/cum/

beautiful. i hope she's charming, too

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>russian girl on Interpenis telling me she can help me with the language
As if I'm genuinely interested

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thanks, she is.

>when a bottle of wine doesn't really get you drunk
huh

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Pouring my late night cup of 'lent before beddybye

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>expecting to get drunk off a bottle of wine

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it gets a you little bit tipsy

>mom drank the beer before i could
Moving out, buds.

guys who wanna be my friend

Greetings

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kill me

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*sucks teeth*

hello underage

Cant sleep buds

powerful...

sweet pop music

Do you work on a cruise ship?

would using a standard bic lighter in a bathroom be loud enough to raise suspicion?

thinking of getting back into jiu jitsu or muay thai, lads. too old to do both, but i gotta get back to sparring something

what

terrorist general is that way

Hello 22 year old babby drinker

Haven't been on Jow Forums in 3 - 4 years, what have I missed?

leave

Hi

Im cara from sinaloa, you can ask me questions.

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hello underage

the only thing worth mentioning

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reminder to join my server

discord.gg/xm7sKh

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the absolute state of jerrys

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today i bought donkey kong country tropical freeze for 60usd

i bought htis game 3 years ago for 50 usd

am i stoopid?

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>he hasnt homebrewed his Wii U

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>being a pirate

>he doesn't just emulate the wii u

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>using a BING BING WAHOO machine

all of you can kmd

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Sure pal

>either in a pretty good mood or i want to die and my mood is sporadic
wtf

I don't want to.
I don't know if this is the result of autism or coordination, but nice.

why, meanie.

ask me anythign

is anyone on /cum/ a good singer?

when are your pokemon cards coming in?

drugs

i am

What did you have for lunch?

think you should stop that

I'm autistic and jobless.

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Tell me more about this historic moment

who do you want to win the stanley cup

i have no pokemon cards coming in

i thought about buying some ungraded (aka cheap) japanese cards on ebay that i thought had nice art. but i decided against it.

is ok man

post vocaroo of you singing something you like

i feel bad lads, i feel like we are all similar guys we are all outcasts afraid of society

i think we should start a comune, i own some big land, maybe we all can live in there

idk i think it would be nice, better that wishing to die everynight

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Sharks will win Stanley Cup screenshot this

>wishing to die everynight
whoa, i'm not suicidal. i think you might need to see a therapist

lunch... umm... i had a late breakfast of bacon lettuce and pita warp.

i never watch sports, i couldn't even tell you if the ottawa senators are still eligible to win it or not

kys

we're not friends anymore >:(
on second thought, i'm still your friend

he's a little fuckhole just ignore him

im sorry, im in a little bit of a mood today

forgive me please

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i'm jealous of NEETs and wagies

t. student

post a better videogame intro

youtube.com/watch?v=npuuTBlEb1U

YOU CANT

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because you seem weird

i forgive you

how so?

thanks friend

...

Will you go on a date with me? We could hike somewhere in Northern Ontario.

I'm a wagie and a student haha

what

nintendo is porting all these wii u games except the wonderful 101 fuck nintendddoooo

youtube.com/watch?v=HvHKxnMv04k

stoopid chinks

Sounds good.

I like walks in the forest, have a good night.

but u never say yes to me

fuck u

>You don’t actually get good sleep when you’re drunk - your REM sleep is significantly impacted.
is this true?

still listening to youtube.com/watch?v=BqnG_Ei35JE on repeat

yes

but i can actually fall asleep then unlike when i'm sober and i'm panicked for 2 hours in bed

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>american cars are terrib-

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>car so shit not even nu-money shitheads want it

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looks like a nip car

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door

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you'd think but it was built and designed (by a woman lol) in the US

>the absolute state of acura

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Hope the alt right website is back up soon
Love their podcasts

don't care
may as well be a nip car

trapochaphouse fan myself