I like getting replies from Russians because they don't know how to use articles and then I read their posts in a stereotypical Russian accent and it's funny.
R8
I like getting replies from Russians because they don't know how to use articles and then I read their posts in a...
Gavin Anderson
Kevin Collins
Nobody knows how to use those damned articles 100% correct except native speakers. All the rules are some weird shit approximations at best.
Charles Campbell
That's a slav thing, polacks speak like that too.
They don't use "the", "a" or plurals when speaking English
Owen Barnes
We use plurals, you confuse it with the 'do - does' issue I suppose.
Brody Mitchell
articles for faggots
Camden Edwards
I bet they are all blushing now
Benjamin Cooper
You're a funny guy, Russia.
Cameron Mitchell
i know some rules but i often just skip arcticles cuz i don't know exactly use it or not, we don't have that useless thing in our language
Zachary Hill
Fortunately you can butcher the hell out of English grammar/spelling and it will still be understandable. What other languages are like that?
Maybe I should start an international broken speech thread.
Colton Moore
helo mai frend ai from rusha how you do frend
Thomas Parker
i don't even know the rules of english i just say things as i hear it
Jason Clark
this
Blake Fisher
I'm pretty good. How about you?
Kevin Reed
Same here, to be honest.
Carson Young
I'm ok, just took my pills, gonna go out for a walk
it's summer weather in Moscow now, everyone's doing BBQs
convert yourself ok
Lucas Roberts
the #1 rule of english is everything is made up and the rules don't matter
Sebastian Parker
b-but muh 16 or so tensezzz
Joshua Morris
How is this pasta for non-native speakers?
>I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.
I'd imagine any non-Oriental language would be fine with this.
Logan Roberts
ez
William Diaz
ez
Angel Morris
English is actually a weird soup of at least 4 different languages with different roots, so all the rules are somewhat artificial.
Oliver Wilson
A dootcr has aimttded the magltheuansr of a tageene ceacnr pintaet who deid aetfr a hatospil durg blendur.
Jaxson Peterson
depends on how deep the knowledge is
i'm non-native but I don't speak russian that much desu
my system language is english and i don't speak with russians on the internet so it was easy
a lot of people here are like me so it's ez