Greatest mythology

>greatest mythology
>richest culture
>most fascinating history
>definition of first world

I unironically love this war crime denying shithole. Has anybody here started learning Japanese yet?

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>copy everything from China
>kill each other in civil wars for 1000 years
>modernise only thanks to superior Westerners
>try to act tough and invade all neighbouring countries
>get absolutely BTFO and nuked
>forced into being a vassal country of mutt superpower

wow so fascinating

T: Kenji Tanaka

>greatest mythology
The mythologies are strange and confusing.

The best part is the food and convenience and harmony of society

Hello typical Sinophile. Or are you Co's keyboard warrior.

I don't think I have to explain that China isn't the cultured place Westerners imagine. Maybe you should visit Asia sometime

>>greatest mythology
>>richest culture
>>most fascinating history
Greece?

Arguably that or Persia or even India since that's filled with a shit ton of cultures and mythos is pretty interesting.

>greatest mythology
That title goes to the vikings, greeks and ancient mesopotamians

>>richest culture
Nope that title is currently hold by southern europe and poland

>>most fascinating history
Lol nope, sorry senpai but every country in europe has a more fascinating history than japan
>>definition of first world
Ok, since when was working yourself to death (among other negative things) a first world thing?

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t. Chang wong tang pong

>copy everything from China
that's called trade. we exported a lot of gold and silver, and you were factory workers

>kill each other in civil wars for 1000 years
Look it up your history

> >try to act tough and invade all neighbouring countries
had/have times more population than us, still act like tough, but never had a war with mighty western superpower alone and still play a sissy victim card

>get absolutely BTFO and nuked
You were the best specimen as development of effective instinction

>forced into being a vassal country of mutt superpower
You were one of Allies but you were so damn powerless to do so hahaha

>and poland

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youtube.com/watch?v=JHLrS04mrpc
love japanese culture

>with mighty western superpower alone
>t. Ryan Jackson
>Look it up your history
China controlled nearly all of Central Asia for a time and it's presence alone, although stagnating, was still enough to terrify Portugal and Spanish invaders who were chimping out everywhere in the 17th and 18th century.

go back yo chinkia, zhao

Shut the fuck up, dumb nigger

Based

>another chink

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Who actually cares about nips. They are irrelevant.

>and poland
siema mateusz, hows defending polska from every negative post on Jow Forums and cleaning toilets in swedistan?

>>greatest mythology
lol, no
>>richest culture
very rich, but I wouldn't say richest
>>most fascinating history
pretty interesting, but there are way more fascinating countries in regards to that
>>definition of first world
sure

Still, love you Japan

>Nope that title is currently hold by southern europe and poland
>southern europe and poland
>and poland
>poland

>China controlled nearly all of Central Asia for a time
not really, and controlling steppeniggers isn't much of an achievement, not to mention the fact that japan raped manchu and mongols pretty hard as well.

anyway both china and spain feared the samurai.
japan #1

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When can I grab your dick?

You are our puppet now.

>>greatest mythology
Nope that title is currently held by poland
>>richest culture
Nope that title is currently held by poland
>>most fascinating history
Nope that title is currently held by poland
>>definition of first world
Nope that title is currently held by poland

Japan was a irrelevant shithole island until the 1890s.

Go back to cleaning toilets valodja

thats a southern slavic name

>greatest mythology
>richest culture
>most fascinating history
>definition of first world

Um, try again, sweety.

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>Spanish
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1582_Cagayan_battles

>Has anybody here started learning Japanese yet?
yeah

wakou were nothing but pirates and they were not even japanese in most cases in that period

>wakou were nothing but pirates and they were not even japanese in most cases in that period
they were jaapnese

only early wakou were ethnic japanese, and in the 16th century the vast majority were chinese pretending to be japanese or working with a few japanese.


>According to the History of Ming, thirty percent of the 16th century wokou were Japanese, seventy percent were ethnic Chinese.[14][15][16][17]
>Because of the extent of corruption in the Ming court, many Chinese officials actually had relations with the pirates and benefited from the piracy, making it difficult for central authorities to control.[18]
>Two well known Chinese military figures involved in the combating of Wokou are Qi Jiguang and Yu Dayou. Yu Dayou was a general of the Ming dynasty who was assigned to defend the coast against the Japanese pirates. In 1553, a young man named Qi Jiguang became Assistant Regional Military Commissioner of the Ming dynasty and was assigned to "punish the bandits and guard the people" which meant taking on the Japanese pirates attacking the Ming east coast. At the time he was only twenty-six years old. On the eve of the next year he was promoted to full Commissioner in Zhejiang because of his successes.[19]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wokou#Later_wokou

"Every great discovery has been made with experimenting." Does this sentence sound ok? I want to say that experimenting often leads to great discoveries.

Kill yourself weeaboo you're embarrassing

can you please tell me the best way to learn Japanese? will you be my japanese language partner / friend please

without our language, culture, architecture, ethic, science etc. you are nothing LOL

Every great discovery has been found through experimentation.

>china
>language
>culture
>architecture
>ethic
>science

pick one LOL

Thank you very much.

watch anime.

pick all of them because you copied it exactly without any change or improvement, so pathetic. Without kanji you can't even communicate LOL Can't you develop your own civilization ?

Anyone who doubts this post should look at the Plaza Accord of 1985.

t. Nuked twice

japanese civilization raped chinese civilization completely, and chia only exists today thanks to the allied intervention, not to mention the fact china's modern development and economic growth was achieved by emulating and copying japan under japanese support and tutelage in the 80's, started by zhou enlai and deng xiaoping LOL

millennia old invincible yamato dynasty >>>> han the rapebaby

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>rapebaby
Now who is the one with american military base everywhere raping your women? Not us.
we developed because of our intelligence and hard work, and our state capitalism and strong government. You always post that stupid shit picture, but in ancient time why did you wanted to be us so bad

>being this delusional

the samurai raped more chink women within one day than amerimutt have done in japan ever since the end of ww2 LOL

and don't forget american bases exist in japan not to protect japan, but protect china and korea from japan.
this is exactly what kissinger said when he talked with zhou in 1971, known as the "cork in the bottle" talk. china is nothing but prey for the yamato master race, so don't be so uppity.

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>protect china from japan
LOL HAHAHA you know once americans leave it will be rape of tokyo, right? You are so slave to america that you don't even have your own army, how cuck are you? Also stop raping our women like that its disgusting

Japs would be nothing without Dutch books

lets import a bunch sand niggers into japan and ruin they homogeneous state watch them wither and die
it would be a blast

elaborate

>Greatest mythology
Not even the best Asian mythology
>Richest culture
Rich but hardly the richest in Asia alone
>Most fascinating history
It's fine.
>Definition of first world
True

Off with your rose tinted glasses

>China flag arguing against Japan flag
>Sexpat arguing against sexpat
What a fun board

>Learning Japanese

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exactly.
It is China world's most, isn't it?

I started learning the language recently, but it's a pain in the ass. Not even a weeb, but I think it is one of the best sounding languages together with French and Italian. I hope to visit the country someday and at least being able to read Japanese would help.

>definition of first world
>executions by hanging
user, I'm of Japanese descent and Japan is not good.