/cum/

door edition

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pawz edish

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Asian pride worldwide

Got me there, but I see you on here at earlier times as well and on weekend

These doors are the back exits of Taco Bells in bad areas FYI

>socially retarded/outcast weeb doesn’t go out and socialize

wow shocker

is this from an antarctic installation or something?

why do autismos like to blame their lack of a sex life on having a small height or penis rather than on poor social skills

I went to a bar and the movies literally 2 days ago, but ok

delete this you fucking retarded redditor

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how was it?

Why do niggers smell like poop? Haven't they heard of bathing?

Socializing is for retarded normalfags
Fuck off

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>Socializing is for retarded normal fags

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Inform me of your current place of residence so that I may ease your grief by getting you some fuck.

White pride worldwide

why do white people drink pellegrino

went with 2 girls, we talked about the movie then they derailed it into talking about theater and stagecraft

go to watch the tail end of Real-Bayern tho

Would you rather save
A cute kitty or
A subhuman nigger
Choose wisely

Prove me wrong

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it literally is

i want to join the towns annual ball hockey tourney but i don’t have any friends haha

two girls made him pay for their movie tickets and ignored him the whole time then when he tried to strike up an autistic conversation about the comic and the movie adaption they just started talking to each other about cocks

how do you like my new mug /cum/?

this tea is greatly improving my mood

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the fug is ball hockey?

like ice hockey but on grass and with a ball

drinking a passionfruit la croix right now guys

hockey with a ball instead of a puck, played on foot or on roller blades

hockey with an rubber ball on asphalt instead of a puck and ice

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Its hockey with a ball, retard.

oh, you mean field/street hockey

I have dreams of spending my summer hanging out with friends and romancing a gf. I have two months left to make this possible.

Imagine being this stupid

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that's field hockey and it's exclusively for women

why the fuck are you playing field hockey?

oh shit I got that wrong, that's field hockey

i realized my mistakethink my female cousins played field hockey a bunch

>I watch/play hockey

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in new zealand field hockey is a guys sport

get a summer job working in a team if you can, best bet

>how do you like my new mug /cum/?
It's a very cute mug desu
>tea
eww /cum/ is a strict coffee general please never mention t*a here ever again

Is the distinction between east coast and west coast in the USA similar to the north/south divide in England?

I'm dual citizenship, UK, it's my duty

but thank you I think it's a very cute mug too :)

no, the only big distinction is either the weather, rap scene(biggie/tupac), or muh 13 colonies vs muh Cascadia

geographically yes, it's a far greater distinction but culturally not really so much

Imagine liking nigger music
Yikes

>tfw no republican canada
>canada will always have a sovereign
>mackenzie was a failure
>tfw no rich revolutionary history

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Revolution? Watch your tongue, dog.

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Bit too many Canadians ITT

apparently "sexual surrogates" are a thing and about the closest we can get to government issued gfs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_surrogate

>tfw

Though if I were actually serious, Mackenzie would have just had us join the states and that would have sucked huge cocks

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just did a masturbation

/SnK/

please fug off

Going to be honest with you, buds.
I do not like niggers

Wrong

/cum/ is a tea general

No need to be rude

As a Volga German, I am offended that one of my fellow Aryans would waste his precious sperm.

donuts are the greatest invention ever

>/cum/ is a tea general

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>tea

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got my short term disability extended, 3 more weeks of being a paid NEET basically

we need to respect our british heritage and abandon coffee

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>I love tea
>I also love niggers

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youtube.com/watch?v=zD72ByNtTLE

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call it a soyboy movie idc
it is the best movie of the decade

youtube.com/watch?v=CWnYIb2lqpo

Shit buds I'm autistic

shit I just realized next year we'll have a load of shit about the greatest xyz of the decade

or will we? I just assume that's gonna be a thing, in 2010 I would have been 10/11 so I don't remember

>in 2010 I would have been 10/11 so I don't remember
lol fuck off baby boy

all this talk makes me want to make some tea

Man is a featherless bird.
Only those without virtue will disagree.

no

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I thought you were cool
Now I hope you get killed and raped by niggers

send me a cuppa

*plucks a chicken*
BEHOLD, PLATO'S MAN

what is this?

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gonna go to sleep. Take care of cana for me

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saw three niggers today
that's the most ive seen all year
maybe we are being replaced

Don't like niggers
Just thought I'd let you guys know

gn

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What state, bud?
Must be nice to only see barely any nigger. I see about 20-30 niggers a day maybe more

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maine
islamic somali niggers who arent even americanized keep coming here

>fucking niggers can't stand them
>why can't I get a gf lads

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on the topic of niggers there's a funny story on the news here right now
group of four cops went to an asylum center to grab a nigger up for deportation and send him back home
got attacked by 150 wild niggers in the center
had to retreat and the nigger went hiding

few days later an armed police squad storms the place and takes some niggers into custody

now they're all crying about bad treatment kek
fuck niggers
should OF glassed that whole building

>tfw too tired to be productive but not tired enough to go back to sleep

know that feel too well

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Wisconsin here
Don't know where these niggers came from, but they have to go back or be lynched
89071899
Fuck off nigger loving Canadian

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wisconsin is my home
i hate niggers too btw can we be friends and eat some cream puffs together on the state fair

>being unironically racist in the 21st century
one can only hope it's actually ironic

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89071967
Do not come here. I regret telling you about Wisconsin
If you come I will beat you up. Pic is me

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will heem the shit out of you

>having morals in the 21st century

89071986
Fuck off nigger loving Canadian.
Hope you gets aids

you know, that's actually true

read
act
save lives

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should I go to a class day trip tomorrow, or just ditch

Wisconsin is the poor man's Minnesota

what are you nerds talking about?

hell yes you should go, where are you headed?

where is the trip?

>Wisconsin is the poor man's Minnesota

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it's true you know

ditch and shitpost on Jow Forums instead