Which one should I learn ?

Well, do you want to move to Germany/West Switzerland/East Belgium? What job do you want? If you want to work as an ambassador or some international business job, Russian would be much more useful, because Germans already speak good English. But if you want to move to Germany/Switzerland/East Belgium then learn German.

English > Spanish > Chinisse > German > France > Russians

You are wrong. Russian and German doesn't sound gay. I also listened to some Georgian and found that it sounds worse than Polish

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Just learn Esperanto man

Really?
Russian memes are the second after English-made

If you speak Chinese to a Chinese person and you are white, people will just laugh and reply in English. You do not get much benefit studying those tens of thousands of characters and trying to pronounce the tones that you will never pronounce correctly.

And Russian is spoken not only just in Russia but Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, and Central Asia (Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan), also there is a huge Russian population in Estonia and Latvia. 40% of Latvia's population speaks Russian. Older generation of Lithuania all speak Russian and my 24 year old Lithuanian friend has a fairly good understanding of it too.

In terms of population you can also persuade people to learn Hindi
All these are irrelevant countries, especially Russia when Russian GDP is so less when Russia have shit tons of resources. This means that you're less like to use Russian in any constructive way like shitposting on Jow Forums in Russian and maybe making friends with hordes (which isn't exactly a thing you Muscovites liked)
Leaning Japanese will grant you way more than Tokyo's GDP being accessible while Russia as a country have less than tokyo's GDP

That is why I asked him if he wants to move to Germany and what job he wants. If he wants to work for the government, Russian is classified as a critical language and he will make a lot of money. If he has no interest in moving to Germany then there is no point in learning German, because Germans already speak excellent English. Most Russians speak shit English so he would profit a lot more if he became fluent in Russian.

What are you on you on about, FSB has people who report to us. Because we pay more. Also you're being lied to about everything. Half of the KGB agents work for us.
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I'm learning Russian and it's quite fun

>Russians get more revelant, and way more spoken
That's even less likely than Germany turning all "new Germans" into law abiding citizens.

A person isn't ever going to get fluent on a language for free, so you're literally saying learn this language for years to stand in the same starting line of a normal Russian person who speaks perfect Russian and understands all common sense and basic culture in Russia which might take others years to get used to
Not to mention that just like what you said, Russian is critical. Hence all others are not important in Russia. How will French ever work good in Russia anyways?
If you had time to learn language and work for Putin, it's maybe a good idea, but I'm just saying it's not the best.

Such as being an ambassador or a translator, that's why AGAIN I asked OP with his career path is and where he wants to live, YOU ARE NOT OP. Japanese or Hindi is even more useless in France according to your logic. My mother learned Russian at the age of 30 and speaks it near perfectly. If you aren't a lazy brainlet you can become fluent in it. I told OP if he wants to live in Germany learn German, if he wants to be an ambassador or something learn Russian.

>My mother learned Russian at the age of 3
How come? What's her mother tongue?