>be me
>the grand day arrives: planned suicide for 3 months
>finally get all my 10 N2O cylinders online
>inhale them all in a big globus doing repetitive inhalations and exhalations by the nose previously emptying lungs
>be sure it will cause intoxication and death (tutorial said 6 cylinders are enough for this just making it sure)
>be inhalating the last ones, doing it ultra fast so I will accomplish it before going unconscious
>eventually feel like i'm sleeping in a black hole and my consciousness is all over the universe now
>i'm awake but i don't feel myself anymore, in an existential manner
>so this is death after all
>i have never felt so happy in my whole existence at this point
>i feel parts of my body again, concretely i feel like a giant punch all over my belly
>everything goes black and i don't remember anymore what happens after that
>wake up in my bed 15 hours later
>dry puke all over me and my bed
>sweating like crazy and skin blue as if i tainted it
>eventually realize i'm not dead
>tfw it's worst day in my entire life
>take a hot shower
>crying uncontrollably
>don't look blue anymore
>dress up and wait to go to job
Be me
damn that sounds horrible
What the fuck am i read? If you wanna die, just put your head on rails before train.
You can not even kill yourself, pussy.
Jesus, seek help user.
Don't do this. It's a horrible thing for the conductor to experience.
Was your sister's bf in your house when this happened?
And lose a few point of QI doing it. Brainlets are happier si you're on the good path.
Seriously. You need to go to an emergency room and try and explain your situation.
Shit, man. How many times have you tried to commit suicide?
Lee los estoicos, MArco aurelio, seneca, epicteto. disciplina tus pensamientos.
He's Canadian, they are born like this.
Russia and Denmark summed up well.
Te mataste mil neuronas salame
This.
I want to give you a hug user
>dress up and wait to go to job
Nice story bro, be never to late at job. Don't forget to work extra hours at job, it will bring you success.
it's alright i dont need to
Here the driver gets a year of paid leave.
>don't look blue anymore
>dress up and wait to go to job
The rat race is real.
>Spanish
>Going to work
That how I know this story is fake.
Buy a handgun, aim at your forehead and just pull the trigger.
Simple, Clean, Effective, Painless, Cheap.
The trauma experienced by the brain in those last split seconds will be so high that your nervous sytem won't experience the pain, just one pull and boom, you're out.
Good luck
just do it right and have fun before you won't take your money to the grave
the last part "dress up and go to work" makes this whole story kinda fake
Is he okay?
>Spanish
>Going to work
>That how I know this story is fake.
The real expert in the thread.
>he is such a failure he couldn't even off himself properly
consumer helium tanks contain oxygen to prevent suicides like this
all you accomplished was killing a lot of brain cells, good job
Please don't be mean to him. He needs support rn.
But wouldn't you become happier without extra brain cells?
Don't kill yourself dude, literally anything else is better than that. You can become a wandering beggar or whatever, anything is better than suicide.
woops just realized OP said he used nitrous, but the same concept applies
Why do you suffer so, user?
Can you stop being such fuckin faggots and just encourage him to kill himself already?
That gif
Hasn't the lack of oxygen in your brain changed your way of thinking ?
Maybe you should be happy. Not everyone have had that feeling of sleeping in a black hole.
Good luck user.
Get nembutal next time
>dress up and wait to go to job
Fake, you don't havr a job jorge
no it doesnt retard nitrous doesnt contain oxygen it would fuck up the regulators used for them ferociously