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gonna make roller coasters on Minecraft

Would you rather:

A get to have sex with any girl or number of girls you want, including celebrities, as many times as you want, in any way you want, but Emma Watson gets to fart on your face first and you must inhale the fart nasally and take it all in.

Or...

Not have Emma Watson fart on your face and be a pathetic virgin all your life.

Which would you choose?

>leader of the Chinese Atheist Party
He's the leader of the Chinese Communist Party

he's so proud of himself he can barely contain it

protip: if you highlight text from the post you are replying to before clicking the reply link, that text becomes greentexted for your reply

when it's cheaper and more convenient to get automated taxis everywhere, people will ditch their cars altogether, and traffic will be massively reduced
eventually we won't even need car parks because everyone's mode of travel will be constantly moving due to computer optimisation.

baffles me how lads can put fingers and stuff up their bum when they wank

You can't join the party if you aren't an atheist so it might as well be

My virginity has become so advanced that i don't even wank anymore and blobs of semen come out when i have a wee.

me and the gf (not really)

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bit of a false equivalence there chang

yeah, maaaybe, in 50 years time

until then the government will get a lot more for its money investing in transit

I want to make Emma Watson orgasm.

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Feel like I should be doing something

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hope emma yank gets several kinds of cancers

lovely day lad go sit outside and have a ponder

>The Western Roman Empire in the 400s
JUST

30 years max
10 for the technology to be developed and installed
10 for the corporations to saturate the transport market with their product
10 for people to adopt the new paradigm

they appeared to be run by an australian couple at least

just had a phone call
they want me to go for a job interview tomorrow morning

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Communism would work if people werent arseholes

what do you think, give her a go yeh?

and if people weren't arseholes, nobody would be looking for communism
it's a catch-22

have brain damage

Bennieberg? Whats the interview for

the search continues

Communism would work if we were truly in a post scarcity age like in startrek or some shit

i don't even know how communism is supposed to work

gonna watch batman and robin in bed
night lods (cept the nonce)

were trannies and cuckolding a thing during the end times of the roman empire

it doesnt

youtu.be/G4EcRPlaXoQ

Gonthe doctors and get a sick note. The job centre will make you take any job they give you

One of the emperors was a tranny

another hot take from thailad

my favourite country: france

Communism wouldnt work, and wouldnt need to exist, because it is entirely predicated on collectivisation to achieve equitable sharing of limited resources

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Us living as we do upside down.
And the new word to have is revolution.
People don't even want to hear the preacher
Spill or spiel because God's whole card has been thoroughly piqued.
And America is now blood and tears instead of milk and honey.
The youngsters who were programmed to continue
Fucking up woke up one night digging
Paul Revere and Nat Turner as the good guys.
America stripped for bed and we had not all yet closed our eyes.
The signs of Truth were tattooed across our open ended vagina.
We learned to our amazement untold tale of scandal.
Two long centuries buried in the musty vault,
Hosed down daily with a gagging perfume.
America was a bastard the illegitimate daughter of the mother country
Whose legs were then spread around the world
And a rapist known as freedom, free doom.
Democracy, liberty, and justice were revolutionary code names
That preceded the bubbling bubbling bubbling bubbling bubbling
In the mother country's crotch
What does Webster say about soul?
All I want is a good home and a wife
And a children and some food to feed them every night.
After all is said and done build a new route to China if they'll have you.
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?
Who will survive in America?

It wouldn't work because there would be no class struggle to begin with and thus the whole Hegelian dialectic system would collapse lacking an antithesis

Socialism can and has worked but communism is different and always bound to fail

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My favourite country, Finland.

It barely works in the only setting it's meant to work in ... the family unit.
The whole ideology is unrealistic and just a utopian religion for atheists.
If everyone in the world has to submit to it for it to even stand a chance of working, which is the case, it's not a good idea.

What are you lot up to today then?

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Toiling, but doing so from my couch

SOY PATROL
NO WHERE TO GO

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neoliberalism is the best system

>post scarcity

not happening

my favourite country : the facist neoceltic ethnoempire

melting my computer for a new tripcode

clearly not cause our countries are declining like mad

how do i install clover again?

I don't love anything
Not even Christmas
Especially not that

nah they're doing great

bought a talking heads top

oh

>top
post heaving bosom

>people still work, build careers etc. for the collective not for wealth.
Perhaps it's closer to socialism tbf

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rorke denies the existence of aliens because they would pose an existential challenge which he has no conceivable way of dealing with
any rorke who acknowledges their existence would commit suicide

Install F-droid
Google "Clover floens"
Click first link
Download .apk

don't get it
is "top" for females only

>the soviet union was objectively better than the russian empire!
*looks at russia today*
yeah

pozzford bender

genuinely impressive

i wonder if all the torture from the soviets is the reason the population in russia is fucked in the head or if it's the racemixing

WE WUZ GRECO ROMANS N SHEEIT

was under the impression that it is
no heaving bosoms then?

Franks > Romans

any chesterfield man in?

nah not a girl sorry
it's a fucking peng shirt though, reckon I should wear more band shirts to flex my elite taste in music

he cute

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don't be alarmed it's only tai chi

should take 45 minutes i'm done in 10

stick that up your dojo

>my elite taste in music
musical tastes are subjective past a point

thanks

donk

I want to lead a Battalion of 300 White Britons into Europe and enslave every mainlander and assert Colonial British rule

*FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE*

Isn't she lovely
Isn't she wonderful
Isn't she precious
Less than one minute old
I never thought through love we'd be
Making one as lovely as she
But isn't she lovely made from love

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no a real job

wrong
i have good taste
people who disagree with me have shit taste
simple as

youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk

alone but not lonely x

hard brexit
soft brexit
buttery biscuit brexit

Revising

what do you listen to bro

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Got a job interview

honestly cant wait for the technology to put my brain onto a computer

going to take 6g of ashwaganda to get me through my interview tomorrow