"Wtf is there to do for fun in ur country user?"

fuck off goblina

what do you guys do for fun?

When people ask me that I always ask back:
"Do you know how to dance?"

>fistfight horses
best suggestion

how good are you at dancing?

not to worry, we have quite the array of amusing pastimes!

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no seriously, what do you guys do for fun in germany?

Genocide. Its why most Germans are miserable these days.

I'd recommend going to the beach and hiring kayaks, sail boat, swimming etc. Beautiful coastline

British Chicken is a great game.
The game is that you step our of your house with a butter knife or a menacing looking stick and quickly run across the road and then back into your house.
Huge adrenaline rush for the rest of the day as you dont know if the police are going to knock on your door.

youtube.com/watch?v=onGVnKxQlxQ
well its not technically a fistfight but you get on top of these strong creatures to try to cut their mane in order to avoid parastyes

This is why north spain is the last place in europe with wild horses, besides north germany

Mate we don't talk about that shit on the internet or the police bust your door down and hit enter while you are in the middle of a sente

well at least you wont get shot by the cops, that is a decent enough of a thrill ride.

Mostly drinking (with friends and at various festivities if possible); I figure that's what most everyone around the world does.
You also have some really good Eastern-European prostitutes I'm told and gaming is also pretty big. Other than that I don't know; cops don't really have time for anyone but the kingpins so that might give you some ideas.
It's basically a giant free-for-all except Germans usually lack the fantasy for that to escalate.

>Mostly drinking
bar or do you guys make a grill/cookout?
>You also have some really good Eastern-European prostitutes
meh
>gaming is also pretty big
What games?

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Uhh.. drink I guess
My other hobbies are racially excluding, so you can't come, sorry

Snow lmao

well in flanders what people like to do is pretty much this
>spend life being a goody two shoes suburban dwelling estate car driving bicycle helmet wearing cuck
>realize your life has been completely pointless on your deathbed

in the french part people mostly spend vlaams geld for fun

>vlaams geld
?

I saw a nigger every day selling shit like that

But he is so hard worker, he always get up early and stand for hours selling his shit and not even the paragonian weather stops him from going to his job

They are not bad people, but we all know what happens if the city were full of niggers

>calls him a hard worker and not a bad person but also calls him a nigger

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I really liked Ghent and Antwerp

>tfw live in california
i wonder where i would start? i'm guessing i would take her to the beach, first

Hahaha, Argentina and its people are a clusterfuck of retards!

>vlaams geld
>

Not him, but at least where I am from (east) grilling is more popular then going to a bar
About gaming, I guess its pretty standard, altough a lot of rural bois like ne enjoy autistic shit like Farming Simulator a lot

Pic can go to Moskov and be protitutka

Drink
Hunt
Pretty much as good as it gets

Other than drinking, there is literally nothing to do here

I've heard foreign friends say he have a nice nightlife because most clubs don't close at 2 am or some shit. Going hiking in the mountains is also pretty fun. If you're lucky you'll maybe see a bear and not get mauled. The Danube Delta has more wildlife than you can shake a stick at and you can quickly get to the seaside if you want to party. Also Dracula and lots of beautiful old churches.

What's the general opinion on black chicks in Russia ?

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Eat pastizzi until your arteries are clogged
Sex by the blue Mediterranean sea
Blowing up an unwanted person
Blasphemy competitions

My big ass dick

How can she be black as coal but have such beautiful features? It's doing things to my hormones.

Dutch fun includes spending money in trendy places in various hip city centres

>What's the general opinion on black chicks in Russia ?
Exotic prostitute with aids

Honestly can't go wrong with a proper beach date

Eating tapas in a bar with some friends, cursing other regions of the country for one reason or another, soccer, drinking, bullfighting, throwing tomatoes at each other and laughing at Portugal and its irrelevance

>hosting eurovision
>awesome soccer team
>irrelevant

This, black-black people are really hard worker, I bought them a Coke cane (creo que así se dice latita) ever I can

I sit on Jow Forums all day and eat out at restaurants for lunch

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"Nigger" is still used casually in many parts of the world. It's not meant to be full of racist hatred like Americans would interpret it. More like when you would call the Irish "the Paddies", just tribalist slang

Sorry, fun is whites only.

>Assuming that Eurovision is an important event

Fun is a 3rd world concept, we only have work and alcohol here.

>soccer
T. Mutts in disguise