You wake up in South Italy
You wake up in South Italy
Owen Morris
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Evan Gray
it is true
southern italians are retarded
only retards would build cities around volcanos
Kevin Garcia
I go back to sleep
Jayden Butler
I get a pizza
Jeremiah Powell
The smell of too much hair gel and corruption plugs my nose, I have to escape from the manlets and find an airport
Thomas Davis
i hold my breath and go to the nearest train station and take the train to northern italy where i take a deep breath and smile because i am surrounded by real humans and clean air
Elijah Thomas
I am finally happy
Juan Long
Arrogant n*rdoids
Luis Kelly
Canada is officially NORDIC
Samuel Thompson
>clean air
OH NONONONONONO
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Camden Cox
Walk around until I hear someone speak Romanian and then proceed to ask to help me go home. Alternatively stay there and find a cute paesana to settle down with.
Brandon Murphy
Enjoy sunshine
Parker Cox
*instantly gets sunburn*
Carter Allen
*enjoys tan*
*gets super-kino food for super-cheap*
*sits by the sea*
*larps as a Roman*
*say "ey dis gladiator boutta getta dabbed on"*
*hear "lui รจ carino" from one of the Guaglia*
Asher Campbell
look down and ask one of the gnomes how I ended up here
Henry Carter
They don't like romanian soyboys
Jaxson Morgan
Cool.
Logan Wood
>whip out phone
>start taking pictures of brownest manlets I can find
>report back to Jow Forums with definite proofs of Italy being non-white
>also claim the pictures were taken somewhere in the north
Levi Martinez
Arrogant n*rd
Jayden Russell
based
Owen Jackson
>go to south italy
>every guy under 40 has a beard
>and a gf
Ian Turner
go to the nearest Swedish embassy
Juan Murphy
kek
Thomas Roberts
yes please
Colton Evans
bien!
Kayden Gomez
Well though luck for them since there's a bunch of Romanians hanging around there.
Henry Hughes
Why romanians go to south italy? move to one shithole to another one has no sense. (i'm not insulting you, i live in a shithole too)
Liam Anderson
Be glad im back on my ancestors homeland
go to the nearest church and thank santa maria for it
James Hernandez
It's slightly less of a shithole, and still more relatable to Romanians than the north.
Camden Gray
what's it like amongst portu-bunda-negra hybrids?
Ryder Reyes
What's some good "mumble rap"?
Adrian Sanders
you tell me.
many of them in ireland.
Owen Mitchell
That picture is too low res. What is the original ? Looks like a dream place
Wyatt Jackson
i think it is in the sicily... zafferana etnea < catania < sicily.
my ancestors :))))))))))))))))
Jackson Collins
Ryder Wood
Wow, good luck on that hellhole.
William Green
its obviosly naples
look at the vesuvius
Sebastian Allen
oh my bad, i thought it was the Etna.
Dylan Edwards
I vomit due to the over whelming stink of garbage.
Josiah Gomez
The etna is a bit more in the countryside, not directly by the sea
Lucas James
Based, always remember that Italy finishes with river Po
Adam Ross
>Naples
>dream city
OH NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO
Ryder Roberts
Zitto animale.
Gavin Walker
It is the pinnacle of Italy
Dylan White
I take my rightful place as Kang of the 2 Sicilies
Kayden Martin
Enjoy sunshine
Logan Murphy
>sunshine
*hair gel and poverty