1. You're a fucking cunt

Louisiana is the one that LARPs as France

well where the fuck do you live then since those are the only two true areas of civilization in your country

smolensk got the qts

For what it's worth I was conflicted on including it and Texas. Texas itself is okay but the people are extremely annoying

Ah yes, such shining beacons of culture and civilization
>overpopulation
>massive numbers of migrants
>decadent culture

Oh, and pidorsburg has a ton of copypasted european-styled architecture because the retarded Tsars past Peter the """"great"""" had a massive inferiority complex.

Are all Russians as conservative as you, are there only a few of you faggots?

Most russians(hell, most people in general) believe in whatever the media/popular bloggers tell them to. Trust me, if Putin came out and said that he was gay, half the country would be walking around with buttplugs the next day.
>conservative
What gave you that idea?

Not him, but is it really believe, or just to keep on the government's good side?

These are the only two good places in the country. Sure, one could say Boston, or Portland, or Seattle are le liberal shithole but really they have a better standard of living than your trailer park/ghetto

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>liberal = SJW meme
Also CO is top tier

for me its just California. the south is annoying but it has SOME redeeming factors.

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nuke red part pls usa

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most of it

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It's more that nobody cares and the vast majority doesn't want to think for themselves. The TV says that Trump is bad? Sure, he must be bad. A youtube video tells me that Trump is a good guy? Well, he must be a good guy then. People are too concerned with their daily routine to stop and question whatever it is that they are being told.

yeah, not gonna lie CO is great but once you take a closer look and walk the streets you notice the little things, too many homeless where the "nice" parts should be, a weed shop or smoker lounge on every corner.
Looking at you, Springs and Pueblo
Also Denver looks like it had an earthquake but nothing was destroyed, everything made of brick or concrete looks shaky af

>It's more that nobody cares and the vast majority doesn't want to think for themselves
I'd trade with you, here EVERYBODY cares and the vast majority won't think for themselves

>conservative
>What gave you that idea?
Because many Americans cannot view anything outside the lens of our politics

we wuz supposed to annex most of that + Yucatan but out politicians pussied out and President Polk didn't get his way
I could have been living in a /comfy/ mayan village, FUCK

The Midwest unironically is better in every meaningful category but they don't have muh muh coastline

It unironically isn't. Fucking nothing plus more fucking nothing, towns are full of nosey cunts who have nothing better to do than gossip about neighbors. It gets boring extremely quickly

And go list some meaningful categories that aren't just Jow Forums buzzwords

Sinaloa

Canada

Parts of the GTA (namely Brampton, Etobicoke, Scarborough, and Mississauga), Winnipeg, much of Saskatchewan, and downtown Vancouver.

Half and half for us. We don't really care very much about our own politics, but tend to be obsessed with others', especially that of the US.

>he includes seattle
>comments on denver having too many homeless

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No you couldn't, Mayans were way further south on the Guatemalan border.

but niggas don't hang out right outside the entrance to an office skyscraper with cardboard signs in Seattle. they had the decency to push them out of downtown, now they mostly hang out by the less populated but more-touristy waterfronts

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Kyle from Conneticut, please go to sleep.

>buzzwords
Ohh you mean the things that relate to quality of life and happiness and education etc
But yeah you're right I guess Minnesota and Wisconsin et al are nothing but small towns unlike the densely Oregon Maine Vermont etc.
What a retard you are

New England is basically just yurop-lite

Seriously. Try walking 20 feet in any direction from the Seattle ferry terminal and count how many burned out junkie bums there are. It's pretty amazing.

isn't Tikal (and the mayan empire around it) right on the border here in the Yucatan peninsula? And Chichen Itza on the northern part?

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>complains about the word buzzwords
>offers buzzwords and zero criteria for the bullshit he's claiming along with zero sources
What a retard you are

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>we could've had the Yucatan and Cuba

Not listening to Polk was a mistake.

what are you talking about, yucatan was full of mayans, they even had a de facto independent state until 1900

Oh Yucatan was in the original plan, I was looking at the other user's pic as reference, it only included the north.

>picks one buzzword (which he said no to) where midwest is comparable mmkay sweaty
>criteria he offers is muh small towns
New Hampshire largest city 110k
Maine largest city 66k
Vermont largest city...... 40 fucking thousand
Legitimate retard

What is your issue with Saskatchewan? I was born there, we are the most bland, inoffensive people in this country.

ah, yes, the Pacific Northwest meme. The best place to live according to people on Jow Forums who've actually never lived here.

This. I was born in Bellingham, now I live in North Carolina. The only thing about the PNW that is remotely great is the nature. Yes the South has many problems, but I take the culture here over the junkies any day.

He had to abandon the thread when it was proven he doesn't know anything about the regions be was supporting

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For all you little fly-over PNW’ers and little New Englandlets, nobody cares about you at all. The MID ATLANTIC region is the most important, relevant, powerful and developed region of the USA. All else only exist to service them.

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Good point, NE is overrated. Give me the rocky mountain states over all the others.

Hipster PNW soyboy defense squad incoming

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>Make stupid claims with no support
>People stop responding to your idiocy
>I clearly won this argument :)"
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>nuke the most developed part of your country

South of Po is red

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Most of my beef is with Battleford and Saskatoon, but there's not much in the rest of the province to redeem the shittiness of those two places. That said, it might be something of an overstatement on my part.

Probably should throw in most of Manitoba along with Winnipeg, now that I think about it.

I was the only one actually supporting my claims lel

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