/brit/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_the_British_Isles
>Ireland
JUST

Stacey

listening to some of the music

The wrath of God lies sleeping. It was hid a million years before men were and only men have power to wake it. Hell aint half full. Hear me. Ye carry war of a madman's making into a foreign land. Ye'll wake more than the dogs.

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t. east brit

spanish republican songs are based
youtube.com/watch?v=xjJO6PFgoYs

absolutely would

*does a poo on your face*

Ireland and Italy
One race
One face

>playing predrinks with my mate's flat
>got a bit drunk so i started flirting with this cute fresher girl
>we start playing never have I ever
>couple of rounds go by without incident
>it's the cute freshers turn
>she looks me dead in the eye and says "Let's separate the men from the boys. Never have I ever been a virgin at uni."
>no-one drinks but me
>everyone laughs while she smirks at me

This was the precise moment I realised women are evil.

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used to be an irishman on here who would argue the toss about ireland not being part of the british isles or something
cant remember his reasoning

starting to storm outside

getting a bit afraid

*were you illiterate cretin

bloody hell why is cat shit smell so particularly rancid

post it and if it's not good terengi ingengi you better feel ashamed

Listening to brotherhood by new order on vinyl lads

I used to think I was unique/
I saw myself as the pinnacle peak/
Then I got cut down a notch/
I learned to sit and watch/

I told my girl I couldn't provide/
I wasn't feeling good inside/
I felt like I had nearly died/
I was hurting, lost my pride/

I have every reason to be mad/
I have every reason to shed tears/
My mind is so full of fear/
I don't think I'll make it far from here/

she obviously wants to deflower you
women love that shit
go for it, sounds hot

nah

you can lie you know, user

prolly me shitposting

based

eww smelly

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there he goes again
on and on about virginity
poor lad

KILL AL ARGIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

forgot to turn my ps4 off
it's been on for at least 5 days ahahaha

Incel pride world wide

fan of scotland, fan of NI, fan of ireland, can take or leave wales simple as

>his reasoning
he drank

GOOD post

thats so funny

I lost my virginity in high school to my then gf at 17.
I don't know how you can finish high school and not have sex. Get either a gf or a prostitute, simple as

>Incel pride world wide

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dtlrp0xsx-Y

tune

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getting the daily dose of virgin freak spiel

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makes me sad the way people look so tired and frantic right before they die
an utter look of defeat in their eyes

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What's your PSN name I'll add you

WHAT THE ARGIE DESERVES: DEATH

the canadian phenotype

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Why aren't their any movies about the Falkland war?

FONT

*starts bhangra dancing*

probably are but not much happened except a few argies getting battered

Nah I ended up losing it to an thicc latina in the end. Reckon fatarsed Spanish girls should be wards of the state charged solely with taking autistic STEMlads virginities. She was exactly what I needed.

there's that one song from that cringe metal band sabaton
good enough?

lost my virginity at 18 to a girl i met on chatroulette

bf2 mod i play has a falklands map and the argies are represented by the paki faction haha

good read lads

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My mate was there and he already knew. No way he would let me get away with it.

It all balances out though because my current gf didn't lose hers until 25 (when I took it). So our average age is 21 - a late bloomer

fucking idiots

*dabs on you*

there's a serial killer ITT

alliance surge

two plus two is four
two plus two is four

tragic

youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXAm0jqd0

banger this

my dad is an incel

So odd to think that 'incel' is now mainstream

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Orfhlaith Pengley

Wahey

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great
the leafs ruined the word chad now

I haven't heard of nads before

not really, loved her a lot at the time and was batting way above my league with her, so can't complain

haha

Mad how incelphobic assholes like this can spew their hatred without repercussions

Hivemind

plied cumry

screaming lads

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back in my day we called incels virgin freaks

*smashes yours*

Everything new or interesting in modern discourse is either regurgitated nostalgia porn, or stolen from esoteric, obscure cultures like Jow Forums.

incel subhumans are the laughing stock of the entire world lmao

I'm an incel and white

hate being a brown virgin lads

I'm a black british incel

CAPITAL. GAINS. TAX.

hope there's more incel terrorism in the future

>Everything new or interesting in modern discourse is either regurgitated nostalgia porn, or stolen from esoteric, obscure cultures like Jow Forums.

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is an incel forum with usernames more or less pathetic than Jow Forums do you reckon

thought there was blood in my snot but it was just my finger poking through the tissue

Nonsense
Black bulls have their pick of the litter when it come to qt white girls

i'm a virgin and i'm good looking
i don't pursue sex and any girl who's into me isn't worth my time, simple as

>Ethnicel

ROARING

lmao my governor's about to get impeached lads

what a wild ride it's been

Wow! Maybe if you post this in /cum/ people will actually care, mutt.

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Lmao

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Need a black gf

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2017

>oh you're a virgin, I guess that must mean you're kind of shy, maybe a bit strange but that's cool

2018

>oh you're a virgin, please don't kill me and rape my corpse

Goddamn I'm glad I lost it last year. If you haven't and you're over 20, that's basically it for you now, right? Game over.