memes

even Kev was stolen from /éire/

Not a single 190 post

>feels good man

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hate people like this
vapid cunts

>tiptoeing for a picture
OH NO OH NO NO NO

big dick summer, it's just a big dick summer
youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ27Dcv4fc

Fuck off that's a solid 9.24. guy could be a male model.
You
Think
Like
A
Girl

want to punch the shit out of every sunglasses wearing cunt I see

Where did you cop the title fight?

Alan after the transplant grows in

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bit over dressed for where they are...

good lad
probably knows deep down she's a slag

What's wrong with sunglasses?

i've a 300 dollar pair of sunglasses

you can't even find them anymore

oi Al how much did you pay for the transplant

asking for a friend ofc haha

some split up
some stay together

Can't wait teehee

are you real

good heaven we are literally living in sodom

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meet me outside poundbakery in 5 minutes please please

>McDonalds on streets of North Korea

it's over, they claim another one

Around 6000€

pretentious cunts the lot of them

how on earth do they stay together? Long distance is grim

just order a pair of these
what you reckon?

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You become seething when presented with good looking people. I believe you have deep rooted problems and are in denial about your own short comings.

Where?

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if they're wearing them at night, yea

I have to wear sunglasses during the day cuz my eyes are fucked up

evil bitch

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>boys secondary
>enter sixth form
>mate manages to get the perfect gf on the first day

Still bitter to this day. unbelievable

FUCK lads. When booking them NY plane tickets I really thought about it hard knowing if I rush into it there will be a complication. Well I have now realised what that is. Nothing major but I booked it in time for 4th july because I know everybody will be off their tits. But now I just remembered the US drinking age and I dont turn 21 till the 27th of july. Just fall short.

ffs lads how am i gonna get boozed up and bang yank sloots if I cant get into bars?? hoping that yanks will look at my id and think 7 is june.

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can't say, depends on what handbag you're wearing it with

Post some Alan photos pleas I wanna edit them.

when you never see the sun

not bad, might do that myself in a while tbf keep us updated

it would be a lot easier to tell whose limbs were which if she'd bred with a black man

plenty of bars in NYC don't card

any suicidal man in