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scottish thistle edition

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STOP BEING A NEET

hope i die in the ol' sleep

she thick

cocks

cleaning my room

have you got the new dlc? obviously do a little england campaign if so

whattayat b'ys

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tried wanking for an hour
no luck
all sweaty now

NEET TIP:

It's legal to lie about your work history and references on your CV. You could list your mum as a reference. It's only illegal to lie about your education/qualifications.

started an england campaign the other day and was butthurt when i found out i couldnt take malta in a peace deal with aragon after losing like 30k soldiers in a 10 year war

maybe you need a hand

SSRIs?

sick to bastard daeth of feeling so tirred after work i fall asleep at 9pm and then wake up at this hour wide awake. oh well only a few more days till i can resume doing tons of chang since that's my favourite thing in the world besides plowing cunny

epik suid afrikums boer imperialische

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Don't know if it's "illegal" to do so in the USGay but it's certainly grounds for termination. Also big companies employ these firms who call up your past employers to verify that you worked there before they hire you.

this is from my experience so this is just how some people experience it:

i wake up.

i need food, my clothes, and to be in my school or home routine for the day (i'm autistic so i need a routine or or i get very disoriented and confuse).

once i'm in the swing of my routine, i ask myself two things:

"how do you feel with the pronouns she/her today? do you feel feminine?"

i test out being called she/her on myself, usually it feels weird but sometimes it feels amazing.

then i ask myself, "how do you feel with the pronouns he/him today? do you feel masculine?"

and then i test out being called he/him to myself; usually it feels amazing but sometimes it feels weird.

it's vital i'm in a good mood, because if not, and i'm feeling like shit, then just being interacted with will feel shitty and that's not good.

when i decide what feels good to my mind that day, i slip a blue, pink, or both of my bracelets onto my left arm, adjusting them as necessary.

and then i go throughout my day, being called neither because i'm not out to my high school or family yet; only close friends and a few exceptional cousins know i'm bigender.

are you cokelad or /fa/nchester?

Wish I could suck you off, lad. No homo.

>cunny

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not happy
not at all

cant companies check your history though? for example if you lied about working at lets say amazon for 3 years, they can check your taxes for those years? or see you were claiming bennies during that year

scoopity poop
poopity scoop
scoopity poop poop scoop

Morning, noon & bloody night,
Seven sodding days a week,
I slave at filthy WORK, that might
Be done by any book-drunk freak.
This goes on until I kick the bucket.
FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT

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>get told a coworker is coming to help with the project I’m doing for a few days from another site
>never met her, assume that she’ll be frumpy (engineer)
>shows up, is actually VERY cute

couldn’t concentrate on much else, absolute state of me

cokelad

yeah

At least you don't live in Northwestern Ontario.

I'm pretty big in the Edmonton underground rap scene. Women are just throwing themselves at me.

hate people of colour

Once you get the job, your resume is locked away never to be seen again. It's nothing to worry about.

well colour me surprised

The last white man

post your massive dong :^)

>deadmonton
>scene

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GOT AN ORDER OF VIAGRA HERE FOR... COKELAD!

what ssri and what dosage?

>sick to bastard daeth of feeling so tirred after work i fall asleep at 9pm and then wake up at this hour wide awake. oh well only a few more days till i can resume doing tons of chang since that's my favourite thing in the world besides plowing cunny

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she wants a man from wetaskawin

No, all that's private.

I wouldn't use Amazon though, too big of a company and your fake reference phone number can easily be found out.

Thatcherites? Nah. Not a fan.

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no lad i do feel a new picture will be in order one of these days though the old one is become stale and blase

don't rate chang
highly rate changa

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becoming addicted to this site again
aaahhghgh

is that what expensive luxury houses in England look like

need an asian-canadian gf who lives in the uk

We take pride in "Deadmonton". Home of potholes and rednecks.

Prussia?
Big fan

will it take several days to get it up?

same

*sees you staring at my laptop*
*pats the back of it*
this? this things got intel inside mate

Prussia?
Big fan

remember to download the hyper prussia mod so you can put the darkies in their place

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sertraline 50mg

might do unless your nan shows up then it'll be diamonds in an instant

daily reminder you can't be ""ïtalian"'' american if you can't even speak italian

Yeezus? Yes please

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glad you think she's good looking x

gf teased me for eating food strangely again

i shop so much i can speak italian

The left can't meme

go away kanye

watch it brucy

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My brain cannot process what Italian sounds like with a kiwi accent

what kind of assmad lefty makes this shit

sorry I will never disrespect """italian""" americans again

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>what kind of assmad lefty makes this shit

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i dont think it has anything related to politics just shitposting /vg/ autism

never reply to me again

>>what kind of assmad lefty makes this shit

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oh dear robbie's out of his cage again

Remember making the original version of that image. Always a little weird when I see it or any variation pop up.

I could press the button, but it would be extremely painful.

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The Life of Pablo? That'll do.

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...

lmao kanye couldn't even be bothered to fix his printer

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yeah course you did

>has venice but not luxembourg
end it laddie

kanye sounds like an irish saying "can you"
food for jokes

Seething leftoids

I did, it was originally a dubs meme back when those were popular

Wrong.

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getting my daily dose of alice in bondage land and lucy latex lads

no you didnt
be quiet

no it wasnt
be quiet

they never were
be quiet

No more drugs for me
Pussy and religion is all I need

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>call a Jow Forumstard a virgin
>I'M NOT A VIRGIN I HAVE A WHITE WIFE AND 14 BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED KIDS

Lesbian wedding pictures are prime wank material imo

Remember making the original version of that image. Always a little weird when I see it or any variation pop up.

i think i fell in love with a paul blart
turn the camera on she a ball blart

got a hell of a gf

reckon i'm lucky to have her

whom'st art thou quoteth?

my favourite vicky run was argentina

Pathetic post, Tismulatto

we live in a society

isn't it latex Lucy?

why hasnt youtube banned this choon?
it is very racist

youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

>my lefty ass is on fire