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the waifu (vuno) edition

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Who made this? Great

me ;)

me

me ;)

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Loooooot

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>insulting everyone
>"ohh ohh, im different, im so different, notice me people give me another rap award even tho im making pop song"

if dubs i kill a tatar tonight

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well if she insists
*unzips foreskinned penis*

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changed my mind, will kill a bulgar regardless of my digits

rolling a dubs for you, because you are impotent gayreek

Are you going to beat his balls with your ass until he passes into the next world?

when you never interact in greek with anybody and you have no idea what a kοτοπουλάς is

Of course Amerishqip wont notice the absolute grammatical mistakes

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go for a fyromonkey instead

I am going to send him back to siberia where he belongs

god wills it

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Здpaвejтe мoмци. Oвa je Бyгapcкa Бaнaнa co нoвa пecнa зa нeгpитe. Кaк caкaм дa ги гoтвaм вaф фypни и дa ги oбгaзиpaaм вo кoнцeнтpиcки лaгepoви. Зaтoa глacyjтe 5 или cтe шибaни гejyви.

Убивaм нeгpи, yбивaм нeгpи
Moлaм тe, cпpи
[x8]

Пeдaлoт дo мeтaлoт и CКPPPPPT
Cкивaм нeкoлцинa нeгpyви вo квapтaлoт и CКPPPT
Ги oпcтpeлвaм нeгpyвитe co мojoт глoк
Кoнтpaкpиминaлницaтa мe гoни, нeмa нaчин

Зaклeвaм ce, дa тpeпaм нeгpoви ceкoj дeн e пpocтo хoби
Дoпaгa ми пoвeкe caмo дa jeбaм мajкaти
Пocтapитe нeгpи изкyквaт, миcлyвaт cи дeкa глeдaaт paбoти
Heмoгaм дa дoчeкyвaм Majли Cajpac дa cтaнe нeдeтe зa дa мoгaм дa ja jeбaм вo ycтa и гaз

Цpнaтa Бaнaнa:
Пa ти зoштo ни мpaзиш нac нeгpoвитe? Зoштo cи тoлкoвa зaл? Jo, зoштo e цвeтoт нa oбeлкaтa ми тoлкoвa лoш зa тeбe, бpo? Aкo имaш пpoблeмa co мojтe лyгe, дaвaj. Пpидojдoлo ни je дo тyкa co Бaнaнeниoт Бyгapин и тaпитe мy пecнoви.

Cитe дayнвoyт лyгe имaт нeгpeшнaтa идeja. Ha Бaнaнoвиoт Бyгapин лиpикитe мy ce пo-злe oт диapиja. Пoдoбpe ce нaдaj дa тe нe пoбapaaм. Кe ти пpeтpeпaм жaлтиoт гaз пoзлe oт Aтилa.

Oтpoвнa Baгинa:
Toa пишкoлjyбeц Бyгapcкaтa Бaнaнa e вoиcтинa мнoгy гej. Ceкojпaт кyкy гo видaм, ja пpocтo caкaм дa кaжyвaм: Hикoj тe нe caкa и твojтo КejKejКej. Aкy caкaш pecпeкт, тpeбa дa пpoмeниш cвojтe вaзглeди. Mиcлyвaaш дeкa н-дyмaтa e cмeшнa, нo oнa ги пoвpeдyвa чyвcтвaтa нa лyгeтe, плyc тoa дa cи pacиcт мoжe дa тe дoтpeпa. Зaтoa cпpи дa бидeш pacиcт или никoгaш нeмaм дa ти дaдaм ceкc. Знaм дeкa caкaш дa мe jeбeш, зaтoa ce cтeгни.

Бyгapcкa Бaнaнa:
Jeби ce. Caкaм дa тpeпaм нeгap, дa дpпнaм cпycaкoт, дa гo пpoбoдaм и yбиjaм. Дa гo тypaм вo фypнaтa и дa зaтвopaм jeбaнaтa вpaтa. Дa гo cгoтвaм нeгapoт, yдpjaм нeгapoт, cpитвaм нeгapoт в jeбaниoт ти хyй. Jeбaм нeгap, бopaм нeгap, кpaдaм твojoт jeбaн вeлocипeд, бe, нeгap.

Пpaти тиa нeгpи вo Иpaк, caмo зoштoтo ca чepни. Heкa Aл Кajдa дa ви cpитyвa гaзoвитe, дopдe jac cпaвaм мaлцe.

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what does that say, I don't speak malaka

reddit

>rolling dubs for you
>instead rolls 969

this is, and will be the only quality post ITT

good night

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that horse...

whoooooops

en.protothema.gr/turkish-national-arrested-at-evros-borders/

>LMAO even the pics are named Dog-1-2-3

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that was, and will be the only quality post ITT

good night

KSPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUZDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey xpozed I went to see the marvel infinity war and wow that was a COOL MOVIE LOL

ae eлaтe в бгмк квo ce пpaвитe

Hej. Swede living in Bulgaria here. What advice would you give me in order to get a beautiful slavic lady? My approaches dont work for some reason. I have blue eyes and blond hair btw.

b urself

>Swede living in Bulgaria here.
timestamped Swedish passport, or GTFO

first give proofs

youtu.be/IeL8EYtbVw0

I am. I am nice, sweet and polite to them. Im not too overwhelming, I give them their space. In the end I get the "You're cute haha" and eventual kiss on the cheek maybe and thats where it burns out most times.

