Born too late for war

>born too late for war
>born too early for war
>born just in time for comfy anglobux

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have you ever sucked q*ebec dick so hard you show up every time they make a thread even though it's 4:17 am in france?

>quebec is a shithole who rely on our money
>well then we'll just go and create our own nation
>n-n-n-n-nOo yUO caNt dO tHAT!?!
>fine whatever now give me your money angloboy
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Should have left you fuckers to the FLQ when we had the chance.

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>making fun of him for posting a thumbnail is sucking his dick
woah...

t. gives greenland danebux

nobody would've come to that conclusion though...

Big wars will arrive in first world countries in less 20 years. Don't be naive. Overpopulation, climate change, climatic refugees, wars refugees, racism etc

(and it's a good thing)

>being alive in 20 years

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I would love to see how the millenial soyboy generations handles combat. The FPS nerds probably won't be affected by the act of killing as much as the young lads of 1914, but I seriously doubt their physical capacities. The amount of physically fit young men here is probably 15-20%.

>triggered

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>mfw I spot anglo tourists approaching me and I'm getting ready to pretend not to speak a word of english

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>anglo tourist tries to be polite and speak to me in horrible danish
>reply in french
>he starts to cry

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>Anglo tourist asks me for directions
>reply in perfect English but lead him to the opposite of where he wanted to go

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>go to small stores in ottawa
>leave if the owner can't serve me in french

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>overpopulation

an anglo meme that the Quebecois didnt believe in back in the day, thats why they grew from 30,000 to millions of people.

>see frog walking up to me at work
>asks me for help in french
>want to pretend I only speak english
>remember I am required, BY LAW, to speak to him in his gutter-speak

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>go to toronto
>stupid anglo bitch yells at me for speaking french
>tell her she is on french land and slap her stupid face

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If I go to Vancouver can I demand that people speak to me in French?

oh no no no
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its only federal employees that have to be bi-lingual. so certainly if you when to the town-hall or or a via-rail station you'd be able to get service in french.

i knew french ppl were all bullies

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Gonna try this next time I'm there.

yes.
The earth is insufficient.
Noah's ark is full.

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just remember, the further away you are from french Canada, the less its put into practice. in Ontario, every fed speaks french but there are parts of western Canada where they don't even bother making french lessons mandatory bc they know most kids will never use it. so in a city like Vancouver it'd work fine, but if you're in a smaller town they might say tough luck no one speaks french.

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