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sue

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Nigger doing the negroid doowop shuffle in my porch WTF

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there is a no scouser policy sorry :x
pretty common for parties in london as you can expect
whole crew are going anyway ;)

does she own any casual clothes

cool but why isn't the architecture the same as back home?

watch it chrissy

why would i know this?

did you know that southerners pronounce tongue as "tung"
did you know that southerners pronounce class as "claaahs"
truly a baffling species

this is actually me
i am not being ironic

So your game?
*caresses your tight little British arse*

accents are bonkers!

because it applies to 99% of people in first world countries

haha lads to be honest look at my really cool street slang for drugs!!! mandy and ket xDD

no idea, probs the Caribbean influence

Imahjun my soiprise

going on a coke bender this weekend lads!

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british houses are designed to trap heat, don't think that'd work too well in a hot country

Southern softies have sexy accents.

*diz and wonk

stop asking questions

IMAGINE the stank of her STANK

What do you lads call gengis (weed water pipes) in Bongland?

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i think they should demolish those buildings and build grim ones like the ones in britain

The BBC won’t allow it

got the urge to play far cry 2 but then i remember how fucking shit the combat is

the absolute state of irish girls' names

wonder if shell get fat again

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austrian houses are designed to trap women

Nice digits.
Will you be drinking?
Plan on sleeping?

only shave my left bollock exactly every 3 and a half weeks

>black
>British
oxymoron

Must be heavenly

Bong

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I love this meme.

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probably too much dog stew slanty eyed fucker

Reckon that as soon as 190kg commits suicide that it'll spark a new golden age for /brit/

shave my groin balls penis every 3 or so days

you are one cheeky cuss aren't you?

Shit meme

Gf and I having a conversation about how based we think Kanye is

A Shooty Mctoot Bulb

>you are one cheeky cuss aren't you?
that's what they call me yes

tell her hes very based tbqh

Dicklet here, what's it like to have an above average penis?

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pls answer

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you wouldn't believe me if i told you

ummm, that's been around for a while sweetie.

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BASED KANYE mentally BREAKS ENTIRE AFRICAN american populace

The BBC have patented all British traditional architectural styles, you have to attain a permit from them to construct a Victorian/Georgian style house.

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she looks very good with stomach i like

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a bubbly wubbly weed vase

love houses that trap heat
HIGH HEAT
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did you watch the full tmz thing? he's a genius

imagine not doing drugs

sad gimp

Deep meme
Hey Satan, I don't think he has the balls.

would rape

stunning day

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i think men should not be oppressed based on their penis sizes

imagine needing drugs to lead a fulfilling life

so glad im not into capeshit. i tried watching it, but i'm literally, completely unironically, too smart for it.
i can't fathom how a grown adult can actually enjoy it. it's literally just live action anime.

i reckon dutch mental health services should demolish you

I WAS ON OPIOIDS NIGGA!

Bubbleinhaler

*stuns you with a single hook to the jaw*

this

this

smokey bubbly sucker-do

Watched the full one hour Kanye interview with Charlemagne and then the next day Kanye’s rant on TMZ comes out?

Let me tell you I was in Kanye ecstasy

oh shut the fuck up you cringy little sunburnt twat

put one foot into weston-super-mare and i'll vaporise your jaw

Kanye is right. One's thoughts are the true slave driver.

hate druggies who get high just for the sake of getting high/having nothing better to do
LOVE druggies who get high to inspire extremely esoteric and super creative works of art, either poetry or literature or philosophy or songs

some cape films are good raimi spidermans are unironcially good, its the marvel films that have got carried away. guardians of the galaxy 2 was the worst film ive seen in a decent while

Rolled a cheeky spliff lads

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i've had the misfortune of knowing capeshit "fans". they are actual mongs, usually have brown eyes and are short. Fat noses, chubby cheeks, saxon heritage. Stubby little fat swarthy niggers that "relate" to CGI characters of the Hulk lmao

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it's even worse than anime. at least anime has cute girls. capeshit only has muscle bound men
really makes one ponder doesn't it

I'm actually English on a VPN

I went on a coke binge and wrote a novella over a weekend which I don’t intend to do anything with

i went to see avengers 3 alone in sunday
wasnt worth the money or the shame

is a slow intense masturbatory session art

remember paolo di canios fascist regime at sunderland

Thanks for the kind thoughts user, but having below average girth is pretty pathetic. I should know, I'm a girthlet myself.

Let's be honest for a brief moment. If you're not getting high to blow off steam you might not be creative in the first place.

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