ITT: Jow Forums in 1066

>tfw c*ltoid
>invaded by angles
>invaded by saxons
>invaded by jutes
>now being invaded by n*rmans
FUCK OFF FORENERS

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>muh heritege

f-fucking bridge

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>tfw dane

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>choose which nation to larp from

>larping
>muh heritege!!!!

انظر يا صديقي ، لا يمكنني تحمل هؤلاء العرب الملعونين مثل أي شخص آخر لكني أحب هذه اللغة. ماذا لو تخلصنا من هذه الكتابة الغبية ، واستخدام ما يستخدمه هؤلاء الأشخاص في جزيرة صقلية؟ سيكون ممتعا!

just chillin

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الله عظيم ، الموت لجميع الكفار

damn these slavs just cant stop learning hungarian, i wonder if they will cry about it a thousand years later

Feels good to be holy and roman

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the euros are getting wise to us, all citizens of the ancient american hyperempire will be relocated underground

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>Farms and gets ruled with lenient hand by the Archbishop.

I heard they commited heavy slaughter on the populace of northern anglia.

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lithuania didn't even exist back then lol that's why he is angry

Didnt know the s*mi were that powerful

Back to work serf. The wheat doesn't grow itself

>scandinavia
>serfs
Think again southron scum.

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it is middle in the night, you savage heathen
you haven't even invented agriculture yet

>the amount of whit*oids in this thread

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..

kids, during my days, we wuz kangs and shiieett before these damn magyars came

>Choose what nation to larp as

And F.Y.I some indians did have agriculture. They were just too dumb to manage it properly

*pick up a couple of argentinian qts*

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>SACRUM

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celts are BLACK
fuck wh*tes

so which country are you, if you are not a serf

>the local chieftain converted to chr*stianity

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>ROMANUM

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I'm desert man
I live in desert

Did you know Polynesia has
S A I L O R S?

>IMPERIUM

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Sure is nice living in this idyllic paradise, with no war, famine or disease. Sure hope it remains like this forever, and barbarians from across the great pond don’t come back

Wat up niggas?

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>idyllic paradise, with no war, famine or disease
>he fell for the noble savage meme

môniyawak sipwîhtîk ohci ôma nîhiyânâhk!

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My last name is norman in origin and my family is from England. So I'm obviously from a noble lineage. This guy would've been nothing but a serf as his family is still in Normandy

argentinians qts didn't exist back then.

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fucking saxons

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apparently not today either

are mutts really that delusional? if you were of noble lineage, your ancestors wouldn't have been penyless beggars who immigrated to the new world

oi, the fuck is wrong with that cromwell fella? 'E needs to get laid or sumfin m8, fuckin 'll what did the King eva do to 'im?

You needed money to come here. Only the extremely poor couldn't come here. A.K.A your ancestor the dirt farmer.

Do yall baka gaijins mind if I pillage your continent

>not finding her pretty

i mean, it's ok to be gay anyways.

>1066
>cromwell

only the poor losers who couldnt make it in europe moved to america

who the fuck is cromwell lmao

>mfw pajeet
>mfw greatest country in the world
How's the dark age going angloniggers?

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>meme empire

she is masculine and too swarthy

I hope to fuck this is bait.

English revolutionary leader who killed Charles I and ruled as a military dictator during the 1650s.

>English revolutionary leader who killed Charles I and ruled as a military dictator during the 1650s.
how the fuck do you know that that's 600 years from now lmao what are you from the future?

only from 1648

>she is masculine
and that's great, you don't have to do all the work while fucking her.

>too swarthy
you have to try all the flavours

No again it was expensive to come here. Especially when Germans and Norwegians came here en masse. So only the very rich or extremely poor stayed in Europe. So yes you are only a generation away from the dirt farm. No you wouldn't have been a noble.

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Dad is English,mom is norman. I'd be a proud follower of William.

Oh shit. I came out of character.

Sorry.

Jesus wept, don't know how that Churchill fella will ever recover from that colossal failure at Gallipoli. Reckon we'll never hear from him again.

>knowing that the event does happen.

Wtf are you, some kind of vodoo shaman?

>mfw pajeet explorer
>mfw got to colonize Southeast Asia and CURRY some of the local women
Shits good.

i am a celt using my celtic magic angl*id/n*rman

>tfw rich Flemish trading city

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no again it was not expensive to come there, poor people traveled with cheap 1-way tickets with hopes of getting a life that didnt suck over in america. The immigrants starved from famine, couldnt find jobs etc and chose to just leave it and fuck off to another continent

sorry m8, actually Bangladeshi

who the fuck is Churchill?
and whats an angl*id doing in asia minor?

The Confederate States of America

I want my niggers back.
T. Descendant of wealthy southern land owner who owned slaves.

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Gonna get me a qt English refugee gf, lads.
t. scot

Yes it was my smelly dirt farmer friend. I swear the lies you guys come up with sometimes.

>makes fun of the empire
>got conquered by it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_V,_Holy_Roman_Emperor

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bonjour, je suis anglais, honhonhon

Normans were filthy barbarian who imported Jews into England and spread globalist ideology and chirstcuckery.

Wtf is going on in India? I will not let this Indian rebellion of 1857 get out of hand

Definitely, so many rich people on this boat for example

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I will be a saracen :)

Are you a Crusader Kings II fan? Why is it 1066?

And funny fact. My country actually existed in 1066. Was conquered in ~1230 and absolutely perished later (in ~1395).

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>how do you want your borders?
>just fuck my shit up

>tfw mongol
>tfw another dzud just arrived
anyone here /mongol/? Heard about this guy named Genghis Khan, we will kill all the ch*nese

Didn't say rich, just not dirt poor.

Well fug

Yeah, im a ck2 fan

>my country
Your country is Russia, traitorous minority scum

t.Giovanni Di Esposito

Not the other guy, but it was the first born son would by law inherit the farmstead of his parents. The rest had to make their own luck somewhere.

It was typicaly the sons and daughters of "husmen" (unlanded farm hands), and those who didn't stand to inherit any land, that went across the sea to the promised land of Amerika.

They were mostly dirt poor. They traveled because they didnt have shit in europe and heard it was possible to make money in america and stop being poor as shit. Middle-class people didnt travel because they didnt need to

What about those of us with English blood who founded the colonies and became wealthy landowners?

I swear if a leaf claims muh English heritage no one bats an eye but when an American does you act like we are all Mexicans or something. Never mind the fact euros are eager to breed with refugees and become goblinos.

Funny to hear something like this from a Canadian.

And I'm not a minority when I live in my homeland, where we have our own laws, our own government and our own President (which is now called "a head of Republic", but whatever). And when I reside in Moscow, yes, I'm a diaspora.

Still had to get money from somewhere. Does it bother you that a 1/3 of Norway just up and left to go somewhere completely foreign to them.

Sorry my man but you had to have money to come here