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worlds biggest bonfire edition

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poo i guess?

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americans are non human

Did a question.

>1 potato has been deposited in your vodka bottle

anti-US

everyone speaks english you mong

both germans and italians suck at english but i think italians are more dedicated to help anglos

At what age did you get your first job?
Me: hopefully at 27 (i am 27)

i wonder why the media downplayed the bonfire of the jews

17. Utter state of you.

uhm never? i pretty much like being a parasite at this point

gf told me that she'll stop having sex with me if I don't stop leaving my dirty dishes in the sink

good for you

16/17 - lifeguard

18 (worked at Costco)

woof haha

16 at publix

bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43881659
BBC glorifying jihadis again as noble fighters against the eebil Assad rayjeeem
The warmongering tyrants ruling Britain must be destroyed

*wakes up from slumber*
*enters brit*
*only sees australians and aussies*
*goes back to bed*

Last year at 18
Was a package loader at UPS
Now work at Amazon

addendum: am 25 now, working in mid level management for a venue management company, hate my life, want to get back into biomedical

what do you do at amazon and how much do they pay?

do the people that write these articles live under a rock

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Package scanner
12.50 an hour
The work is better suited for a robot tbqh

wtf i make 13/hr with a college degree and am in management

will take a 50c/hr pay reduction for easier work and more hours

I only work 4 hours a day and on weekends (and Wednesdays)

16 at a little chef on saturdays. spilt a load of hot tea and coffee all over a lady on my first day. was only allowed to wash up and clear tables for months afterwards.

DEM FOOKIN TORIES ARE LOSING SO THEY IZ

ME BEST MATE DEANO N ME VOTED FOR DEM LABURS

THEY CARE ABOUT US NORF FOLK

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17 warehouse, filling boxes with magazines and stuff.

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This post is attempting to contact me
Shall be reporting it to the MPS

18

standing in a cold royal mail warehouse putting letters into boxes for 10 hours a night for roughly £7 /hr hated it

shut up

no u

aaaaaaaaj

disgusting nonce

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i cannot sanction your buffoonery

detestable scoundrel

ah yes the quintessential canadian man Ping Kuen Shum

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thailad is a right-wing hardman

Speaking to a girl, she says she feels 'really calm' around me but shy around everyone else

what the fuck does that mean?

you're her gay friend

You're her gay best friend. Congrats

she's not afraid of death

Ah yes the rorke that gets mad about the demographics of countries he doesn't live in

hehehe

get her pumped you virgin freak

For fuck sake, how do I change that

stop being a poofter/ man up

Got toiler of the month.

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rape her

t. Zhang Xue Zheng

morning toilers

Yes but that’s no justification for his laziness, the drunk bastard. And remember to flush the toilet next time.

dumb pirate frogposter

T. Rorke

Actually fucking livid

going to bed actually
neet toil is at half 4

21, embarrassingly. I never really had a reason to get one prior to dropping out of uni, to be fair. Never went out or did anything, so I didn't need money.

neet toil?

toil in 40 minutes yes

good, that's a good start

Toilberg told me that I need to toil harder or he'll fire me

Why was that international news? Buildings get torched all the time.

oh nononono

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next time your with her ask her what her fanny looks like and pray she lets you ave a look

Usually not flats in the middle of a city full of people

>full of people
um sweatie that's london

15 as a waiter/busboy for like 8.75/hr

ROARING lads

all the toilers preparing themselves for their final (off the week) toil

SCREAMING

here I am just about to go to sleep and probably wake up at like 5 like I did yesterday

imagine actually willingly toiling, youve got to be some kind of wrong to want to do that

gotta get out of bed, go to the job center, sign a digital pad (VERY frustrating) then go home
need some e-juice tho so not a wasted trip

ok then """"people""""

And they usually aren't caused by the government trying to save some money on cladding

they dont make you sign the pads anymore the job centre dole lady does it for you on the computer

God, I fucking hate Americans.

why do people post retarded shit like this

sounds awful

The communists make some good points

>ROARING lads

>all the toilers preparing themselves for their final (off the week) toil

SCREAMING

>here I am just about to go to sleep and probably wake up at like 5 like I did yesterday

>imagine actually willingly toiling, youve got to be some kind of wrong to want to do that

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bloody useless Labour councils

t. virgin freak

keep up your poofter attitude and she'll be gone

women love crude stuff you virgin freak just ask to shag her and she'll say yes

hate the future

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how do you pay your mortgage without a job lad??

Well I'm never using Godaddy again

I'm an utter cunt to her

Unironically enjoy toil, it's my only social interaction outside of this hellhole and there are some pretty girls there.

this tweet incited hatred in me

@met
bake 'em away toys

Yes but it people were treating it on the scale of 9/11, not a small, although surely devastating, event that should get a passing mention in international media.

BTFO

lying to yourself isnt healthy

you will toil
you are toil
toilberg shows no mercy

Rita Hayworth gave good face

Were they? I don't know it was news for a week and now it's just moaning about gibs or something.

khazar milkers

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thats a thot

Had a laugh at this lads

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We had live updates for a week and then another news segment regarding it for like a month afterwards. It was bizzare

>fortnite

This game is not fun, used to like itm but got tired of it within a week.