Having to actually put in effort to make a functional economy

what is your life like? I'd give no fucks about money if the rent is paid and if there wasn't mutt thugs in low income neighborhoods

It's mega safe. Poland was dangerous before 2004, but the huge wave of emigration took only some of our best and close to all of our worst. They cause mayhem in the UK mostly now while here safety skyrocketed.

As for money (using 4.27 PLN to EUR rate)
820 euro earned
176 rent
12 internet
109 food monthly (lunch only)
70 for groceries
You're left with 453 for other stuffs

fug count me in
being poor in an overpriced california ghetto is pure suffering

You would have to give up your guns and crossbows (considered firearms here)

fuck yeah cunt
shut up cunt

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Can't even go hunting in that huge forest you have? :(

You can't. You need to obtain a firearms license, a hunter's license, and then carefully monitor massive amounts of restrictions. This country is small, and hunting is a sport you don't want to allow too much, or you'll really turn the nature into something similar to France. You could take advantage of European Union though, and go ruin another country's nature no problem. If you can follow their laws.

they hardly even pay tax on it and use the money to fuck the government, we hardly even get anything from it except a lot of plasma tvs

I suppose I can stick to hunting the mushrooms. What's your job and home like?
I'm not much of a gun nut anyways. I just like nature a lot.

Shroompicking is a popular hobby and due to cool but not cold climate with lots of forests, it yields a lot of shrooms. You just need to learn what shrooms do we have here

Job depends on where you can get it. You could work in IT here and get way beyond what I wrote, if you have the skills of course

Home is cheap ass commieblock flat, but those are actually bretty comfy and quite reliable m8. Easy maintenance. Almost no heating bills.

>tfw a dumb mutt and also don't know polish

I'd seriously be perfectly content with that lifestyle as long as I could also get some booze.

After a few shots of Sobieski you speak Polish about as well as we do son
Communication would be the least of your problems haha

I went to Poland for 3 days and got asked for money by random cunts on the street more than the rest of my life combined. Booze is so cheap its insane though.

Sounds good, what city? Was it long ago?

Poznan about a year ago. Wasn't expecting there to be actual decent shit to see i just went to a random city to see it because i was in Germany.
The big park in the north with the tanks and ww2 commonwealth cemetery was great especially.

Most of our economy has been based in the service sector for ages now. Get with the fucking times.

Poznań is a university city basically. Large part of its population are students from all around if I remember
People either love it or hate it...

Glad you had a great time there man

It'll be more that it puts outside money into our economy so that theres something to be able to pay for services with. We need to import so much shit if we suddenly stop the couple of things that accually create value rather than transfer it inside our system, like mining, tourism, the housing bubble we could go into a recession really fast.

How bad is the housing bubble?

Damn I'm pretty jelly. I need to figure out how to get out there.

That's basically where I live anyways. As long as they aren't schizophrenic shrieking methheads then it would be an improvement. I literally get burned out hobos behind my house autistically screeching "I'll fucking kill you!" to themselves.

Hey that sounds like where I live.

Do you live in LA or something? You could try moving to the midwest and enjoy our low cost of living and whiteness.

I'm in the ass end of the east bay area. It's like a zombie movie at night time.

Drug abuse is actually quite rare in Poland these days. It's heavily frown upon by everyone too.

You'll be seen as subhuman if you smoke cigarettes too, but you won't get shot by, err, plastic suction cup bows, or whatever's permitted here, for that kind of drug abuse.

kek. When I was in Seattle I saw fucking loads of homeless all over at night. All down the side walks they were just laying about sleeping. West coast is weird.

Does poland have conscription? I'm thinking of claiming citizenship by descent but don't want to end up detained in the embassy or something.

We do not have conscription. We have a professional army that one can apply to or ignore.

But I do not thing claiming citizenship by descent is a thing. I hear it's a thing in Israel, never heard about that here.

*think

I went to my grandma's house for Christmas. She lives Camden which is a shitty little town which is basically a fast food carpark with 50 thousand people where you have to drive on a highway to get anywhere, which has been urban sprawled into Sydney. Fucking horrible place. But there were some generic suburb cookie cutter houses being built just up the road which were going for 650k or something which is about 410k euros.
It's insane. My parents and every aunt and uncle have all been throguh investment properties because it pays so much.

As long as we keep mass important 3rd worlders it's going to be fine.

Shitty meth towns can have houses going for about $300,000.
They're usually 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom and barely any kitchen

What if you just buy an older 2 bedroom home?

Why does Australia of all places have housing bubble? You have gigantic territories, tiny population, rich population, and fantastic supply of building materials.

Second question, where tf do you guys live past 20 years old?

