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i cropped that back in the day lad
working up in a camp up north for the past month and a half. guess im going to another one soon. kinda gay working nights 6 days/week but 12 hour shifts = good cash. also hard to be a drunk when you're too busy working.
miss u congay~

>6 12 hour days
that blows

>miss u congay~
bit gay

How strict are the camps with alcohol these days? My dad used to go work up north a lot and he nearly got busted for a bottle of hand-sanitizer once.

kek
depends on the camp, this one you are free to drink, see empty cases of beer all the time. even has a lounge but i guess it's only open a couple hours a day when im sleeping. also if you work for suncor i guess you aren't allowed to drink in the camp anyway. i don't work there but the nearest liquor store is 50km south in ft mac and if i start i sure the fuck won't stop so i just restrain myself. guess i could go for the listerine in the vending machine?

>guess i could go for the listerine in the vending machine?
I would advise against bleaching your liver.

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>be Dutch
>make very dark paintings

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>be Virginian
>post Dutch paintings

The contrast with the small bits of light stuff is pretty aesthetic tbqh.

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>be Conwegian
>post about Virginians posting Dutch paintings

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>be american
>

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me as the Tsar

i hate these phone companies
literal fucking scammers ashdjashdjsa
once again these fags 'subscribed' my account to some shit I did not give consent for and wasted about two bucks on this needless crap (that is, 500mb of traffic automatically when basic traffic package is exhausted... funny thing is that this crap didn't even work, it's just plain fucking scam)

I demand islamic gommunism RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>I demand islamic gommunism RIGHT FUCKING NOW
this

no seriously
i'll pol pot the shit out of these fags when the day of the pitchfork comes
cunts WILL refund me my 105,10 rubles and if not I will take it by myself

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do it

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Let the chips fall

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based tatar

nah I'm not

oh, you aren't the russian i was thinking about lol

there was the other guy under russian flag, an ossetian - these aren't tatars but rather an iranian-descended group of people, also known as alans
funny thing they once migrated through the entire europe and ended up with vandals in tunis

Africa belongs to the yellow man.

had to do a paper on why africa is so shit

just write niggers lmao

what was your conclusion?

well it was a response to another paper that said that africa was set up for extraction and their institutions reflect that while America/Canada/Aus were set up for settlement so they actually had to set up some form of rule of law and property rights. I basically just said "yeah lol"

also this

>how to write a paper on why africa isn't shit without explicitly saying it's because of the africans

christ thats difficult

is shit*
herpaderp

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>lol they had no rivers f4m
Guns, Germs, and Steel >>>> memenomics

the author has such a weird name, like that of cryptokikes it's so offputting
didn't read obviously

I don't think their countries being artificial Giga-Belgiums helps either though to be fair

it's almost entirely because the colonial companies had really shitty property systems so they could steal land from the natives and the governments after decolonization never had the chance to set them up because >Cold War. A lot of them just got stuck in conflict traps.

EXPAND DONG

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go away

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Canaanite music
youtube.com/watch?v=59ZqUrMPoXk

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based

woah

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hey

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4

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The only thing worth extracting from Africa are the extravagant and vibrant cultures.

Might get drunk and message that girl again

same

>falling for the fermented jew

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DRINK WITH ME SAVANNAH
yes

I believe you mean distilled

Okay

If dubs, I send her "Have you ever seen two grown men just hold each other and cry?"

jej

if dubs, send her this
"And we have known and believed the love that God hath to us. God is love; and he that dwelleth in love dwelleth in God, and God in him."

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no

ferment
verb
past tense: fermented; past participle: fermented
fəˈmɛnt/Submit
1.
(of a substance) undergo fermentation.
"the drink had fermented, turning some of the juice into alcohol"
synonyms: undergo fermentation, brew; More

reminder that the parable of the talents is the most patrician

was meming
i said distilled because it is liquor and not mere beer.

strangely enough that's what they talked about when I went to church with her that one time

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neat

hmmmmmmmmmmm

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cant decide if I wanna take my mom out to dinner today or go to the gym and wait until next week

go take your mom out you faggot

I'll see if she wants to go today. didn't feel like gym anyways 2bh

>can't do both
fag

>can't do both
>didn't feel like gym
never gonna make it

I would get out late, and I don't wanna make her wait that long to eat.
also fuck off, I had the shits all day yesterday

>el hombre de shad

>i took a shit yesterday so i can't work out today
uh what

>California does it again

no I had actual diarrhea for like 2 days but yesterday was bad.
fucking pizza hut

>eating pizza hut
never gonna make it

>

>pizza
never

It was for the gains
I am skelly

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>
never gonna make it

>eats pizza for gains
Just eat fried porkchops with gravy like a real man

post, you clowns

, you clowns

kinda drunk
kinda sleepy
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It's not even 6PM there why are you sleepy

>kinda drunk

>getting tired from alcohol
n

it happens
t. alcohol pro

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I'm drunk too
what does that have to do with the price of peanuts

you guys just aren't making sense now

are you actually autistic, speaking completely unironically here

I made perfect sense
nice trips

w-who