I can't understand the reason why some people fantasize life in Australia. or even Australia itself

I can't understand the reason why some people fantasize life in Australia. or even Australia itself.

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They look worst of worst among all kinds of Western countries.
That English pronunciation, I can feel its vulgar sound even though Im an East Asian.
and they have this 'bogan' thing as their literal culture.

If I could choose whether if I will be living in South America or Australia, I would definitely choose South America.

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the country is like 100% filled with american rednecks.

>If I could choose whether if I will be living in South America or Australia, I would definitely choose South America.

You have no idea how shitty the life is in South America
I would do everything to get out of this shithole

ching chong ding dong beung feung hung geung

Most Asians who move to Australia do so because the pay and exchange rate is higher there. Plus it is near to Asia compared to Europe or the US.

the cities are boring and the countryside is filled with things either that poison or eat you, is blandest first-world shithole

third world aguante-laden vietnam is a few hours away and is fun and has the blessings

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kjakjakjakjkjakja the self-hating brazilian

"yes first world mister fill me with yoghurt"" """mmm yes sir i am inferior""" you disgust me mfk

third world south american are the most fun in the world, argentina being the best among them..... self-hating mfk i spit you

then it's only because they're Chinese.
Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese wouldnt really think of Australia.

Good luck Australia !
Thank you for absorbing all that Chinese immigrants. I will cheer up for ya until you have one billion of Chinese people.

KAJKAJAKJAKAJAKJ el buliado señoras y señores

quora.com/What-is-the-average-day-of-a-student-in-South-Korea

>06:30AM. Wake up, eat breakfast (or skip it), and get ready to leave.

>07:30AM. Ride a bus/subway to the high school.

...

>7:00PM-11:00PM. This is when students ‘self-study.’ It is called 야자(Ya-ja) and it is a mandatory time for students to remain in their classrooms and study for the materials in class and materials for KSAT. Sometimes, schools allow students to just get out of this time and just go to hagwons (private academy for supplemental studies) but that is rare.

>11:00PM-1AM(or even 2AM) Even though after school is done, you can’t go to home… you need to go to hagwons or libraries near you so that you have to try to study even harder. Most of students do this, some don’t, but I haven’t seen any of my friends not doing this.

>2AM. Come back home. Go to sleep.

>6:30AM. Wake up and repeat…

>studying 19 hours a day
yeah nah get fukt Kim

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but you'll get to have same society since you're having too many chinese poeple.

eventually you'll be the first western country being legally 'CHINESEZIED'

You're assuming Canada doesn't fall first.

mate there's more chances that Best Korea will renege on the peace deal, invade s*uth k*rea, flatten both your """"army"""" and drumpfy's 5th """fleet""" and turn your shithole into NK 2.0

and chinks coming here will get BRUCED and join our shitposting legions

me don't really think so. MeighT, C'ont, siggy bob brain.

You don't know Chinese people.
They're basically never integrating to foreign culture and community. so they're well known as behavior like 'Jewish' in East Asia.

They have long history about this and they're doing quite same to ya country.

tell me what do you feel.
Can you imagine Chinese and Indians acting 'bogan' listening AC/DC in Australian desert road.
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>chinks coming here will get BRUCED

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>They're basically never integrating to foreign culture and community. so they're well known as behavior like 'Jewish' in East Asia.

from experience only two types of chinese that do this: the rich young ones with asses up their heads and the middle aged / elderly ones who had their souls sucked out by M*o.

t. 2nd gen chink down under whose entire family adapted perfectly

so you mean this is you

>be korean
>live in a tiny apartment building for the rest of your life working 90 hours a week
>only culture is """video games""" and hyperconsumerism
>shit at sport
>high suicide rate
>inferior to japanese
>will get infested by chinese soon if they don't get nuked already

wowee haha but at least you guys have kimchi right lol

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self-hating latin americans are incredibly pathetic

>Can you imagine Chinese and Indians acting 'bogan'
There's no acting about it, by the 2nd gen they're already on the poison (VB) and buying their first V8
You can't really escape it, I've known a Korean former army Sgt who came here years ago and he basically gave in after a few years when we modified his 4wd with a fuckhuge engine and taught him how to swear properly. Even the Vietnamese who arguably have a much longer running, consistent culture than the gooks, chinks and nips basically "give up" pretty early on and just get on with being Australian.

The thing with most foreign cunts is that they never understand the reason why a bunch of anglo delinquents turned a desert shithole into a prosperous continent is that 'they can' and no one ever told them they couldn't.

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>wowee
dont wanna play bogan thing though. even though the things you said about korea is true.

keep watching willburg skyrim vids

pretty much this, except my poison is Coopers, VB is literal piss

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Where do you wanna live?

JAJAJAJAJA

>I would do everything to get out of this shithole
So what you're planning to do exactly?

>VB is literal piss
Oh its bad, but for a while as youth I was notoriously unfussy about beer.
Both Coopers and Cascade are very decent for mass produced beer, the Coopers Stout is pretty much a meal and drink in one

I need more bogan stuff. Or anything Australian and funny. Doesn’t have to be demeaning it’s just interesting.

i earn 2x as much here for the same job, live comfortably and the beaches/ocean around the city have brought me true happiness

people from second video seems happy, while south koreans aren't

>turned a shithole desert into a prosperous country
except that hardly anyone lives in the desert part and 2/3 of the population live in 5 cities all surrounded by greenery

>Coopers and Cascade are very decent for mass produced beer,
yeah pretty much, at my old job we brought some Coopers greens every 2nd Friday because why the hell not, but one day the bottle-o ran out so I brought the reds.

given my asian genetics and lack of alcoholic fortitude the red knocked me on my ass rather quick.

