Culture Pals /cp/ general

Heisenberg edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

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Old:

first for me

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Second for loneliness

Are you in Taiwan to see someone?

i really need to stop watching breaking bad every time i get bored

you have Korean drama dude

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How hard is it to put the old thread in the fucking op?

Maggie Lee??
Really scary desu, she'll eat you... literally

Eat his dick ;)

I LOVE ANIME SO MUCH IT'S ALL I LIVE FOR

ANIME IS THE GREATEST THING EVER OH MY GOD IT'S SO AMAZING

GIMME AN A
GIMME AN N
GIMME AN I
GIMME AN M
GIMME AN E

WHAT DOES IT SPELL??? ANIME!

HNNNNNNNNG I LOVE ANIME SO MUCH OH MY GOD KILL ME IF I CANT GET IT

bost you're inbox

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MY INBOX IS JUST FULL OF ANIME

ok merci pour ta contribution

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You're welcome

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Fuckn slavs

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My qt is on the train home from work and said she saw gopniks

Frig is that?

Portuguese people are the most lonely in the world.
We should be killed

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I will be talking with her in 90 minutes. Slightly nervous desu.

just b ur shelf

Who here has lived with depression for so long that they are just used to it

3 years here
Took me about two years to get used to it.

I agree. Don't move

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At a hardcore concert lads, what are you up to?

>Hey I have work to do talk to you later have a good time
>She's still online

give it straight to me lads, am I done for?

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Wrote a random depressed qt a long essay trying to encourage her and instill some hope in her poor battered soul.

Now I'm going to crash, because I'm tired as fuck.

Having a beer while watching the game

Maybe she is on Whatsapp web...

Trying to write a CV

At my unis annual sports competition, three days of drinking basically

Just got my profile set up properly with bio and interests and I have one picture. Four people have viewed my profile already, one of them is a really cute Russian girl. So what do I do now? Attempt to chat people up, just browse around?

This is extremely infuriating.

>ask my qt if she needs help with her homework
>keeps me on read
>Wonder if I said anything wrong
>Send her a text after hours
>"I am sorry. I am a bad texter. I forgot to respond."

Don't want to appear clingy but this makes me reeeeeee

aye lad, world's your oyster!

Yeah don't expect people to message you, girls get tons of guys filling their inbox. So if they view and don't send a message dont take it personally. From their experience all it takes for them to get a reply is to check out a guys profile.

>ask my qt if she needs help with her homework
This is what you did wrong

S-She's not going online. I couldn't talk the last two days. I hope she's not mad.

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fuck off

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Should I message someone or just write on their wall?

W-Why don't you like me?

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Message them, don't write on their wall

because you're retarded with your choice in women

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Writing on the wall is third world tier

4 years here. Nowadays I try to hide it on the internet by being ""funny""

I have problems myself man. There is finally a girl that likes me. I've never experienced that my whole life. Please let me enjoy this feeling.

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Yeah, when I'm looking now it's mostly Africans that do that.

Time to break the ice with the QT russian girl by asking about Russian literature :-)))

Gib chican gf

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Why won’t she go online! :(

FUCK YOU
>tfw new message
>tfw interpals fucking with me
Bitches can't handle a bit of bantz

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She's online now. Everything is alright.

Are you excited to see her in September?

I have a gf lads

Well done. What did you send?

Very good! What country? :D

Reported some swede that blocks me for correcting her in one name of a Portuguese guy.
And sent >tfw no german gf to workout with

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Please get unbanned

I'm not banned, luckily. Just a small warning.

I don't see anything offensive there. It was probably for reporting when there was no reason to report