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>pic
"Hello son! Sit down please, eat and drink with me. So, tell me how is your life? Did mange to get a lovely fiance?"

Your actions?

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>swig the bottle and jump out of the window

That middle cake nearest to the photographer looks delicious

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Everything looks delicious, especially mayo salad

I like his smile. It's just so honest. Are Russians honest people?

Not host but naive a little.

wtf dad you never told me you were r*ssian

I avoid directly answering questions and just tell everything is fine. I eat a little and have a couple of drinks.
Then I pretend I have to go and leave somewhere I can drink in lonelyness.

No but I do have a gf so I'm getting there

btw this mayonnaise soup is delish

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>are russians honest people

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What kind of pie is that on the left?

Cream cake I guess...

I dropped out of school and women hate me

P-please pass the bread

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>life is okay
>Maybe this one girl, we'll see
>how are my siblings doing, father?

Most honest people in the world.
Sadly almost all other nations confuse it with rudeness, especially most hypocrit cultures, like Brits and murricans.

Ok now I want pycкa caлaтa, you made me hungry

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Salad is the greatest part

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this desu

Dad when I'm wearing a skirt I'm your daughter.

You are disgrace for the family.

I'm a failure

Jesus Christ mom fina learned to cook.
I'm still MGTOW ... now I'm going to have a slice of everything.

or

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*sips*
Ahh yes

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