Greens are sneaky in their own way, they're easy to drink and then suddenly there's no more beer, you can't feel your feet and make an arsehole of yourself

Yes this place is terrible I wouldn't recommend anyone to migrate here.

>terrible
compare to what?

To Russia maybe, but at least you get cheap games, shit here is expensive

we usually pirate them if they are not multiplayer

>I can't understand the reason why some people fantasize life in Australia.
literally WHO?

Good because we dont want any gooks here

t. eunsil park

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there are so many koreans here it's insane

yeah true but with greens at least you can enjoy a few without going unco. reds just come right up at your face and tell you "haha get fugged".

>Asians in America
>"Ummm my culture is NOT your dress!"
>Asians in Australia
>"Chuck us a beer la she'll be ROIGHT"

If Australia didn't have brutal alcohol taxes, I'd want to move out there.

I love the Australian no fucks given philosophy. I wish mutts did the same.

Lmao

>Cascade
FOUND THE TASFAILIAN!
Do you enjoy that shit you call Boags as well?

Me. This place is much worse than Australia

Lmao just send two divisions of our army and they’ll do a perfect job in turning Sydney into fire and fury.

starcraft isn't real life kim

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But our military power is.

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What so good in Australia that you can't get in Canada?

>This is my, Kim Big Sook, rast entry and testamrent
>whole platoon taken out by spiders

>Kim Big Sook
Stealing this.

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>worst korea attacks down under
>US fifth fleet suddenly starts aiming south if the DMZ

>Kim Big Sook

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Straya's not that bad. You've got to keep to the cities though or maybe the gentrified towns. Even though the beer is expensive and there are fucking Asians everywhere, especially in Sydney. But you can get around the beer problem easily enough, just get a cheap goon(and the goons there are fucking cheap) cut it with some V and you can easily be blackout drunk for two and a half days for all of about $25.
But stay away from some of the rural towns. Visited one on the edge of the Pillaga one time during a dust storm and it was eerie as fuck.

>>whole platoon taken out by spiders
>implying our troops had no experiences with creepy ass wildlife in DMZ
>bogan delusion

a single emu platoon is enough to turn your divisions into kimchi all over our pavements, Kim Big Sook.

I think Aussies are pretty good at barbequing chinks, you might have a rough time.

>a single emu platoon is enough to turn your divisions into kimchi all over our pavements
The trauma is real kek.

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I don't understand it neither.
Why would someone want to move to the country fulll of poisonous Big Black Cocks and poisonous spiders and poisonous sneks and poisonous fish topped with shitty climate?

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>t. Mr. Big Sook

>I think Aussies are pretty good at barbequing chinks
It’s gonna be otherwise in front of our firepower

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Friendly reminder that our disgraceful, racist right-wing government actively campaigns for foreigners not to come here, and this has likely expanded to digital advertisement. You're replying to a paid thread.

This land can be home to at least 75 million people, possibly way more

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high quality of life, surfing, english speaking

>mate there's more chances that Best Korea will renege on the peace deal, invade s*uth k*rea, flatten both your """"army"""" and drumpfy's 5th """fleet""" and turn your shithole into NK 2.0
You do realize that South Korea has any army literally 20x the size of Australia, right? They have 600k active duty and 3 million reserve personnel
Also 5th fleet is responsible for India, you're thinking of 7th fleet which is also larger than Australia's entire navy.

me

how is a young chinese like me treated there? My family will move there soon, my uncle owns 4 properties there. I hope I can fit in

>high quality of life
Siders in the shitter are not a good thing
>surfing
To each their own
>English speaking
There is Kiwiländia nearby

>My family will move there soon, my uncle owns 4 properties there
Not surprised.

I'm sure you could hide in a Chinese community if people are dicks to you.

Naw, if it were they would have guns. The cities are full of top tier soyboys

Honestly Australia reminds me of the American South but with uglier accents, no black people and dangerous animals/insects.

Why? What's so good about it? This place is ass naturally speaking.

If demographics are to go by, Australia will be "POO'ED" long before we are "CHINESEZIED".
Maybe some time you fuckers can take a casual glance at the demographic statistics pertaining to Australia. Our government provides them to anyone online.
Then again, it would ruin 99% of the memes about Australia on Jow Forums.

>Can you imagine Chinese and Indians acting 'bogan' listening AC/DC in Australian desert road.
Yes, because unlike you I live in Australia and know this country. We are the most successful multicultural country on the planet and within two generations, people are more "aussie" than anything else.

>higher average wage
>more vacation days
>education system isn't full retard
>less likely to get shot
>acceptable to say cunt
>interesting wildlife
>less expensive to fly to Thailand and bang ladyboys

Tooheys new is easily the best cheap mass produced beer

Not Tasmanian, lived in WA, NT, ACT, stayed/worked extensively in all the other states, but I was born and now live back in NSW.
Thing is, there's certain types of jobs it just pays to get your hands on whatever grog you can and not be a special fucking princess about it. XXXX, Tooheys, Carlton... NT Draught back when they still made it (its not great) and various imported beers. Actually not much of a fan of imported stuff, tends to be a bit pissweak

Like most people who don't crave penis, I draw the line at Fosters.

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>Then again, it would ruin 99% of the memes about Australia on Jow Forums.
Nah, that would take people figuring out we don't spend daily life under attack from dangerous animals and insects

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>Kim Big Sook

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Besides the word platoon, pretty good.

sure come to have fun and get shoot

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Meh, dunno why so many Australians are getting so worked up about what some Asian thinks about us when they clearly have so little cultural understanding of the West and Australia, we've beloved by Britain, America etc. people who actually know a bit about us.