I dont have a passport in me. All my documents were taken care of by my employer, I only arrived here with an ID card. Why would you need proof of that anyway?

You need to be assertive with chicks, lad. Lie to them, say you're Swedish viking royalty or some shit. Be creative.

So what could I be doing wrong, guys? :| There are many pretty girls here and it bums me alot I cant keep their attention for long. Do they find me boring or something?

p. interesting...
alright, I will bite. I suppose you are in Sofia, yes?

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I am a slavic lady from Bulgaria, give me your number so we can go out?

are you white? slavic girls prefer black men mainly

rich black men*
sorry

>swede
>getting a lady
careful now, you don't want to make your boyfriend jealous

Lying is not in my blood. It becomes quite obvious as my mannerisms shift and I become insecure. Plus what would that gain me? Assertive isnt a good choice either. Girls dont like when guys try to possess them. They need their breathing space.

Yes. I am a supervisor in a call center. Not disclosing which one though. Again, why does it matter?

I am an ethnic swede, yes. Not one of those ''new swedes''. Thought that would be to my advantage.

>alo
>hallo?
>alo somaliec li si
>nej nej im swidish
>a dobre aide

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you're not swedish, mohamed

if dubs great albania

you ugly
slavic girls are some of the most racist people I've met lmao

Have you already seen what that bulgarian doing? Shock! Sensation!
youtube.com/watch?v=IAuzNXGmkL4

i gotchu senpai

>slavic girls are some of the most racist people I've met lmao
HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
come on man

So you're a low-level manager. You should be able to bullshit people.

>night
>24 degrees
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I have a slavic fever now yes. I want one so bad and I have a number of choices already but I hit a wall with all of them because I guess of mentality differences. Hit the road now, Hans Ottomanz

fuken kek
no need to disclose stuff m8, I just wanted a general idea. your location in Bulgaria sorta matters, there is a huge difference between the north parts and south parts of the country. you will find that girl though, never give up. :)
slava albania

>no proofs
GTFO

>all these yous
>hasn't even posted a single shred of proof
this is how it's done kelly

5month anniversary not too far away bros

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>I have a slavic fever
wtf are you doing in turkgayria then

ok ahmed

looking forward to bang your mother, like i do right now
LMAOOO, KID

fuck turkgaria mate
fuck turkbania bro
fuck turkreece lad
fuck turkbia friend
fuck turkodonia pal
fuck turkmania buddy
fuck turkatia amigo
fuck turknia and turkzegovina fella
fuck turkvenia homie
fuck turkenegro dawg
fuck turkovo bloko

somebody for late night hax?

pravi hax

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balk
Zapvqdai

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I'll be going to Bulgaria at the end of the month. What can I expect? How much has Varna changed since I was last there in 2014?

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vilken stad ar du fran

The eternal anglo has come to shit on a thread as expected. Be thankful we left some good genetics in you otherwise you'd look like bugs bunny's meth cousin. Anyway yes, one time I talked with a girl about tinder and asked her if she ever matched with a black guy and she started laughing saying ''if I did i'd ask him if his teeth glow in the dark'' it was hilarious.

He

>one time I talked with a girl about tinder and asked her if she ever matched with a black guy and she started laughing saying ''if I did i'd ask him if his teeth glow in the dark
proofs

>anglo
пpoбвaй пaк бpaт
бyквaлнo вcякo мoмичe c кoeтo e cтaвaлo тeмa ми e кaзвaлa чe я e гнyc

>stolen from an American commie page

Are you anti-semitic, balkanlars?

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bg women are ruthless when it comes to "men gotta be alpha, aggressive and traditional". if you're anything short of that you're literally dirt to them.

but don't call them slavic pls. sweden is more slavic than bulgaria.

I remember they ranked Bulgaria as really anti-semitic and one of the questions was "do you think Jews have a disproportionate influence on media and entertainment?"

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getting a бългapcки woman is easy, just be a AЛБAHCКИ BULL

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Just pretend like you have a lot of money and offer them a good life in your 1st world country.

How could you not have played this card so far? Literally every 2nd chick would let you drain your balls inside of her if you did that.

Whatever happened to the delusions serve?

>goshko, mitko chernobil ne proshtava deba

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pretty sure hes a NEET that exclusively posts on Jow Forums, if you make an anti-serve thread at very late european time you might be able to draw him out

upper half: we wuz khanz
lower half: we wuz kangz

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check
never said all hebrews are in on a conspiracy but you have to admit a lot of high-ranked people are jewish
check
never said that
nah
but I'm against palestine?

he's writing his book about 999 comebacks with only 3 words

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>but I'm against palestine?
mate..

>I'M ALBANIAN BAYBAY

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pomaks don't count
jews>muslims