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"does everyone in britain only have enough money and living space to eat mouldy tins of poundland food on their couch like ashens?" edition

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poo

>ashens
good ed

>Why yes, I am a recognisable personality on an anonymous forum's British culture discussion thread!

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listening to cyberpunk worldbeat chillout screensaver plunderphonic biomusic

nah, I have fresh vegetables constantly and I make something new and experimental every day

today I made a pork loin and fried cabbage dish

by the way do you have any idea how expensive thats is? beans tomato sauce with medium well cooked cock?

Hated rap when I was a virgin freak with no friends
Started listening to rap and made friends/got a gf

>Industrial hiphop
>Post-punk
>post-rock
>IDM
>krautrock
>dreampop
>shoegaze
>drum and bass
>desu

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>clown core

youtube.com/watch?v=Ugt5MokfO0E

good shit

youtube.com/watch?v=QPLoaOJ6u5w

>Posting on Jow Forums anytime between 2 and 7 AM

miserable

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all elite genres

what is that pop country group thats called (something) islands? theyre a guilty pleasure of mine

dark drum & bass
crossbreed
industrial hardcore
industrial techno
prog metal
breakcore

Green ice pops make my poop turn green

It's so packed I might ride around on my bodyguard's back like Prince in the club

what do you folks think of the state of british literature? i don't want to ask /lit/ because their opinion is trash

>all elite genres

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nobody here reads lol

do all 5 year old girls watch gay porn?
youtu.be/zbJT1qf_oOU
(7:27)

going to the paedoph isles this wintertide

Listening to XXXTENTACION

kanye is unironically quite based

Listening to orchestral manoeuvres in the dark

i only listen to aboriginal music on NITV

When a real nigga hold you down you supposed to drown

lmao great

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bump

*dies in eachothers arms*
*still gets laid in the afterlife*
like a boss :D

californian is the only decent american accent

current british literature is kinda shit

night lads xx

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u kno it breh

I'm an incel

sexist

ah yes
the stoner dialect

Soon as I pull up and park the Benz
We get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons

come home white man

She used to be the sweetest
Now she all over the world now
She got her mind on her money
Yeah she ain’t thinking ‘bout love now
No man can, no man can please her, please her no
If you ain’t tryna spend that money
She go leave ya, leave ya

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>not bawston

What they don't really realise though
This next verse
This next verse though?
These bars?
Watch this shit
Go

Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoop-di-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

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californian accent is an exaggerated variant of everything brits claim to find grating about american accents

There's an English girl in my biology class and she said she likes the Californian accent
Also said she expected more fat people lol

HI I'M FROM CALI-FOR-KNEE-AH, CAN YOU TELL BY MY WHINY ACCENT? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY CREDIT CARD TO PURCHASE US SOME AVOCADOS?

My name is creeg

yanks dont know what pin numbers are

>needing a credit card for avocados
They're like $0.50 per avocado
Also we pronounce it "Cali-fornya"

it's really an ugly accent, even worse than a Philadelphia/S. Jersey accent

PAHK YAH CAAH IN HAAVAD YAAHD
youtu.be/1wBpSWxPo6o

It's the last, day on earth,
In my dreams, in my dreams,
It's the end, of the world,
And you've come back, to me.
In my dreams.

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Calehfornya
No pauses

>listening to prog metal

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now bawstahn, there's a nice accent

somebody tell these niggers who kanye west is

Despite him looking like a virgin freak this video is pretty accurate desu
youtube.com/watch?v=1hVNiUCo9ug

I studied in the UK for a year, and I basically survived on canned beans, sausage and egg breakfast from Tesco

Tasted like ass though, pic related

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love when old people tell me not to get married or not to get old

it's funny every and just keeps getting funnier, I can only hope that after decades of life experience I can manage to give out only two, shallow and meaningless bits of guidance

Ebonics is the best Yank accent

the canadian accent is just a great lakes accent

I FUCKING LOVE COMMUNISM!

insane in the membrane
insane in the brain

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canadians just sound like yanks
yank accents are standard, texas, and boston
think anything else and you're a spastic fucking neanderthal

>yank accents are standard, texas, and boston

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ayy im postin' here

idea: write a book about a schizophrenic who thinks his neighbours are out to get him, but write it from the perspective of an onlooker on the internet who's watching the schizo's madness unfold online via social media

already wrote this sweetie
the climax is him killing the dentist

it then ends a lot like sunset boulevard

the man's a fucking nut

I have a lazy slurring rural accent and it sounds pretty bad desu
agree with the lad on californians sounding the best, despite how much i hate them and how awful they can sound if they do vocal fry or complain heavily

What do you think is the cutest accent?
Just curious

boston

sorry about the slavery thing
we good?

brits and other anglos seem to consistently like old southern accents the most, especially tidewater

>Go out to the pub last night with a group of friends
>Come back at 2am
>Mum absolutely screws at me
>Thinks theres something majorly wrong with me

Jesus bit over protective my old mum.

fuck her

NO BOYS, NO DRINKING

ive had that stupid smoko song stuck in my head all day

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カニエウェストASMRロールプレイバイノーラルセクシーな保守的なあなたの耳を食べる

what if I cut out the drinking

>ive dont know anything about north america: the post

an attractive girl who i've been trying to shag for months called me "mate" earlier and i told her not to fucking call me that and she said "i do it to my boyfriend too he hates me calling him mate and pal and stuff" and when i told her men don't like women calling them that and she asked me to explain why i didn't know what to say to her

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im not wrong though am i

were you making noise?

thick cunt

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BIG
BOYS
GOTTA
EAT

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he got sacked for that

all the same bollocks

thick cunt