Hello user, I'm your new psychologist, let's talk about your social life, when was the last time you had sex

>Hello user, I'm your new psychologist, let's talk about your social life, when was the last time you had sex

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b-back dat ass up, h-haha

in about 2 minutes time in your closet.

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I mean, uh, it's not all that exciting; can we talk about the last time you had sex instead?

See questions like that is why I suffer in silence

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I thought that your psychologist was a ugly manlet like you jorge

Like probably 1 am Saturday. I haven't seemy gf since early Sunday morning.

Never.

he is, but i will go to an autism center in a few days and my new psychologist could be a cute female, but it doesnt matter because i dont think she is gonna give me blowjobs

>i dont think she is gonna give me blowjobs
Have you tried asking them nicely?

Are psychologists taught in their ethics classes to not have sex with patients?

Go to the gym then force them to give you blowjobs

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14th of February.

Did you get a Valentine's Day discount?

Last summer was the last full sex session, fucked a little on New Years but that barely counts

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Yes. Patients falling for their psychologist is extremely common.

Yes, i was so lonely that day and i called escort. But shortly after that one girl called me for a dinner and it was very uncomfortable for me.

they do suck your dick if youre goodlooking but chads dont go to therapy because it is a scam created to make ugly people less miserable

it doesnt work if ur not retarded at all

does he count the bar?

B-but that's my private life...

there is no proof that a single retard has ever had his dick sucked. at least i couldn't find reliable info on google.

t. single retard

Oh...

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I refuse to have sex before marriage

Do you see yourself marrying within the foreseeable future?

Forseeable? No I dont think so

2010

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