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post malone edition

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religion is the opiate of the masses

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fire album

On a bathroom wall I wrote
"I'd rather argue with you than be with someone else"
I took a piss and dismiss it like "fuck it"
And I went and found somebody else
Fuck arguing and harvesting the feelings
Yo, I'd rather be by my fucking self
Till about two a.m. and I call back
And I hang up and I start to blame myself
Somebody help

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Hate people with skin darker than mine
simple as

Hey yeah you, incel?
Stop harassing women and get a life

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Must be nice to not hate anyone

can't afford video games

didthanoskill.me/

wew

Have you lost your mind?
Tell me when you think we crossed the line
No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need
Grab my hand and baby we’ll live a hell of a life

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Fuck off abo cuntoid

Incel redpills are all truths

Women need to have their vote taken from them and they need to be put back in their place

Would rather play videogames than relationship games

Ironically Communism is a religion

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still fuming over being seen as the gay mate

how does someone like turtle even avoid it

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incels are repulsive defects that should be tarred and feathered

thanks m'lad

>Incel redpills are all truths

>Women need to have their vote taken from them and they need to be put back in their place

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My friend showed me pictures of his kids
And all I could show him was pictures of my cribs
He said his daughter got a brand new report card
And all I got was a brand new sports car, oh

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holy fucking tune

youtube.com/watch?v=YIDr7omi5r8

love neets
hate incels
simple as

LABOUR WON THE ELECTION LADS

ALL HAIL PM JEREMY CORBYN

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Ghibli films are great
I went with the soy crew to the music of ghibli performance in melbourne

What's the point of living in a """multicultural""" if you're only allowed to participate in your own cultures stuff?

NOT REALLY M8 HARDLY ANYTHING HAS CHANGED AT ALL

>>Incel redpills are all truths
>>Women need to have their vote taken from them and they need to be put back in their place

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dear lord I wish I was girl

need to regress back to a childlike state of mind and get fiddled by these 2

My wife said, I can't say no to nobody
And at this rate we gon' both die broke
Got friends that ask me for money knowin' I'm in debt
And like my wife said, I still didn't say no

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What's your name? Who's your daddy?
Is he rich like me?

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When I read about young females getting acid thrown in their faces I feel quite happy lads.

They deserve it

virginal rasheed freak

>When I read about young females getting acid thrown in their faces I feel quite happy lads.

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can't remember lyrics to music anymore
becoming far more slow and dopey this year
getting lost mid-conversation

do I have actual brain damage

First one I've bothered watching. What others are also worth it?

virgin freaks are a danger to society

OOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooohhhhhhh JEREMY CAWBIN

I have an encyclopedic record of kanye, pixies and bob dylan lyrics so I can't relate

had a feeling it would be something like this

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Why the fuck is the hyper capitalist London voting for a Corbyn Labour government?

And please don't tell me that I'm confusing the City of London with the greater London.

THE VIRGIN /brit/ POSTER, THE CHAD ACID THROWER

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the workfu is wearing skirt and tights lads

it's going to be a good day :)

Based

don't believe these stupid websites m8, the test everyone lauds as the autism test is the first part of two mini-tests you are given, then you are interviewed and given more tests, another interview, and your parents are interviewed for 3+ hours. Don't go diagnosing yourself as something.

greggsit means greggsit

>And please don't tell me that I'm confusing the City of London with the greater London.
i have some bad news for you

Where the hell are my friends?
Home alone, not again
Friday, wine, and the internet
The only love I seem to get

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>...the heart of a heartless world, the soul of a souless condition
that is one of the most misquoted things

how is the british empire portrayed in british education?

stacey lives in your head rent free

same happened to me after a few months of neetdom tedious wageslavery probably didn't help either .

leaving uni and abandoning all attempt at self improvement, conscientious reading and note taking didn't help either.

I also dabble in xanax but I don't think that's it

the avengers is shit

Can't even remember, probably really badly now as education has been taken over by soft cunts for a long time.

YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!

That is it mong, depressant drugs will make you more dopey.

Did it last year actually
Sort of a neutral stance, doesn't really praise it, just 'reports' on it. There are mentions of negative stuff every now and then

Being white genocided atm

why is it whenever America has a drug crisis I feel as if it was deliberately created?

it's still clearly pejorative

Ahhh yes yes incels... barely a step above animals those

Yeah when I'm on them sure I feel retarded but I haven't even been using them long term and I feel retarded sober

ye old Deutschland eh
ye old reich

Animals have sex

London is not representative of the rest of the country anymore, they all think their opinions are right. It seems the swing has gone more to Lib-Dem than Labour see pic-related.

All remain voting cunts.

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Non whites can't be incels
They can get qt white gfs whenever they want

why is it whenever south america has a political or economic crisis i feel as though it was deliberately created by cia?

dood...shit thats deep dood

dont get it twisted you know who i grew up with
why would I have a problem...

LIB
DEM
SURGE

Business idea: succumb to 24 chicken nuggets, large fries, and a large frozen coke from McD at 7PM tonight (1 hour 8 minutes from now)

Thoughts?

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doing a liquid poo

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based radcens

ye old deutschland...
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great idea

fat cunt

did one of these a couple of days ago :P nearly poo in my undies thinking it was a fart hahaha

I wonder just how many phone calls...


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oily tim reaction faces accompanying poo posts are the pinnacle of modern comedy

Tell me about Tim, why does he sweat so much?

Don't see how it's possible to have a bad trip

Did acid once in a busy-ish place, had a fucking argument beforehand, one of the mates with me was a cunt, it was freezing, middle of winter and I was shivering and I still had a fantastic time

didn't read because i'm only surrounding myself with positive vibrations

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teehee i do drugs btw

I have a theory: All the great military leaders were short, because short men have to learn to gain the respect of meatheads without resorting to physical means. These same skills scale very well with numbers. In contrast if you rely on physical intimidation to gain respect, that might work on a couple of guys, but if you are trying to gain respect of a platoon, they will just laugh at you, you ain't going to take a whole platoon by yourself.

jeffrey?

virgin

Peter Rabbit is a nonce.

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its bio oil

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COCAINE ON THE TABLE LIQUOR POURIN
DONT GIVE A DAMN
DUDE YOUR GURLFRIEND IS A GROUPIE SHES JUST TRYNA GET IN

napoleon wasn't particularly short

yes

My name is Charlie

any benzo freak in

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can't think of anything worse, being covered in fucking oil why does he do it, what if he touches his face by mistake and gets oil all over his belongings, disgusting.

accusations of virginity, the last refuge of the uneducated
pathetic