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don't like how this looks

Doug, you're a fucking cunt

Please give sauce

played lots of sport (rugby, cricket, tennis and rowing) until I was 15
I quit sport just as I should've started getting into girls pants, at the time I was fairly good with girls in my year, but then I quit sports and imposed isolation on myself and spent the rest of secondary playing dark souls and listening to shoegaze
I could've made it lads

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You benders always complain when the aussie makes an early new yet you all slow your posting down when the thread hits 270 in anticipation of a new

Utter hypocrites

>someone's gonna cry and make a new and spam it until we move

=\__O__/

pathetic humblebrag

getting my degree from a glorified community college soon

Don't let your employer find out you're a virgin.

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just had a fantastic wank to japanese twinks

Are you skullets or facelets?

The benefit of long intestines obviously being that you digest your food better, meaning you can get more nutrition from food, and take longer to shit.

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Why is so much ket from India

it's "Doctor" Shipman, actually

*squints*
I'll have the general tso's chicken and a large lo mein for pickup

It's manual labor for virgin freaks like me

big difference between virgin and incel, incels have a god awful attitude problem and an extreme sense of entitlement

Fuck sake all I want is some fucking ket and there's about 8 million different versions of it on the markets

Are you a brainlet?

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everyone knows phrenology is bunk science you fucking spastic spotty

Yes good goy hahaha

Unless you are asexual, 'virgin' and 'incel' are the same thing

Are you incel if you attract women but not above avg looking women like these?

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boggles my mind that an irishman would talk about phrenology, the whole field has literally nothing good to say about Irish phenotypes

PENIS INSPECTION DAY

they're both the same thing, one is just pacified and the other is angry

Marathoning the MCU over the long weekend. Iron Man to Infinity War.

It's mad ting

t. recessed chin subhuman that wanks to doujins because girl's stomachs flip when they lay eyes on you

esketamine

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want to summon a rare flag

Anybody seen wacky bruce???

why is lefts face so low
and right is a mess

alri

Can smell the soy seeping out of your pores from here.

left looks slavic, right looks like an israeli jew

It's my birthday today!

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Encountered a horrid woman today who made me angry
Then I encountered a nice woman and she lost her smile when she saw me

ordinary day

how can guys you live with yourselves?

Could hear you quivering as you typed out that you bent leaf twat

They are kike females

Iron Man was dope

alri

vile antisemite

lads what is the best Caribbean island to vacation at? I'm thinking either Turks and Caicos or Curaçao

typical yank expert on race

Ryan

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no you cant
be quiet

alri

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Toil upon the morrow mein niegars.

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have led an extremely pathetic miserable life

based

only somewhat entertaining thing I've ever seen you post Doug

has a bigger chad than GG Allin ever existed?
>real name is actually Jesus Christ
>literally dug his own grave in the basement as a child because his dad was a mentalist who wanted to kill him
>was penpals with john wayne gacy
>made songs about fucking children
>would regularly fight fans on stage regardless of their gender
>routinely self harmed himself on stage with any nearby sharp instrument
>literally ate his own shit on stage on a regular basis
>his final show ended in a riot
>arrested 53 times
>originally wanted to commit suicide on stage
>died of a heroin overdose - the most chad drug
>requested to be buried in his iconic piss and shit stained jockstrap and a bottle of jim beam
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Because I genuinely feel like humanity needs me for a greater purpose

Stupid bent leaf twat fly to jamaica and get killed by the natives for being a batty boy

You assume an Irishman would trust Brits to get anything right.

Although to be honest I do not think I look like most Irish apart from in the region my father comes from, and even then I only see the resemblance up to a certain extent.

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happy birthday turt

doug is seething hahaha

the words you use and the films you enjoy mean you are either a 100% soy composed manchild organism, or 12

>has a bigger chad than GG Allin ever existed?
Seth Putnam

What's your current emotional status?

Me? I'm seething with rage.

I'm sorry but her appearance is a mess
she can do better

>Although to be honest I do not think I look like most Irish apart from in the region my father comes from

uh oh
seamus's mam got PLANTER'D

not sure if that's Chad or just mentalist, lad

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roasties utterly fuming, senseless foaming at the mouth rage at the thought that lesser men want sex

Leaf is pure shaking can fucking scope him out from a crowd of his fellow rat kind

based

how are sex workers not a commodity?

alri

winning strategy

T'would be Cuba if you wanted the whitest experience.

No, you read it the wrong way round. My mother was a half-Gael half-Norman, father purest Gaelic phenotype.

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Guess the pixelised brit poster.

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According to recent data from the ONS this could be the best behaved generation of young people since the social and cultural upheavals of the 1960s.

Two decades after Oasis sang about cigarettes and alcohol, millennials are abandoning both in favour perhaps of long bike rides or flat white coffee.

The data is striking. Over a quarter of young adults in britain today are teetotal.

Teenage pregnancy and sexually transmitting infections have fallen significantly.

Are Dua

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the girl at 5:20 had it coming tbf

Every night I pray to God that Canada: the faggot chink empire is eviscerated by unfathomable natural forces and entirely removed from this Earth.

that's doug's face isn't it?

the east-african lookism alcoholic uncle tom
forget his name

happy birthday lad

> Senior Tory in Wandsworth tells me it’s looking “tough” after late surge in turnout late in day... and that some of the new GE voters from last year appear to have turned out again....

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>unfathomable natural forces

you can call us the United States of America, we don't mind :)

Happy birthday cunt
*hands you a durry and a single pinger*

>empire
das right huwite boi

>the faggot chink empire
>head of state: Elizabeth II

said no person ever!

found a new marvel 'fu

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Yes.
Who is this one?

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gave up trying to buy ket

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the bluecheck horde

the future would genuinely be decent without non-white people

You couldn't fathom a fresh salad fat cunt

*says*

stop whitesplaining people of color