America doesn't exist

America doesn't exist

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>Portugal Still Exist

Utopia

Existugal

>Extantugal

I fucking wish

>america never exist
>be stuck on nigger island

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I see your map, and I raise you

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where would the mexicans go?

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>g*rmany immediately starts rebuilding its military
>j*pan does the same
>5 years later Russia gets invaded again
No thanks.

Every day I wake up and smell the air and trees this gentleman won through conquest for me.

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i'm okay with this

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intresting

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you'd be even poorer without all the remittances.

We wouldn't have you dragging us down and we wouldn't have to send our bad hombres to leech you off. It's a win win! So please, cease existing.

this?

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much better!

This.

in what ways have we dragged you down

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what would be the motive behind such a conspiracy theory.

>the US president and and other famous Americans that you see on TV are paid actors pretending to be Americans
>Governments around the world are able to blame their own economic problems on things like "a trade war started by the US".
>US tourists in your country are foreign spies from various countries, or spies from your own government.
>US troops on foreign soil are soldiers from various countries who fight under the flag of this fictional country. Countries can fight wars using their own troops, but control domestic opposition by blaming the war on a fictional country, the US.
>American companies are owned by your own elites, and their HQ pays taxes "in the USA" (i.e. the elites don't pay those taxes).
>Jow Forums posters with US flags are bots and trolls from various countries, astrotruffing to serve their own agendas.
>World maps and history books are altered as it’s a U.N. desire to keep people believing in the USA
>when you fly to the US, your plane takes you to a giant The Truman Show style area of your own country, where all of the "americans" are actors.

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Honestly this would make a good plot to a book or movie.

>where would the mexicans go?
more like escape
guatemala just have to let them in.

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Oh shit why is there water everywhere

What, you scared? You should be able to handle it

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