My mom lets my girlfriend sleep over but we can't sleep in the same room

>my mom lets my girlfriend sleep over but we can't sleep in the same room

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>i have a girlfriend

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>sneaking out after mom is asleep to fool around on the living room couch or in one of the rooms furthest from her bedroom and having to stifle moans and try to not wake her up

some of the hottest memories of my youth la

god bless

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>introduce my girlfriend to my parents
>after about half an hour, dad tells my mom it's time to go grocery shopping
>they usually shop on Sundays and it's Thursday
>dad calls me over to the garage as my mom is getting her purse
>tells me there's a box of condoms in the dresser
>girlfriend is staying over for the night as well
>several hours later when we're done eating dinner, he tells us "not be loud" as he goes upstairs to bed (my room was on the ground floor)

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>tfw never had to sneak around because my parents weren't against it and my gf's parents seemed to have accepted that she'll be having sex

>anons mommy wanted his son to be a pure virgin
that's pretty cute

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You missed out then, sneaking around was half the fun.

>having friends
>having girlfriends
I need to leave this board

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did u have sex

>gfs mom has an office (?? place where therapists work with their patients) at home
>sneak out to the opposite side of the house
i guess high school wasnt that bad

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Fuck off normalscum

>tfw you have your own apartment and let your gf moan so that your neighbors will hear it

the bull was prepped in another room

Lmao go push your cuck fantasies onto other people

and come to bed, yes. Let's cuddle.

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lol

Sneaking around was what we did at school
My school had several areas where people would go to fuck
A couple of them got found out by the faculty

Yes

>invites GF over so KARA BOGA can plow her in the other room while I play with my cardboard

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was it gud

>teenager sex
>anything but awful

Cirno is HUGE

>be gay
>have sleepover
>mom says "no girls!"
>mfw

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This meme fucking sucks.

>Didn't get a gf until I was 19
>Always super autistic about bringing her home despite parents encouraging it
tbf if she wasn't a textbook schizophrenic suicidal borderline psychopath I wouldn't even have had a gf to bring home

I hope to one day experience the thrills of young, passionate love.

>tfw mom is psycho freak and never let me bring people to our house to let me go to other people's houses so i am a virgin incel

>tfw i don't need to sneak girls in because my mom bones me all the time