>We run this place
edition
/brit/
bit early you freak
t. W*st coast faggot
It's 8 AM
woof haha
Went to vote today, with the ol' mum. Walked past a guy she later told me was a nonce that molested a 5 year old girl and got 4 years on prison for it. He went in to the voting centre and to be honest should have been denied entry. Can nonces even vote
australians literally live in british heads rent-free lads
>cloudy every day up to the 16th
grr bloody weather
sophie dee lads
Shit I completely forgot that elections was today
>hey mate you got the time
>tilts hand slightly
>yeah it's 5 past 1 mate
>cheers
>hey mate you got the time
>oh yeah, hang on
>roots around in pocket to get phone
>clicks side button to turn on the screen
>*leaves because he's in a hurry*
>yeah it's thirteen-oh-five
>wait where did he go
>why don't i have any friends
>looks back at phone all day
LOVE art hoes
LOVE chokers
LOVE being called daddy
Judging by the fucking state of this 'English' it's a good thing you didn't vote, retard
One time when I was 15 and couldnt buy cigarettes I asked this guy for a spare fag
He rummaged aroudn his coat pocket then showed me the middle finger. A total stranger.
>watching Avengers: Infinity War at the movies
>intense fighting scene between Thor and Thanos
>slouch down my seat and yell, "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD"
>everyone laughs
>start fading away
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "Y-You was aight, white boy"
>Hear "He dead" from one of the girls
this scrote across the street still hasn't taken down his fucking christmas decorations and it's MAY
aren't there council ordinances that prevent this shit? thought he was just having a laugh during month 1 and 2 but now I'm certain that he's mentally ill
laptop thought it'd be hilarious to just freeze randomly for twenty minutes before I got bored and shut it down
seriously want to die now, fucking tired of it all
haha
stranger danger :0
Gonna have to give a presentation in 4 hours 2bqh. I'm properly fucked.
What do?
howling
test
There's two Jehovah QTs that go door to door in my area.
Obviously not your picture, 2 story houses don't exist in Australia
babbys first vpn
did a 10 minute french one yesterday but I actually rehearsed it for hours like a good little runt and it was the best in the class by far
had two separate people literally read their entire thing off a piece of paper while looking up at the class occasionally how the fuck can you be in tertiary education without knowing how to give a decent presentation lmao
going right now lol gonna vote UKIP
feels like I was 17 two seconds ago, but it's actually been 4 years
those are apartments, I'd actually agree with you about two story houses though apart from new developments they basically don't exist
don't understand this meme
this nigga in a finna shoot cuz lmaoooooooooo
Jeremy Corbyn is literally what is keeping the Tories in government
As long as he's leader, Labour won't be in government
Found a great way to get rid of Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses door knocking. When they ask if I live with anyone else I tell them I live with my boyfriend. Their little kike worshipping claws recoil instantly. Once told them I was with my boyfriend after taking their leaflet and the little cretin literally snatched it back off me it's the perfect strategy.
>You do need proof of ID to vote in Bromley, Gosport, Swindon, Watford and Woking where controversial pilot schemes are running.
>Ministers say the scheme will help combat electoral fraud but critics argue it will suppress turnout.
What, suppress turnout for illegal immigrants that don't have a right to vote?
Last proper presentation I did was in year 11 and I barely passed
Would be utterly fucked if I did one today, would have an ol' 'nic 'ttack
Why are women so FUCKING perfect?
UKIP dying is also bringing in fresh blood for the Conservatives. Everyone expects a bad night for the tories tonight but the UKIP vote is collapsing
and i'd rater it stayed that way cos the new ones are all fucking atrocious looking
>has a VPN
>posts strange link
Not clicking it and still know you're a '.
just looked it up, ok, this is epic
Post your current face
Former Ukip leader Nigel Farage has prompted outrage from senior Belgium politicians by claiming that Belgium is not a nation.
Speaking in the European Parliament Farage said: “Belgium is not a nation and maybe that’s why you’re happy to sign up to a higher European level.
“You’re losing folks, you’re losing. Brexit is the first brick out of the wall, you’ll learn the lesson, the days of this project are over. “We want to live in nation-states, not false, artificial creations.”
our fucking guy
I like this version better
disgusting harlot we need Sharia NOW
even Belgians know it's a joke country
Windows 10 is the best operating system since XP. Simple as
just got fired
just got dabbed on
My Dad's side of the family are all tribal life long labour voters and activists. My Nan has old pro-labour war era posters in her house. They told me this year 'There are no Labour supporters in this family any more'. They ALL went lib dem because of Corbyn. While UKIP collapsing is giving the Tories more support, Corbyn is stripping some of Labour's most tribal core voters from the party.
hate when that happens
finna
>Belgian banter
Just got hired at nakedcollection.kp
belgians are cute
Anyone got that 'Identifying countries with Nige' edit and the belgian flag.
>we
love mann schaft
no
Why though? I've voted Tory since I was 18, and even I know can acknowledge Jeremy Corbyn is bringing back Labour to what it should be. Are your family all Blairites or something?
eating a banana like a good little slut
when you get a real job having a watch is a nice thing too
watches just look good too
all 3 should be arrested
Who is the worst British person alive?
the southern gf
bit gay
I wonder if Rome looked like this before it fell.
I've got a good feeling even though
>Finished my interview first
>Finished my group task first
>Only used half the space on the written exercise
It just could have been worse
'
u
peng choon lads
Didn't have cars in Rome did they
need a fanny on my face/my face between two juicy female arsecheeks RIGHT NOW
>tribal Tory voter telling Labour what it should be
You just don't get it mate, it's not for me or you to decide what the opposition 'should be'. We haven't voted for them and probably won't. That side of the family are labour only Blairites though and many other people who have never considered not voting Labour now jumping ship because of him. He's a thorn in Labours side, purely considering voting numbers that is.
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, which you have from God? You are not your own
have sadly never found sauce on this pic
>not already having a job
thought pakis were meant to be industrious contributors to the british economy lads
*snorts a fat line of mandy*
yeah alright mate
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anyone who says vegan food sucks should try a hash brown and tomato sandwich
How fuck do you know, they didn't have cameras either.
deary me
shouldnt use computers past 10pm i reckon
were you there
he cant hold a job because he's a schizo freak who thinks everyone is against him, therefore tries to ruin his relationship with everyone he knows as quick as possible
vegans only eat gay things not wholesome veggies like potatoes
yeah alright doctor who fuck off back there then if you know so much
>Meghan Markle is making Harry do yoga and pressuring him to lose weight
alri grandpa
Try eating that for every meal and see how quickly you end up in hospital.
Well its not like I don't know what Labour should be. Labour has always been about renationalisation, clause IV, public ownership and high taxation of the rich to distribute to the poor and working class. It's not rocket science.
So my question is really, why does your supposedly "Old war era Labour" family members support a blip in Labours history, Blair, over you know, Clement fucking Attlee who was leader of the Labour party in the war era?