Shit didn't see this one. Here a two bedroom goes for like 30-40k.

If Australia is anything like Canada

Our parent's house.

Same here with most young people. Or they move into an apartment with friends or their parents help with rent.

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I want to bring back a Polish milk cow truck gf to Australia.
How?

Pourquoi

Too far away Bruce

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Will everyone FUCK OFF out of Tasmania please?

Housing and rental prices have gone up 47% because you MAINLAND CUNTS keep coming down here, buying shit, then AirB&Bing entire houses.

Just FUCK OFF!

its not too bad where i live because its not a capital city at least
its pretty manufactured by boomers, the rich, and foreign investors. Naked fucking generational wealth transfer.
i can't even comprehend a house being that cheap

So.... what good does your HDI bring again?
What's the benefit?

> Polish milk cow truck gf
why so specificly that

How bout you actually start contributing to our economy instead of just being an annoying leach?

>they move into an apartment with friends or their parents help with rent

Your parents do this so they can fuck in the kitchen

t. 34 years old and still lives at home

superior to us all

Naw, he's right. Fuck the kind of people who own multiple properties just to airbnb them or rent them out causing prices to go up and new ownership to become even more unlikely for young people.

He has to live somewhere with housing exceptionally cheap, like detroit or something. I live in a very cheap area, and it's typically around 120k for a 2 bed 1 bath home and normally they aren't exactly great at this price range

things are clean, very high wages (my friend stack shelves for $20 an hour), you can walk around alone at 3am with no worries, medicare, very high social trust, decent but declining workers rights, anybody can go to a decent public school and to uni, get a trade or do vocational study and be decently middle class.

lel no. You can find 2bed properties all over the midwest and south in this price range.

Don't think you know shit about how useless Tasmania is even though it doesn't have to be. They deserve to suffer

this video was made in poland
youtube.com/watch?v=tgXWJEZzFHE

C-can I at least move to Poland then and settle with one?

Please.

Finding mega-milky girls in Australia who aren't fat is too hard ;_;

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something in the air in tasmania makes everyone who goes there stupid
the tassie abos were more stupid than the mainland abos
the whites there now are more stupid than mainland australians

all the med girls i know fit this description, try broadening your horizons beyond northern europeans exclusively

>why so specificly that
Well, basically any
>milk cow truck gf
From anywhere would do, it just seems Poland creates them faster and more often with higher quality.
>also I've been with all kinds of girls, and I now know that I need minimum F cups to be happy.

That's rare if you're not willing to settle for a fatty.

I was living in Warsaw for a while and it's honestly one of the cleanest and safest city's I've been to

>all the med girls i know fit this description,
Like Italians and Spanish? It's not the North specifically just that

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>Warsaw
>safe
>clean
I had a different imagination of it, but that tends to happen when most time that I spend there is on the railway stations.

Glad you liked it

>having to fight endlessly to defend your tiny borders
Dumb Europoors, why didn't you just buy half of North America when it was on sale.

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>That's rare if you're not willing to settle for a fatty.
B-but the internet says-

A good job of defending our borders we've done eh user?

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>body is 30% tits
>no ass, barely any hips, meh face
I mean I fapped to her but damn she's so painfully meh outside her giant udders.

>she's so painfully meh outside her giant udders.
ikr? And now she's getting a bit old, so on to the next soy rickshaw!

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yeah, italy, spain, greece, any wog country basically

oh, not this big though , that's got to be fake

Hm... I can't say I've seen them around my area, but now you mention it I have seen some Indians with enormous lassi tuktuks.

>happen to get lucky with decently good looks that become top tier with makeup and products
>also happen to get giant tits genes
Easiest $$$$$ ever

These tiddy models seem to be really down-to-earth though. Like they get preggers and have kids and seem to focus a lot on their kids. It's almost like the same genes that give them udders makes them great mothers.

Like I said, I need BIG. I've tried everthing from dfc, smol, to handfuls, but I need to knead those bigguns.

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>These tiddy models seem to be really down-to-earth though. Like they get preggers and have kids and seem to focus a lot on their kids. It's almost like the same genes that give them udders makes them great mothers.
pls don't remind me until I have one. K? Thanks.

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post big tiddies

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>I get about 800 euros
this girl earns 780 Euro a month

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Good for her :)

you can’t stop me
i’ll be working for the ambulance service and buying up rental properties in hobart in no time

>tfw no qt with big tiddies who you can knock up over and over and have a nice happy senpai with
fug

My first gf had D's, which were really nice on her small frame. I'm content with that desu.

where you studying at user? UTAS?

>luckier
I'm sure if your country wasn't settled by Africans it would be just as "lucky".

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