/brit/

creme

screaming

anime

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why are you posting here if you are a neuro typical not trying to be hateful just don't understand
read this post enough times over the years good bye

can do more with a kettle

idiot

have a stutter

no matter how hard I try it's impossible to get a gf

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why are YOU posting here if you're a virgin freak
fuck off to /britfeel/

scroffling tumultuously

use my kettle every day and only use my toaster every couple of days

If the king can get a gf, anyone can lad

youtube.com/watch?v=VvwdOHSpYwE

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>neet toil
>"we contacted your former employer...."
>oh fuck oh fuck, they're gonna say they sacked me, I'm gonna get santioned
>"...and they say you're still on their books"
knew that place was a horribly managed shithole but fuckin hell

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the programming losers at the company I work in abuse our Slack messenger and write the most obscene and offensive things there

if any of them even so much as looks my way or refuses to do something I ask them to I'm heading to HR ASAP with some easily retrievable chatlogs

h-h-h-h-have a st-st-st-stutter

n-n-no m-matter h-h-how ha-h-hard I t-t-try it's im-po-po-possible t-t-to get a guh-guh-guh-gf

FOY

LOL that's riduclous

Gromitting at this post

oh fuck off you sad little virgin freak

works only in the states apparently

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You'll be crushed beneath the boot of the collective

good lad, thinking ahead

no need

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don't even own a toaster
toast my bread on the grill where I grill my simple cheeses

The toaster beats the thermostat

I'm goodlooking in a normie department so I seriously doubt that, HR is full of the oppressive women types that would unironically call for the liquidation of the incel population

series 2 of Dear White People is out lads

going to have a watch this evening

MC SMALLY YEA THATS MY NAME

there's a way out

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hes here

fucking hate small talk so much, pointless exercise. no amount of inane bullshit about the weather or repeated discussion of man kick ball nonsense the drones are into will help pass the time. why are people so unnerved by silence? if you have nothing to say just don't say anything, the world won't end and I won't suddenly hate you and think you're some sort of freak because we're sat in silence for a few minutes just shut the fuck up

dont know if I am fun at parties or not, never get invited to one

Stevie G is a hun now lads

>series 2 of Dear White People is out lads

>going to have a watch this evening

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great post

he knows how to stop brenny

shan't miss a single episode

virgin freaks

Absolutely love small talk. Become very, very good at making people feel good in conversation and it makes me happy to make people happy.

i dont mind small talk to be honest as it's just killing time (unless triyng to do something) what I really dislike is stuff like meetings where everyone ends up repeating themselves many times and you get bored of hearing the same thing

toaster for sure

ah first word from the gf in three weeks and it's a one word, three-letter response to a direct question

good good

youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ

twitter.com/Sporf/status/992393846943354880?s=19

>hates degeneracy
do commies really tho

Cute young lass on the Chase lads, question about gravy championships and apparently people in lancashire have gravy on ships
How absolutely subhuman

that's not your gf you freak

is she living in a submarine

utterly grotesque

"yes"?

>Hi Manager Greg
>hey Manager Bill, what's up?
>spaz-yank sent HR some obscene chatlog involving half our developers
>yeah, so what?
>they're kicking up a fuss
>ah right, so spaz-yank sent this of his own accord?
>yes
>straight to HR without talking to you?
>yes
>well we can't be having a troublemaker like that impacting our business operations, get him out of these and give the devs a slap on the wrist
>right away Greg

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yeh a danish one

team mini obviously

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mama mia!

haha

always strange when you meet a "channer" in a bar or something and you can just instantly tell by the autism and unkemptness that they browse /v/ and shit. Thinking of this guy i met the other week who was like so emo and sulky and I thought i'll throw him a bone so I mention video games and talk to him about dark souls, I don't even like dark souls but I knew he would lmao

Don't consider /brit/ to be a part of Jow Forums

oh no

dj koze album EN PONTE

Don't consider /brit/

dont get it

>check the twitter
>literally begging for money

chortle chortle

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>dont get it

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have nothing to do with my life besides consume media and physical products made my people smarter than me

why are you talking to him at all?

XTC

what happened to eva lovia?

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I want to be a USA citizen away from the pathetic cowards and whimps in this country ... Picture by me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 4 May 2018 ...

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>made my
what a blunder

feeling overheated and intoxicated by caffeine. i also feel a bit exhausted

f
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it's so funny how annoyed people get by kanye west I disagree with almost all the stuff he has said since the start of his career (like his music though) but why would I take any of it seriously lol guy chats so much shit. It's not as if he is an upstanding intellectual then one day he suddenly goes mental he's always been an idiot

can't stop stubbing my toe and taking off half my nails everytime
going to need to wear ugg boots permanently

literally me

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low t dutch kanker

freudian slip

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hey tim!

litterally me

omg you stol emy post bc on timer since my last one u scummer

BTFO

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Things Brits will never understand
>Thanksgiving
>Pumpkin Pie
>Pecan Pie
>Apple Pie
>unlimited food choices
>sweet potatoes
>biscuits and gravy
>driving a car to work and school
>customizing your car
>seeing animals on the side of the road
>birds chirping in the morning
>junebugs at night
>hearing frogs croaking in the distance on a hot summer’s night
>dew
>driving to the beach and packing towels and coolers for your family vacation
>driving anywhere for more than 2 hours
>playing game boys in the back of your car while watching the car’s built in tv
>seeing neighbors mow their lawn everyday
>going to giant universities
>joining a fraternity
>shopping as a hobby
>Christmas vacations to grandmas house
>the real Santa Clause
>seeing Santa’s Clause at the mall

going to pembrokeshire for a couple of nights next week

uggh I hate boots too

Things Brits will never understand
>Why Yanks haven't fucked off yet

alright tim

what is the name of your youtube channel?