/brit/
Never 'got' people who wear hats
didn't vote today desu
ugh fuck white people
*whips*
desuarchive.org
the day dave came to /brit/. 1PM. Thursday. 30th november 2017.
what we know so far
>his name is NOT dave (he only does it for the gimmick)
>he lives in Durham
>he's a munter expert
>he owns a 7 year old macbook
>he HATES london
ooo ya bastard ya
all fascists are nonces and homos
must be really sunny where you are though!
sue
your entire culture involved wearing tiny hats at the back of your head
virgie + heeb
is there a worse combination
an ignorant pig-dog american
hmu if you want to be racially abused
you messed with the wrong person
Been farting all day
Done one earlier, smelt like my back was on fire
>His motivation for crawling behind the wall remains a mystery
quite the conundrum indeed
yeah go on
Yeah, but I don't get out much, and don't feel I need a hat when I do
Not religious, grew up in a secular community
A yank who doesn't know his place
bit annoyed that /brit/ isn't 100% white
no starbucks in my city
nigger!
fantasise about ripping in a niqab from a pakis head and revealing her face
i live in brum so i unironically regularly see these
i'm jewish though
Six million ways to die
Choose one
>no starbucks in my city
Going to uni this year at 22 lads
Think i'm gonna lie about my age so the 18 year olds don't see me as the weird old guy
are you a blue?
he just wanted to creep on women the vile pig he deserved to die like that!
>starbucks
vile yank swill
anglos and jews? what's the difference!
look at these insecure mongs lmao
how much of an narcissist do you have to be to post in these threads?
i like how they all give people high ratings so then people will rate them highly in return
sue will appreciate this
youtu.be
posted with this comment
and claret yeah
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever
look at this
>a mere 6,000 brits commit suicide every year
We need to accelerate these numbers lads, it's not enough
hahaha the bit you linked is good but you don't start at time when you embed
There's a Starbucks in my city
Ah yes I must defend m'lady! m'lady is NOT a whore!!!!
I only ever get medium rates on /soc/ surprisingly, if I even get rated at all
But on the /fa/ face critique threads I'm always rated highly
Don't get it
what happened la
First for wishing death on 190 children molested Won't be the last though haha
>watching Siegfried at the opera hall
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "HALLO, DIESER DRACHE WIRD ENDLICH GEDABBEN WERDEN!"
>german guy sucks his teeth and says, "Du bist in ordnung, Junge"
>Hear "Er süß" from one of the girls
>There's a Starbucks in my city
Bryces card is objectively the best.
just look at that font.
Really conflicted over asking the temp out for a drink
Last time I asked a girl out she rejected me with a mixture of panic/disgust/horror
Once posted my face in one of these years ago, got 9/10's even though I've been called ugly to my face irl
Nothing is accurate
Ted is a nice boy
You'd give him a pat on the head, right?
>one away
i crushed my thumb under a plant pot and eventually that nail fell off this was 2 years ago
look at that off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it
anime
there are 5 starbuckses in my city most of them are in shell stations to or on train stations
Would die side by side with anyone on Earth if they are sound.
Wonder what she'd think of Pig Destroyer
agreed
That's weird, my mum slammed my fingers in a door once and the nail fell off and grew back in like a day
BASED orange man
allen > bryce > von patten > bateman
mate got engaged and i thought she was a stunner but on close inspection she's already getting fat. imagine marrying someone who is already piling on the pounds, 10 years down the road it's gonna be nasty
and your toenail got jealous and fell off too?
even me?
Christ can you imagine if Trump said he was anti-Israel?
People call him Literally Hitler enough already, if he took a hard stance against Jews then he would come across as literally BNP tier. Doubt he would have won the election because of the taboo implications
Is this true?
I hate Facebook even more now.
I would love to see the state of you, can you post a pic?
first dickhead moth of the season flapping around me room
yeah i'm a virgin too
no it did not you complete idiotic
toe nail got caught inside by the shoe and lifted up very big and then eventually fell off
Especially an AmeriCAN like yourself if you are sound.
Telecom companies are deliberatly mis-selling their lines to customers. They will sell you a line telling you its "25 meg", giving the impression it's 25MB/s which is 200mbps. When in reality, its 25mbps which is only 3MB/s
i have not a clue how anyone with any regular amount of testosterone can do nofap for longer than a week
seems impossible
is the numale meme going to die off soon
>the nail fell off and grew back in like a day
Make it regret being alive.
thoughts on Netanyahu?
no
if the term numale fades, it'll be replaced by another term to describe the same kind of man
effeminate liberal manchildren are always going to be mocked
it did tho
>tfw worked in an asbestos-laden environment for 3 years
hold me lads
>cop car parked outside
Neighbours getting a grilling for something, not sure what though.
>mate got engaged and i thought she was a stunner but on close inspection she's already getting fat.
is she one of them emperors new clothes kind of girls?
im never mastrubate becasue of my ssri medicens