"Shoutout to all my /ausnz/ user's, if people diss any of them, I'll take their lives from them"
/ausnz/
Fuck all of you
*kills you*
Squad!
Read the bars user, watch out.
fuck you
Yes desu!
I rapped my bars to parent's they thought it was pretty cool.
Thanks mum and dad.
Seconded.
Shot mum.
She's always good for some support.
We're at 12 celsius, it's pouring and I'm wearing a fucking tshirt, i thought it would be hot today. Send help.
Bruh you don't even she holds down the fort so hard. Thanks mumzy. I've written bars for my dad but I need to write some for my mum.
Stamp your feet; it warms you up.
Here's bars for mum but I might write more. tell me what you think, don't hold back.
"For my mum I'll kill. if she holds down the fort, she holds down a castle. I don't care if it's wrong or right, I'll turn a man to a funeral parcel. Whenever I was ill she made me right. So i''l be happy dieing for her tonight,"
I'm gonna head to bed early tonight gang.
Goodnight all.
Don't stay up getting drunk all night buddy, make sure you get some sleep as well.
OCE LoL team is playing right now. So i'm up for another 3 hours or so. I'll keep chatting with till everyone falls asleep.
Goodnight buddy
I think I am going to eat the Mars bar in the fridge that I got from Coles earlier. I am also in a bunk bed at the resort place.
how's Sydney/NSW like nowadays?
t. aussie citizen who hasn't lived there since 2007
Goodnight!
Hope you're bunking with nice lads.
Why did you leave? It's still as Chinky as ever.
Night westy, sweet dreams
got a job in Goldman Sachs in the USA and left. It has paid off financially and I'm a US citizen now kek
Why are you in India?
Mars bar is gone.
Who wouldn't to be indian desu senpai
hello all. it is my birthday today may 4 ask me anything
Of course.
Happy Birthday.
happy birthday bro
I hope my parents piss of to bed soon lads. That's one thing about going on holiday with your parents sometimes you can't stand the TV volume. It's like 3 feet away & I didn't bring sound proof headphones.
It's a shitty Kogan brand TV also.
pls help my mate is bullying me
happy birthday
you're not the usual posters. thanks for the wishes though new friends! i think i'll go to sleep!
Did you have birthday sex lad?
Happy birthday mate
>Sleeping this early
Goodnight.
i am
Happy birthday. Are you going to celebrate this occasion?
no!
thanks. i already celebrated
sometimes i go to bed around 6 or 7
i dont remember you at all
i dont usually use a pajeet proxy
All the NZer's are asleep now...Time to post 3D
STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW.
im still here
My drunk father has finally gone to bed.
Dang I missed Jap-Chan & Cataqt
>3D
Kraut-Chans back
You can always count on me.
still here
Goodnight from welly
Guten Abent welly-kun. How's the weather down there?
Nighty!
Quite still and not too cold, but I'm still enjoying curling up under the covers
I think I'll head off now. Good night f a m
night
guess ill sleep too ,good night
night
bumpeh
hey cataqt
ohayou
*lewdly pokes the thread*
Yeah sure whatever.
he keeps trying to get me to read this and i don't want to
whatcha doing cataqt
you should read it, but the voiceover from my aussie doujinbro makes it even better
he has a qt voice
I'm procrastinating, like always.
*kills himself*
What a relief
Good morning gang.
morning westy
Good afternoon matey.
Hows the day treating you?
it's been alright, i went for a walk earlier before it got too hot
you have any plans for today?
Duck season must've started.
Starting to get hot around your parts is it buddy?
I've got no plans for the day but chill at home then tonight I'm going around to a mates house to watch sports ball.
>Duck season must've started.
?
>Starting to get hot around your parts is it buddy?
yeah, it's about 25 degrees and 90% humidity right now
>?
I've been hearing shotguns all morning, it's kina annoying because they usually do it right at the crack of dawn.
It's only for a short while so I'll deal with it.
>it's about 25 degrees and 90% humidity right now
Fuck that!
Hope you're keeping cool buddy, I would be dead lazy in that heat, I feel for you.
>tfw Floridian
>tfw considered an honorary australian because of this
>tfw new thighhigh stockings I ordered came in
It's a gud day, how are you bois?
post pics
I would be dead lazy in that heat
i'd be tempted to just stay in bed all day but it's way too hot for that. thinking about going to my bf's place by a lake and swimming soon
qt
Happy Birthday
>you ever been?
Nah, never been, I don't have much of an interest either, it would be cool to try it once or twice but thats about it.
>thinking about going to my bf's place by a lake and swimming soon
Sounds like a solid plan, a nice day for a swim in the lake.
it can be fun, i'd try it if you ever get the chance
You've been duck shooting yourself?
yep, east-central arkansas is full of rice paddies and other places where they can stay during the winter so we're fairly well known for duck hunting
Huh thats cool, I think I will go if I ever get a chance.
Although I don't think anyone in my family goes duck shooting... I'll have to find out.
is there any big game that they imported to new zealand or is it just birbs
theres deer i guess
Deer mainly, thats what most people hunt.
They tried to introduce moose in down south but those died out pretty bloody quickly.
gonna go to the store, later gators
>but those died out pretty bloody quickly.
sad
It's a bit chilly lads
Wish I had another layer on
See ya matey.
Silly billy, why didn't you put one on?
Because it was warm enough inside so I figured it'd be warm enough outside.
Hello Jim welcome to omnicorp what brings you here today.
Well Tim as you implied my name is Jim and I have a lot of stuff to show you today
Yes Jim bust first let me bring in the manager Kim
Kim?
Kim.
I thought the mangers name was zim?
Oh zim no no Jim it's Kim
Ahh I see tim I guess it's not zim it's Kim
Yes Jim
Say tim where is Kim?
>Under my desk 8)
Wait If Kim is under your desk Tim?
Who is sucking my dick?
???
*sigh*
Work
Hopefully it's not too dull for ya buddy.
Scared by my own desire for violence.
Do your best little maid
back
Embrace it.
What did ya get from the shop?
Well one of my coworkers hadn't shown up so it's just me and the boss lady, if it gets busy it will not be fun
I will try my best
Beat me then