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A sleepy thread for sleepy posters.

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Me on the far left

The one with the mouth wide open?
You shouldn't sleep like that, a creepy crawly might make his way into there and that would be GROSS.

I'm sure that the creepy crawly does not like being called gross
It's probably crying right now
Apologise!

NO!
They're losers and they are gross!
They should frick off!

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Wow it's going to talk to it's therapist about this later

What should the thread theme song be?

WHERE'S THE KRAUT I RECORDED ALL THAT STUFF FOR HIM AAH
youtube.com/watch?v=a2GujJZfXpg

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I am here, but I gotta get some breakfast real quick.

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Check steam for them cutie.

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Post some music if you want buddy.

That hair is CUTE

No U

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MY HAIR ISN'T AS CUTE AS THAT THOUGH
Kinda wanna go sleep

Sleep tight :3

>Kinda wanna go sleep
Lazybones.

Going to Japan in less than a month lads

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>tfw kinda afraid of going and offending the Japs somehow and worsening their perception of foreigners

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The days finally coming up eh?
This going to be your first time there?

I'm probably going to offend a lot of people while I'm over there but that's cultural differences for ya. I'm autistic as well so ya know that shit don't work in my favor either ay

ye m8 never been east of poland before so it's gonna be fun, not really looking forward to the plane ride over there though it's far too long, I guess I'll just get hammered before getting on the plane ay

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Don't be a bad boy!

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Just be yourself, it will be fine.

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oh no no no no no
*takes a breath*
HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA
youtube.com/watch?v=1c2E9CXJiII

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I think my neighbour may be drunk...
I can hear him yelling out in song a wee bit.

How long are you gonna be there for matey?
Have you got a rough idea of what you wanna do while you're there?

Leaving tommorrow at lunch time for holiday. Will be back on Monday afternoon. I also will No Fap those days.

Hmm wonder if they got Wifi at the place. It's also going to be fucking weird going to bed before midnight if I don't have internet.

They should do.
It'll be bloody odd if they didn't. would it not?
Although I don't know if they might charge you for it or something.

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

ayy fuck off cunt ay

six weeks m8
gonna fuck around looking and temples n shit during the day and getting hammered at night

also gonna meet up with Japan from this thread and get hammered, gonna go grab some curry and whatnot with him too

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Ah yeah typical tourist shit then, have a try of all sorts of Japanese drinks.
>gonna meet up with Japan from this thread and get hammered
How is he doing these days?
Have not seen him in some time.

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Oh fug. Looks like there's no mobile reception for my provider where I'm going.

>How is he doing these days?
ay he seems fine to me just listening to his music ay ya know
>Ah yeah typical tourist shit then, have a try of all sorts of Japanese drinks.
fuck yeah man gonna grab me some habusake ay, it's gonna be fucking dank as shit my man

Lads how many hours or days do you think you could go without the internet for?

>Lads how many hours or days do you think you could go without breathing for?

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Not many votes in the poll lads.

strawpoll.me/15625516

Hahaha.

Hand over the delicious wives nao.

>just listening to his music ay ya know
Sounds like he's up to his usual stuff.
>some habusake
Hmmm.. never heard of it.
I think I'll do some research on it, by looking on Wikipedia for 20 seconds.
I went like 3-4 weeks without when I moved into this place.
That was hell.

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Did you go down to the shops & use the free Wifi?

I went down to the library about twice a week now that I think about it.

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To use their internet I should add, I didn't read.
Books are for nerds.

No lewd thread I'm impressed.

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Not yet anyway.

Hows your day been buddy?
You been keeping outta trouble?

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This day is perfect really. I helped a guy change his punctured tire, helped an old lady cross the street and finally finished my driving lessons.

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Productive and filled with good deeds, It does sound like a good day buddy well done!
What were the driving lessons for?
Just to get your basic driving license?

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OOF, that's a nice Yukari.

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My parents are forcing me to get a license even though i don't like driving.

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She's a cutie isn't she.
I suppose it couldn't hurt to have it even if you're not gonna use.
But why are they forcing you to get it?
And why don't you like driving?

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I was involved in a car accident back when I was a kid it really scared me for life. They say its for medical emergencies even though the two largest hospital here is just a walk away.

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damn dude that's pretty fucked, but don't worry your driving instructor won't let you get in an accident.

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>I was involved in a car accident back when I was a kid it really scared me for life.
Oh that really sucks...
Although it's good to face your fears don't push yourself too far buddy.
I do hope you pass for your license, keep us updated how you go.

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morning

My teacher was really patient with me for the last two weeks, when we were actually finished she treated me in McDonalds and was thankful I didn't hit a single car on accident.

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good morning
that's really nice of her, good that you have an understanding teacher.
My mother got her driving license pretty late and had an ex-Bundeswehr driving instructor who yelled at her.

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Good morning.
Well sounds like you got a good one!
And she treated you to some fast food, you could have just as easily got a grumpy old man.

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Do you lads sleep with a bed sheet on?

how are you qts

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I'm pretty happy, I gonna cook the best steak ever in like half an hour or so, how are you?

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>inb4 grammar police
*I'm

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Sounds yummy. Porter house steak? And cooked on the bbq I hope. Medium well done for me thanks.

about to take my last two finals desu

a steak sounds yummy, how are you gonna cook it?

Tired.
Yeah.
Between two bed sheets.

>medium well done

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go to bed westy, you might be able to fix your sleeping

What do you like then?

bye everyone

medium rare

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I'm starting to get sleepy. It's not even midnight yet.

Have a great day lad.

Medium rare, nice and juicy, it's like an orgasm in my mouth.

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Why is it that despite Australia being the most normie country on the planet, these threads are full of anime?
Are we repressed as manchildren?

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No! I don't wanna.
Well to be fair there are much more Kiwis in these threads than Aussies.
Well not at the moment but during the day.

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Opened the vacuum wrapping on steak and it smells foul, I hate this feeling of being excited for something and getting let down.
I think the more normies a country has, the more reclusive the people with non-normie hobbies become. Because they can't share the hobby irl they turn to internet communities like this.

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back

aww

do it loser

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*chloroforms you*

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>studying
at least I'm being productive....

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good job cataqt

>do it loser
I'll do it soon.
I've just had my late night shower.

And I'm NOT a loser.
W-Wait... that was my plan for you, you can't do this to me!
Good lad, using your time wisely.

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Alright, time for bed gang.
Goodnight all, have a good night/day.

Sweet dreams!

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sleep tight

this thread better not die before i get out

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*performs cpr to the beat of stayin' alive*

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post more

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That's the only one I had....

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thank you cataqt

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>end of workday

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for keeping it bumped

thank you, but German user did most of the work anyway...

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thank you kraut-kun

i thought the first was you for some reason

*keeps the thread alive with annoying singing*

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cute singing

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I am awake

morning

hey qt

Hi hi how's your day

finished my finals, just waiting for my bf to get back from the store

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Still have some tasks to do, but whatever.

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Nice niceee
Still, you put a solid effort in today right?

Leaving bed was a mistake
Congrats, they went alright?