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the incels need feminism 2bh

ey
enough of that

distract her with the cum sock or shit jar.

micky mcseething

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Everything below this thread is my part of the thread.
pls no tuch

New business idea: Ban all Irish people from /brit/

not had a wank since last night and i'm about ready to burst lads
this is gonna be a fat wank sesh tonight

business idea: ban all british people from /brit/

imagine watching that snoozefest instead of the salzburg game
dumb yank

cor blimey

What is Infinity War about?

shit bottle needs emptying.

man like

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from the front i'm at least 6/10, maybe even a 7/10 in good lighting, but from the side i'm a 0/10. my profile is fucking disgusting.

solidarity to the workers

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Anyone remember MC Devvo?

youtube.com/watch?v=BNaCHXrnr9U

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/brit/ shall become the new Kurdish ethnostate

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fuck off with all the lit nonsense

not funny looking back

Incels are feckless losers that don't put any effort into themselves or into talking to women then blame other people, or genetics etc. for their failures

shit that soyboys think is "bold" and "daring", even though they're all obviously gonna magically come back to life in the next film

The archetypal saxon

no mate never heard of him, not sure most people have.

incels are a danger to society

Europe

>ottoshits
>owning that much of arabia
blobbing cunt

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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want to do ket but HATE the idea of snorting drugs

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Got to admit it was funnier when I was in school.

strawpoll.me/15629107

>quantifying beauty

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put it in your bum then

giant purple alien needs to get 6 stones to make 50% of the living life forms in the universe disappear

you can barely feel it lad

Where did all the Chavs and Goths go? You don't see them anymore, especially Goths.

where do meme s come from? they always seem to come out of nothing (no not from my moms cunt)

funny shit back in the day

he went shit when he became too famous and appeared on tv

EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT

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just got to bear it out lad. Its a fucking grim one too but hey ho

yes daddy

a war innit

women dont want to talk to me so i fail at the first hurdle despite working on my appearance etc. just seems a bit pointless ultimately.

give me a bit of advice lad, don't want to khole the first time

do I eyeline about 50mg? rolled up note? never snorted nowt

ketamine is one of the better drugs to snort.

goths are now xanny popping freaks

Devvo recently did this before he took his channel down. You might enjoy it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4FWuCwjCe3c

*I think women don't want to talk to me so don't bother and/or sabotage myself

got you x

>place a "hold at location" on my package because I thought it would be faster
>System takes 24 to 48 hours to update

Gonna camp out and wait for the Chad truck driver to roll up and show him who's boss hog.

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Both dead subcultures
Closest are roadmen and sadindie lot now I think

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milking that isnt he

Oh that a fortuitous meteor would pierce my cranium

goths and emos have become unrecognizable lad
they all listen to rappers like lil peep and bladee and pop prescription anti anxiety meds
long gone are the days of my chemical romance and blink 182

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Just shower bro

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for england, bane?

dunno lad, i've only ever done ket once and i was beaked up to fuck so i don't know if i felt it properly
i was just saying snorting stuff up your nose doesn't usually hurt or anything

those aren't goths

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and you say “Let me tell ya something” and “I just wanna say this.”

no mate, you wantto k hole

Good amount that but ease yoursellf into it line by line. Set up somewhere lovely to just lie back. Maybe watch ot listen to something and wait for it to kick in. Also I reckon just as you come down from md is best though mate

Brit on vacation here

what are they then?
what do modern goths look like?

FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL A FART FROM AN ENGLISH BUM

Do women find this attractive?

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>one cm of bone can change your life
its over if youre not chad

>POOSENAL

WENGA OUT

dunno mate, let me just ask them

gothboiclique

these posts? brill

as a woman I can tell you no

It was a fitting end to an era though.

me an the lads doing this next time we meet aye

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Dude just be nice to women and show them you respect them

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Where will He go?

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really disingenuous image
hate this incel shit where they think doing shit like "mewing" will change your facial structure and how they use proper medical terms to describe parts of the face
proper fucked up stuff
and this is coming from an actual virgin freak

im gay and while I'd say he's too veiny and not a 10/10 he's still attractive. The unattractiveness is far less most things

So many content from Jow Forumsbraincels get's reupped here. /brit/ is like reddit now

alright kholes about 100mg right, think I'll split that into about 4 lines?

beto o'rorke is going to win lads

>what are they then?
neo"goth"-thots

old goths don't exist anymore

any /rorke/ man in tonight

would you find this absolutely disgusting if they were girls?

Ozil just signed a new contract
Wenga will probably take some time off, take a siesta then manage the English NT after they get knocked out of the group stage in the WC

gays and women have very different tastes in men

checked

Ho nononono

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So you're agreeing with him then you fucking spastic
Fuck off Teresa

In what way is this not massively bent.

>i may be a virgin but im NOT an incel, those guys are meanies!!

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